Beyond parody

Learning to write poetry by reading Sappho and trying to write poems inspired by her as my lovergirl dnd character lmao

Being a femme gym girly is so fun I love dolling up and flirting by being strong

prongler? i hardly know 'er!

she handle on my lump til i prongler

Current main character on Threads. Everyone is now posting knitting projects saying they're none of your business.

love goddess

the green witch 💚🌿 #WitchSky #ArtSky

She ❤️

I'm built like this btw

Oh shit wrong triangle

i'm joining the war on charli xcx on the side of charli xcx

Happy Hades 2 day to those who celebrate

A fun side effect to my plans to write a romantasy is that I now find myself enabled and encouraged to read a bunch of gay smut as study/research. If any of y'all know any good sapphic romantasies lemme know, I wanna get a good handle in the expected tropes/pacing while I plot mine out

She pull on my lever til my trolley has a problem

mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

I'm so glad Carly Rae Jepsen invented music 10 years ago and then invented gay people to listen to it

Unironically the most important album of all time

STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! DOES YOUR BODY NEED STRETCHING?

I think his neck just did that on it's own

New Carly Rae Jepsen song I'm immediately so obsessed

VISA CAN'T HANG UP ON YOU UNTIL YOU STOP TALKING. YAPPERS, THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE. Talk in circles! Loop back to the same points! Take a minute to "remember" a word! Your goal isn't to change their minds, it's to keep talking for as long as possible to waste their money and clog call centers.

The Normalest woman to ever turn 30

Butch Vera for Bluesky fuck it

today’s lesbian of the day is: the costco hot dog!

A sharp mind can cut through the bullshit of self-doubt and reveal your true worth

I look stupid here but also hot and y'all are sleeping on that

Stop letting what was distract you from working on what will be.

A very Normal woman

Trying something out and selling some lil tarot readings ko-fi.com/idiotvera

Trying something out and selling some lil tarot readings ko-fi.com/idiotvera

What if I sold lil tarot readings? I hate this job so much lmao rip

The Gideon Nav we have at home

Sometimes unbalanced and decisive action is required to set things right

God I'm hot

Lmao the various conservative party volunteers saw my pink hair in line to vote and fully ignored me when handing out flyers

Serving

The cards are telling me to quit my job again 😬 (Embrace new beginnings and stop fearing change)

Onion headline: Oops! Local woman's side project spirals into traditional publication attempt with multiple sequels. Help

Thinking I might clean up and unacademia my old honours thesis and post it somewhere

weekly reminder to follow me on instagram! i’m trying to hit 10K 🥺

Co-Star is kink shaming me 😤😤

I'm an excellent witch

Judge me based on my commanders (Karlach and Master Chef are combo'd)

Reposting this for no particular reason