If Trump serves Canadian maple syrup and English cheddar at the White House he will have committed the ultimate trifecta of slights against the great state of Vermont

KornHub is calling for a TOTAL AND COMPLETE shutdown of ALL FLORIDIANS into New England!!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

KornHub's mental state right now

Rim must be tilted

The fan behind coach Finch understands it.

Scal should give Hardaway a Tommy Point for that sequence

Wild work from the Knicks Court Jester

Former Celtics... another Luke Kornet alley oop, and then Jrue Holiday scores at the other end.

Luke Kornet is unquestionably the best basketball player of all the NBA bloggers.

Luke Kornet alley oop dunk @kornhub.bsky.social

The one place open has a shower curtain toilet stall. KornHub thoroughly enjoying this cultural safari

KornHub is not enjoying the West Coast sports viewing experience. If playoff games are going to start at 10am then bars MUST BE OPEN AND SERVING at that time! Basketball loving Americans deserve the opportunity to be served nachos and beer at tipoff. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

This is art. This is cinema

How much to sign KornHub's standard post-coital gift basket?

KornHub checking in on the Hornets/Magic game

KornHub is flying and unable to watch the game. Luckily JetBlue has 10 Things I Hate About You, the absolute peak of high school romcoms. From that point forward it was all downhill

Vibed?

Hornets aiming to misbehave

Samson's hair ain't got nothing on Coby's

Coby White is the hero we deserve

NBA season is winding down so KornHub is checking in on the Red Sox....

Celtics fully in playoff mode with basically a 7-man rotation to finish the season with a win

Sicko behavior from Joe challenging this call

Erotic City Lineup - 2026 Remaster

KornHub is sad to announce that due to NBA Awards Voters refusing to put Luke on their MVP ballots we are ANNOUNCING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL BOYCOTT of MVP voting! They had better VOTE LUKE KORNET AND FAST!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

KornHub is very excited for hornets week but also deeply uncomfortable with compromising the integrity of the wheel of fandom. @andrewschlecht.bsky.social @albabycakes.bsky.social please help us parse these emotions

Stan Van Gundy confirmed as a Child of the Korn! Makes a strong case for 6MOTY to @zachlowenba.bsky.social pca.st/episode/cc9e...

The demise of Domino's Chicken Kickers is the greatest failure of modern capitalism

I know he looks like the guy selling oxys outside the Cumbys in Randolph but he's actually really good! His name is Baylor but when we post about him we spell it B3YLOR because he shoots a lot of 3s. Get it?

What a special human

Don't underestimate the degree to which KornHub's high school social circle was into both sci-fi and talking about giant shits we took

KornHub has a neighbor with a whiteboard in front of their house upon which they write various news headlines and resistlib slogans which are updated daily. Never seen anyone so desperately in need of a Bluesky account

Cs showing the Hornets that there are levels to this

KornHub's secret identity has been revealed

They can't stop the PP they can only hope to contain him

B3YLOR

Walsh is the best kind of bully

KornHub strives to be the weird resident who exclusively wears carpet slippers and athletic shorts while hustling our neighbors in nickel-a-point Cribbage games

Make that 195

Celtics fans caught a lot of strays that Bruins/Pats fans deserved

KornHub is at the Nines watching the NESN scroll and Harden shows up twice on the assists per game leaderboard once for LAC and once for CLE and Mrs KornHub does not appreciate why this is so upsetting for us

Shout-out to KornHub associates "The Boston Drooler" and " Bootleg Matt Damon"

This is a hilarious attempt to get out of a DUI. Made funnier by the fact that it's probably true and Tiger is almost certainly not the first one to try it

Two point daddy Sam Hauser has arrived