Given his reputation for caring for the poor and downtrodden, he is likely a White Sox fan.

This is The Last Supper now.

feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him

Donald Trump can still become pope if Mike Pence has the courage.

Piper nooooooo

Wow, if Elon Musk is in Green Bay, he should just give people worthless stock certificates in exchange for voting, those people will pay good money for those and they don’t have any value so he wouldn’t even be breaking the law.

My three-year-old was reading the Atlantic when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why did the nice tattoo man send national security secrets to a reporter?" And when I told her "Because it was 11 am and he was four gin-and-tonics deep," she started crying.

Obi dragging his bed into the kitchen to be with me as I have a cup of coffee

Report: DOGE staffers energized by potential invasion of Canada because so many of their girlfriends live there.

Well said

Tommy Tuberville giving Patrick Mahomes an emergency pep talk at halftime?

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

Big day for Ohio residents. Trump inaugurated, national championship and everyone’s uncle got pardoned for January 6th

ASU with very innovative 4th down calls. Should probably put that on a billboard #peachbowl

I used to love going to the salad bar but then they put up a sneeze guard and turned it into an echo chamber