Help, I don't know how to wear shorts. If you're queer and earthy, I want to see your cute summer fit. All of my wardrobe is built around layering for the PNW dark months and nothing goes with the black skinny-jean cutoffs. How do I look cool while staying cool?

Watching a bad movie last night. Friend four comes in with a handle of vodka and proceeds to snip-snap crab walk across the top of all of us. Someone asks "crab rave!?" Four: "what?" We explain crab rave. Damn, *it* didn't happen. Wake up to the news. Drunk man possessed by spirit of 🦀 🪩

this post is, in part, inspired by some paintings by kristoffer zetterstrand

Hemingway's works are of course genre defining, but this telling reimagines the beloved children's story with a deliciously grown-up complexity.

Well same to you!

Ope! Silly idea that wouldn't leave me alone. An elaborate setup for a pregnancy pun. A dad joke if you will.

Absolutely banger of a window tag I spotted this morning.

See also: "After everything I've done for you." A unilateral contract of the form: "I will provide materially, and you must submit emotionally."

Creation is the domain of God, free will the exercise of man. What mortal hands hath wrought this accursed thing.

Spotted @soluskrieger.bsky.social at the hamburger joint we stopped at on the way home from camp.

Sketch comms from last weekend's surprise stream: 1: @handlebars.bsky.social 2: qibble on FA 3: njnothere

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For 19 years, GPS satellites have secretly broadcast a “numbers station” in their signals. We decoded 12M messages: a 2011 flash where 31 satellites flipped in hours, “ghost” substrings repeating years apart, and a “TEXT” prefix spreading now. lsc-pagepro.mydigitalpublication.com/publication/...

Mistook Bluey for Bandit in the "Cartoon Dogs" category at bar trivia and now I have to drive myself off a cliff into the ocean.

When your Synth boyfriend pulls out the Molybdenum-Disulfide Grease from the nightstand and you know you're in for the most intense night of your life.

🚨2K RAFFLE!!🚨 A bit late to the party but to celebrate 2K followers I’ll be hosting an art raffle! The winner will receive a fully-rendered TF piece! Details below on how to enter. Thanks so much for all your support!! I’m so, so grateful for you all so hopefully this is a nice way to give back! 😁

Beauty from @buttpoems.bsky.social ⭐️

And you don't need to be suave about it. Confident Muppet >> awkward stoic "I think you're neat and kind of want to have sex with you a lot" "I think it'd be cool if someone tied me up in their basement and used me as a punching bag" "If you have stretch marks, hit me up. I love tiger stripes"

This hasn't been a me problem lately but i've had several friends in this situation lately. "I'd do anything to xyz-" "I'm glad someone's having fun. :(" "I wish someone would just-" You are saying the magic words that make yourself completely and utterly unfuckable! Stop it for better results.

PSA if you mope about how no one will play with you... What you're functionally doing is guilting the other party into playing. These small moments of coercion erode the foundation of trust required to do kink. You are showing you're not safe. You're not opening a door - you're putting up a wall.

I think the takeaway is that not all minors are puritans but the ones who are have been tricked into believing that queer sexuality is deviant and shouldn't be allowed to be visible by folks showing them content they shouldn't be seeing to upset them.

Draw your 'sona wearing pet armor.

Y’know, Oregon has a particular way of dealing with things that have beached themselves and died…

Well who do we have here...

BABA IS DIE KEKE IS DIE ROCK IS YOU

After big dams on the upper Klamath River in far northern CA were removed in 2024, Chinook (king) salmon migrated upstream for the first time in 100+ years--and now they have hatched.

Make It Myself xkcd.com/3233/

I am being tested, right?

I've been experiencing this feeling as an intense drive to converge the timelines. I'm tired of being in opposition. NAV is locked on to a better future and the solid boosters are lit.

Stream Sketch 2 - April 1 for @tsarinvanya.bsky.social and @exalted-morse.bsky.social

May you be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves, too. 🤝 #TDOV

fill your head with what makes you happy. don't empty it, that only leads to losing your sense of self. lean into what makes you HAPPY, what fulfils YOU, lean into it harder than anything. getting rid of feelings doesn't help you recognise them. you need to feel in order to live. choose happiness

Prue-Paul's Bake Race

When the words demand to be said out loud they could have the courtesy to come easily. And still I struggle articulating my love for this piece. How privileged am I to vainly call this "my" character when Levi's depiction is bigger than I could hope for of myself. A master's study of The Master.

Who wants to come to my birthday party?

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

There's a transmasculine version of this. If someone assigned female can become a man, it means there's nothing so special or powerful about men. Each of us has the biological truth of equality between the sexes within us, as demonstrated by the ability of some to pass from one to the other.

I've been chewing on the distinction between SUFFERING and MISERY. 🌎 = suffering. The grind is as old as time.

My co-worker was doing a peer review on a gnarly chunk of my code and asked how the heck I stayed focused on this task. I told her I have a special technique. It's like Pomodoro, but instead of a break every 30 minutes, I have a mental breakdown every 30 minutes.

💖Art by me💖fullscene for Tsarin and Mindz www.furaffinity.net/user/mindssy... Tsaviks vacation time ☕ and it is good 😊 ty sm tsarin!

Take a shot if you still remember your ICQ number you haven't used in 15+ years *drinks*

Deeply thankful for the creatures new and old that made FC feel like coming home. Until we meet again.

"Isn't that the one furry band?"

I find this sign genuinely charming. Surprisingly good corporate chain still serves Wi-Fi the old fashioned way.

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Windblown. Wolf by KaraCat Creations, photo by @atpaw.bsky.social.

Why is the ONLY good piece of product design I've seen this decade a freakin' Hatsune Miku MP3 player.