Irrevocably and permanently damaging the civil rights of dozens of ICE guys by playing the Butthole Surfers' 1988 album "Hairway To Steven" from a boombox outside the Hilton Garden Inn in suburban Minneapolis where they're all staying. JD Vance does a tweet about it that starts "Wow. Really?"

There’s this ropes course/zip line place my kids love so we’ve been there like 5 times, and the 30 minute safety briefing you gotta do each time you go is apparently more training than this guy got before being handed a shotgun.

I’ve been going with “no ICE agent will see the light of heaven” but this quote is more metal

I’m not a big hotel knower but it kinda seems like housing ICE isn’t great for business?

To get into the group chat you have a call a special number and pronounce Mahtomedi correctly on your first try.

Sorry small pet peeve here: here in Minnesota it’s spelled “Nicollet” and despite it being a very French name, we pronounce the T. This has led to a lot of understandable “Nicollette”s.

Extremely Anakin from EP1 voice: Now THIS is taxes!

Crotch hole photo made the front page!

new minneapolis bike lane violator just dropped

Alex Pretti with his bike, an Ogre, from Reddit www.reddit.com/r/Surlybikef...

Anyway now we’re on to scotch and Honnold’s big publicity stunt

So not a training issue? Or is it still a training issue after 8 years. Either way is very bad!

AAAAHHH I’M JUST NOTICING A HUGE IN HIS CROTCH! NO WONDER HIS WIFE LEFT HIM!!

MFer in the back left wearing Air Force Ones??? The guy in the front with his gun holstered on his dick? Absolute clown show.

Someone posted that the Nuremberg trials were originally the moderate position so I looked it up and holy cow:

ICE is not a critical federal agency! It was started in 2003! What follows is a short photo essay of random things I found in my house that are older than ICE. Check alt text for more info!

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Just in this intersection, you’ve got Thai, Jamaican, pho, ramen, boba, a climbing gym, fancy donuts and vintage vinyl shop. A block or two in either direction could add 10 more countries.

Why does the Whipple building still have water? Assume we can’t shut off power/gas (private companies) but why provide municipal services for their concentration camp?

republicans can stop death squads any time they want. they don’t want to. they *like* this. the rot is not the president. the rot is all of them.

Reasonably clear to me that ICE had orders to execute someone today. This is Murder 1.

/smuggest voice you ever heard: Awkshually I never even had a TikTok account to delete in the first place*

Energy ham

true friends remember the name of your *second* child

This gummy ain’t shit. /minutes later: Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bellies are actually good

2:30 check in: the dogs have still not figured out it’s -15 and get super excited when I saw “wanna go outside??”

Ok that’s well and good and all but I am mostly concerned about one death in particular. Heart Disease and Stroke Behind Quarter of All Deaths in U.S. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/w...

They posted in the FB/insta stories, both closed tomorrow (no more statement than that, but they are closing)

Disappointed that Patisserie 46/Rose St isn’t here (and nothing on their website)

If I see a single dashboard temperature pic you’re blocked. Grow up.

Who else up not receiving they work emails?

Hell yeah my dry cleaner is closed Friday. The People are winning.

My personal Mandela effect is the existence of a Minnesota town called Ostego.

Most people blamed the students for Kent State

I will eat rellenos every day until the ICE agents are against the wall

Comparing these guys to the Brownshirts is genuinely unfair to the Brownshirts, who were all self-medicating with meth for their PTSD from the Somme as opposed to chasing the high of smashing their girlfriend's phone

Currently on the homepage of Strib dot com

What would be really funny is how many R politicians would still get in - they all know this is a grift.

Overall: Heartland. First of the real F2T, great space, always consistent. HM: Saffron, uptown Tum Rup Thai (Thai Spicy Fish 😭😭)

What is mildly (darkly) funny is that they could do just as much evil in more or less plain clothes, but because they feel the need to Look Like A Troop, you can just lock them out.

At this point if you’re a Dem pol and don’t have a corrupt DOJ investigation into you, you’re doing something wrong.

All Cats Are Beautiful *wink*

Me holding a precious, gentle, sleeping newborn: “This is Bo.”

Can’t be eating seafood in Denver!