Youth pastor voice: you know who else disappeared for a few days before returning on a Sunday?

What outcome do you think is more likely if we eliminate confirmation votes for a handful of very important city department leaders appointed by the mayor? They become more professionalized and insulated from politics? Or the jobs tend to go to barely qualified friends of the mayor?

Lotta strong contenders but when you consider weather I gotta go with Bismarck ND. Between the size of state capitol it SHOULD be at least a decent city BUT

Kids are playing “subjective Guess Who” with questions like “would this person clap when the plane lands” and “would this person like the Super Bowl halftime show?”

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

Thank sweet baby Jesus truly he is risen (if you know what this means you’ll understand; if you don’t you’re not missing much)

Goob morning

guys jesus is dead rn do your sins

Minneapolis has 4 quadrants, divided N/S by 35W/94, and E/W by 394/94 NW quadrant: North NE quadrant: this area does not have a name. “Nordeast” is something else. SE quadrant: South SW quadrant: Southwest

Just ate the worlds largest sweet potato for lunch AMA

Tony Fiore! I remembered a guy! @davidjroth.bsky.social

What was the name of that mid aughts twins pitcher who had like a 85 mph fastball but a 60 mph change, and hitters just couldn’t sit on it? @aarongleeman.bsky.social @johnbonnes.bsky.social

Didn’t know he was BACK on trial?

I learn about this on the day we’re losing The Seville???! It’s getting harder and harder for us out there

Pretty sure I’m on a teams meeting with a guy using a virtual background (fine, normal) but the background is like, the world’s most generic office cube farm? Weird choice.

Saw a trailer for the live action Moana and I am NOT excited. Issue is huge chunks of Moana were already made with animation in mind: coconut guys, Maui’s shape shifting, Te-Ka, the water as a character. This is all going to still be CGI and not look much different from the animated version!

here it is. one single picture that perfectly captures why we have a housing crisis. it’s not blackrock. it’s not the developers. it’s the boomers who will yell at any politician who wants to build more housing

Independently,”lerbon janes” and “u like what u see” are tattooed into my frontal cortex

Not a tweet per se but spiritually a tweet:

Gonna expose my self to ridicule here but OAR is doing a “three decades” tour and I simultaneously am interested and also want to crawl into the grave.

That's right

But not before the prosecutors placed a few bets…

Lotta grim pictures come through this account but this has to be three of the worst possible choices

82 days until the days start getting shorter

Bike nutrition hack unlocked

Anyone else have micro nuances to their online communication? Like if I pose a question directly to someone on here or in text, but do not include a question mark, it’s not actually a question and means I think you’re dumb

Good lord. They want easy, free flowing traffic, but also let a single left turning car back up the entire block.

It’s fine it’s fine, just drive your vehicle down the busiest bikeway in the city on the nicest weekend day so far this year.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Can’t wait to hear from America’s best catholic, the vice president, on this matter.

They just said “nothing in the world worse than getting your horn stuck” live on national TV @cjzero.bsky.social

Every single loser criticizing No Kings looks like this to me

@minneapolismn.gov this could b us but u playin

NIMBYs in your city proposing more parking as an affordable housing solution.

This is what happens when men think “it’s gay” to go to a stylist. MFer you need the gayest man alive to try to fix this.

This guy got 4 bars in an Eminem song that remains popular today! If my kids ask me to explain it I will simply walk into the ocean.

This joke is older than the internet but feels apt now: the N on the huskers jersey stands for “Nowledge”

I still firmly believe Nebraska will Nebraska.

It would be extremely Iowa-Nebraska if the game comes down to a last second three pointer try.

Hot take: Most hot tubs would be better without the bubbles.

Paul Skenes shelled so bad he’s gonna ask for a Purple Heart

𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮

Had to check to see if this is from yesterday, or the day before, or last week…

Someone please write a story about some manosphere MAHA idiot getting this and suffering an existential crisis. “Alpha-gal AND no red meat?!!!??!”

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

I’m at ICE HQ