An excellent showing at Westminster by Donald the Old American Beaverhound

19. Never used aol.

At my request, Husband hid the box of See’s Candies from me. Update: I’ve found the box of See’s Candies.

🚨 BREAKING: Oversight Dems received 95,000 new photos from Jeffrey Epstein's estate. These disturbing images raise even more questions about Epstein and his relationships with some of the most powerful men in the world. Time to end this White House cover-up. Release the files!

I didn’t think the pain in my leg could get any worse and then it did. So I tried some roll-on lidocaine. It didn’t work but at least now I smell.

Looks cold at the parade.

I had to give up guitar lessons because my health is in the crapper, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want a Fender for Christmas.

Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!

My last thought of the day: Considering Oprah unleashed Dr. Oz on the world, maybe we should ignore her list of favorite things.

On Saturday, Husband and I drove for almost 8 hours to surprise our daughter at her 25th bday party. It’ll go down as one of my favorite memories ever. So my advice is to raise kids that genuinely want to hang out with you as adults.

Happy Sunday.

He’ll never see this, but huge shoutout to my best friend David who was working at the Double Tree San Pedro, CA restaurant last night. Made my whole night.

Totally my fault but my dog is addicted to pup cups. And it turns out his tummy can’t handle them. Withdrawals aren’t going to be fun.

Welcome to the loophole.

On behalf of all those who are sick, myself included, a hearty fuck you to Mullin and anyone else who thinks health is always a choice.

OK then

Did everyone else just see the commercial of victims asking to release the Epstein files? During MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL??

I have multiple tattoos, one that took four hours to complete. I’ve given birth twice. I’ve torn my achilles. I’ve torn ligaments. I’ve had multiple surgeries including a hysterectomy. And none of that compares to nerve pain. Nerve pain is unreal.

Again. My book was supposed to be fictional, not a manual.

Football is killing me this season. But great TD from Willis to Watson! #gopackgo

Today, Husband and I celebrate 28 years of marriage.

It’s been a long, painful week. But now I’ve arrived at my happy place, Mammoth. And I’ve forgotten my phone charger.

What’s your current read? #booksky

Excruciating nerve pain and I get to inject myself with Dupixent? Happy Thursday to me.

Is it too early to say, Suck it, Kevin Kiley?

the second polls close in California, CNN projects that Proposition 50 passes

Let’s be clear: Trump WAS on the ballot today!

i hear people screaming with joy outside in brooklyn

This gives me hope

MSNBC calls Virginia for Spanberger

I love to buy red lipstick. I just don’t love to wear it.

Well that sucked.

Cheers to all starting their #NaNo projects today! Wishing you all the words. #booksky

Halloween is a rough night to find out the doorbell is broken.

Look. It’s not you. It’s me. I’m an author and a former librarian. It’s really difficult to show me a book I haven’t read or isn’t on my TBR. #booksky

Writers! I’ll critique a query letter and first page for 5 people in exchange for a donation to a food bank, local restaurant with a free-meal program, program collecting funds for people in need of food, etc. If you need food, or know someone who does, DM me or comment below. ❤️❤️❤️

There are men working on my neighbor’s house today and every so often I can hear uproarious laughter. It’s making my day.

Finally some good news. The spine and nerve clinic can see me on Thursday.

It’s just too much pain. So we’re not getting out of bed today. He may be a service dog flunkie, but he never leaves my side when things go south.

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

Ruined my stomach with pain meds that didn’t even work.

Someone has a case of the Mondays.

Would love to opt out of the “he gets us” ads.

As soon as husband left the house, horrible noises started. The dog and I are now hiding.

Two thumbs way up for Weapons. A+ horror movie.

If a democratic Speaker had refused to call the House into session for OVER A MONTH there would be wall to wall coverage on all networks. What the fuck is wrong with our media

For my racist, conservative, foxnews loving, voted for Trump in 2016 dad, the ballroom would’ve been the limit. Dad died in 17, so he’s not here to see the damage he did with his vote. But I know the demolition of the White House would’ve been his breaking point.

If you have an app you need to hire mobile engineers. It’s 2025 people.

Ah, locals mention the federal court order here, which also requires agents to wear some identification. Also, quite an image in here: masked, fully-geared-out DHS agents getting screamed at in a residential neighborhood by some dude who is barefoot and in pajama pants.