JD Vance in 2021:

We are approaching critical levels

The Seahawks talk entirely too much shit for a team with Sam Darnold as their QB.

LOADING

Yeah good night Rams.

Jacking off the military when federally appointed agents are killing people in an American city is such a choice. Two Americas.

Sean Payton’s a fucking idiot lmao

The Bears have just been A FUN WATCH.

This is the only Super Bowl matchup that would please me.

I’m gonna root for the Bears now.

I don’t know if any thing fees worse than losing to Sam Darnold. Losing a SB to Mahomes is like yeah that makes sense.. This is EMBARRASSING. But not surprising.

The season ending like this was always a possibility. I was expecting it last week. Kittle was apparently one season ending injury too many finally.

What was that late time out shit man. …

The 49ers are about head back to the divisional round for the 5th time under Kyle Shanahan with a defense made up of Car Salesmen and FedEx workers and Jim Harbaugh’s team lead by Justin Herbert could be heading to another early exit. Cold world.

I prefer the 49ers going to Seattle than Chicago. Sam Darnold disaster-class is coming at some point,

Back to Seattle. I know the 49ers want to get that god damned team.

Yeah that’s why you try for home games.

BIG ONIONS play by Kyle Shanahan.

49ers will need a WR next season. It’s so important

A STOP!!

This game is sadly going exactly as expected.

If the Niners get ass blasted tomorrow I’ll root for the Bears.

Caleb Williams is special, man.

If, IF, the 49ers win on Sunday, they will travel to either Seattle or the L.A. Rams next week. Seattle if the Bears win, L.A. if the Packers win.

I’m gonna die having to listen to the Rams being glazed throughout the playoffs

LOADING…..

Stafford crapping his pants against the NFC South again so far… Oh my.

Jalen Ramsey… brother… *plays “Outstanding” by the GAP Band*

Watching how bad my 49ers shit themselves on national television this is confirmed.

If the Ravens win this and the Niners get eliminated next next week I’m rooting for Lamar.

Feels like the 49ers are heading for a Beatdown in Philly.

That felt like a Pete Carroll/Jim Harbaugh game in all the worst ways.

Is it hating if Sam Darnold made his career out of being a good guy who has been known to have diaper blowouts in big games?

First round exit coming… Smh.

Night night.

No Pearsall and the lack of Aiyuk is finally showing itself. This feels like it’s almost over.

This Week 18 game feels like a NFC Championship if that makes sense. Nerves at 1000x

Goddamn every single person who voted for this. Damn them straight to hell.

Brock Purdy and Bijan Robinson just won me a Fantasy Football Championship..

I am just a couple of first down runs from a championship. Pls Bijan

CJGJ crying about the 49ers is an annual tradition at this point.

Kyle Shanahan Coach of the Year. Argue with a wall.

Feels like the Bears thrive in these situations… I’m trying to hope this Niners defense can fucking lock in for just one drive…

Come on 49ers defense. I need you to just not FUCK THIS UP COMPLETELY…

They scored too fast…