i’m collecting exes like infinity stones

the moon is a soft butch (and the sun is hard femme)

soft butches 😍🥵

you can not become a butterfly if you are not willing to build your own chrysalis. no one will do it for you.

finally completed my transition to female (got turned on by yaoi)

my most male-coded trait is having $275 worth of my ex-girlfriend’s underwear

beating off the allegations

get you a cis bestie who says stuff like “holy shit your boobs look so tanner stage fivey right now”

it’s so tragic they made the moon astronauts get fit because we could have had the first man on the moon be a twink

asking the important questions

going to the trans noise/punk show with my ex and us both seeing ex-situationships there

hear me out what if bug,,, but girl !!

xiaolongbao aren’t real bao those bitches are biological dumplings

mtf? no i’m ttt (twink to theyfab)

let’s see paul allen’s tkiah gdolah

Shanah Tovah, New York City. Here's to a sweet and hopeful New Year.

that's right baby

funnel cake is the midwestern churro

society isn't ready to discuss whether insect girls are agp or hsts

AGP = A Good Puppy

trans women are either "used to be a faggot" or "at risk of becoming a puppygirl"

tucking on viagra takes a screenshot

everyone and their metamour loves getting beat nowadays it’s not a real punishment anymore. that’s why i think doms should start make their subs eat overripe cherry tomatoes and wear clothes with tags. Sub Space? no you get Sensory Hell

strip magic the gathering (taking off her engagement ring to use as a token)

the devil's beating off her wife

i’m gonna invent the world’s first yogurtcore neovagina

It’s national moth week so here’s some of my friends

walking out of the sex shop and immediately causing the man driving by to whip his head around and awooga so hard he almost caused a car crash

Getting fucked up on hormones call me the golem of prog

my very hungry caterpillar

u ever think about how before the introduction of chili peppers to east asia, kimchi was basically sauerkraut?

"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"

evangelion and dilate, queen?

i put the "bi" in "lesbian"

happy pride moth 🐛

HAPPY PRIDE MOTH

The entire trans community is held responsible for every 19 year old who ever yelled at someone online about pronouns because we're not given the dignity of being separate individuals the way members of the majority are. This is just how prejudice works.

thinking of her just wanna be her

doomed yuri between a campfire and a moth(me)

mother's day? what about moth's day?

i’m like if a serial monogamist were polyamorous

my backpack is full of moth eggs and alcohol

girlbussy

portuguese is like if spanish were even gayer

strap is actually more kosher for passover than dick because strap doesn’t rise

we set a joint aside for elijah

taking advantage of my amab privilege (being able to piss standing up when the toilet seat is gross)

It’s almost time to sing Dayenu! Hag Sameach, Bluesky!

lesbian moth

showing this to my bottom surgeon so we’re on the same page