if i was to start selling drugs, do any of you guys know where i can get a nice, reasonably priced, supplier? i promise i’m not a cop.

a lot of yall put your egos above actual facts because you think it makes you weak to be wrong

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They’ll just take your fish and sell it at an exorbitant amount

help someone else get a win i promise it’s not gonna take away from your wins

Kristi Noem: ‘Antifa Is A Highly Sophisticated Islamic Proto-State That Controlled Territory In Iraq And Syria From 2013-2019’

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

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When it panned to the whole class stepping behind the prof I was done lmaooo

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Soybean farmers who voted for Trump are upset after he gave a $20 billion bail out to Argentina, which helps them stay in business with China. So much for America first huh? 🐆💀

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

So it begins..

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this is honestly the best time to start watchin the WNBA if you really love basketball because the concentration of talent on each team will never be this potent once they really start expanding.

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Today is a beautiful day to cancel Amazon prime. It’s nothing you need in 2 days anyway you can get at the store

jesus even 'The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' cast understands that moving and promoting each other as a UNIT provides results. if you're collaborating with people, if you're making an album with someone else...get on the same page in terms of marketing. it pays exponential dividends.

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Men Fired In Wake Of #MeToo Come Forward About How It Took Them Several Hours To Find New Jobs

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Capitalism has made everything and everyone disposable to the will of the mega rich. Now, it's all collapsing on itself.

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bruh my whole nervous system doin the watusi right now. i can’t sit still or think a cohesive thought.

if i wanted to, i could be mad that my favorite version of So Be It isn’t on Tidal and that the song in general isn’t on the vinyl even tho it’s the song that made me wanna buy the album. but the album is so good, ion really give a shit.

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cameraman knew the assignment

this nigga Push really said “yellow diamonds look like pee pee.”

The commentary around Diddy, Tory Lanez, DDG, Chris brown and a million others, has been the most insufferable, misogynistic shit imaginable and I'm sick to death of it. youtu.be/j8Gv0F73gKc?...

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You just locked eyes with the silent ruler of the sky. No sound. No warning. Just grace and power in motion. Photo© turnipian

This one lives rent free in my mind

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they just showed Zyon Pullin while talkin about Jaylen Wells.