kris.and.dave Kris and Dave

Trump hates this photo of him. Definitely don't share it far and wide today.

You know the assignment 👍

Next: Trump orders Pam Bondi to open a criminal investigation of the Nobel committee.

Texas Guard to the rescue.

Oh, Canada... wtf are you doing? 🤮

Everything is so expensive! I thought daddy Trump was supposed to fix all this.

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Another manly MAGA man. JFC!

No one listened 😔

Truth 👇

Are they intentionally trying to cause head injuries because a lot of the videos I've watched it seems to be the intent

This is no different from what the Nazis did to the Jews in Germany, people who were asleep in their beds rounded up for simply being Jewish. The only difference is in America the people rounded up have brown skin. #AmericasShame #AmericasDisgrace

What I.C.E. and this Administration are doing to brown-skinned people is a crime. It’s a sin. It's inhumane. It's not pro-life. It’s not Christian. It’s not making America great. It's wrong by any measurement decent people use. And it’s time we said it. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/the-ice-at...

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Our Wholly Corrupt Vice President… Blatantly Lying On Camera To The American People…

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Take it from Mr. Art of the Deal, if there’s a shutdown, the president is to blame.

Inside Congress www.politico.com/newsletters/... THE BUCK STOPS HERE:

Trump: "The ones that are run by radical left Democrats -- what they've done to San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles. They're very unsafe places & we're gonna straighten them out one by one. This is gonna be a major part for some people in this room. That's a war too. It's war from within"

Trump: "Washington DC was the most unsafe, most dangerous city in the US and to a large extent, beyond. You go to Afghanistan, they didn't have anything like that."

Oh

What? 🤔

Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?

Moron, Idiot, fool, blockhead, simpleton, dunce, nitwit, dolt, and halfwit are inadequate to describe Tori, this woman's claim to fame include multiple Bankruptcies, 4 Divorces, and over 80 Billion with a B lose for GA because of this Hyundai Debacle. #ChuckandJim

There’s definitely more to this story. My guess is there’s another scandal about to break. 📌 Reporter Wendy Suares chases after Ryan Walters after he unexpectedly announced he’s stepping down from the superintendent position.

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Oh boy. Lmao 🤣

If you’re questioning whether or not to take Tylenol you’re an idiot! Quit listening to politicians who have no medical background or credibility.

What’s with Little Marco’s ears? They’re huge!

"We are closing the department in charge of education, but also taking more control over education" is a real puzzler

Ugh.

Dont be like Laura. Dont be a cunt

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel is back‼️ www.nbcnews.com/business/med...

Trump’s letter to Bondi? He’s basically admitting you’re all in on a corrupt play. This Playbook tells why Democrats need to shut down the regime or democracy dies. Want to know how? https://americanmanifesto.news/fighting-fascism-the-battleplan-to-break-the-regime

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When a society doesn’t learn from history, it is doomed to repeat it.

The reason we’re at a pivotal moment in America is because most people don’t know how to answer this question: “How do you know when you’re really no longer living in a democracy?” hartmannreport.com/p/the-day-am...

The United States is now North Korea, only with nukes that work and grocery stores full of food, but only if you have the money to buy it.