Dying inside because someone with an M.S. in science journalism is using begrudgingly to mean disparagingly

Dershowitz never had any brains to blow out anyway

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It's a wave! It's a tsunami! It's...a good off-year election, yeah.

Now we just get that pp tape released and the regime falls

Article 2, Section 4 of the Constitution says that if the Democrats win in 2025, it PROVES the '26 and '28 elections won't be rigged!

Is he dead yet? Is he dead yet? No, but if he takes after "dying since the early 2000s" Cheney, maybe in 2030...

Whole thread full of people saying precisely the "you should've voted for Harris" crowd only supports white guys 🤦‍♂️

What kind of LOSER king likes to walk on marble floors but doesn't keep them WET for proper luster? Better hire someone to keep them DAMP all the time! May his majesty never walk on a surface that is not both HARD and SLIPPERY!

Can someone help me out? I've been in a coma for the last 5 years. Are my NFTs worth billions now? Or just hundreds of millions?

California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50. California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections. Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.

After they build that ballroom, someone should just leave him in it and see if he can find his way out.

ARTICLE 2 SECTION 4: "The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors." i.e., we can impeach/remove any of those folks, NOT "get one & they all go".

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See, when doomers warn that things will get worse & worse, they're arguing--again, not with their words but with the straw man I'm pulling from my ass--that history is ending! What a non-sequitur! Just goes to show you how wrongheaded their warnings are. We got this. Everyone go back to sleep.

Article 2, section 4 says that if the president is impeached, Marty McFly goes back in time and changes everything so that your life is awesome!

Maybe the Epstein files are the distraction.

I tell ya, them Epstein files is gonna hit dat dump with all da force of da Mueller Report! He better watch out!

Insisting that everyone took mental notes on the thingy on the bad guy's hat in the movies is excruciatingly fucking stupid. So is imagining that the guy who picked it out, sat there while it was painfully etched into his chest and kept it there for years had no idea what it was.

No one who lost an election can possibly win one in the future. This is obvious and well-established. Just ask trump, Richard Nixon, Grover Cleveland...

Article 2, section 4: "If the president is impeached, everybody wins a free popsicle!"

Remember: article 2, section 4 of the totally-still-in-effect Constitution reads: "If the Epstein files get released, so will a magical fairy who will destroy MAGA and undo Project 2025 with a wave of her wand."

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

Okay, okay, I'll do it. I'll release the Epstein Files. Here they are: drumpf drumpf drumpf drumpf drumpf Now everything will be fine. Through some magical process, he'll go to prison, all the folks doing project 2025 will stop, and we'll all live happily ever after.

still relevant

Bad news for the shark! Turns out he's getting really unpopular with the guppies he's been eating! He better hope they don't gang up on him by forming the shape of a huge fish, because if they do...he'll eat them just as easily, actually.

"So-and-So warned us about this." That must mean So-and So was a despicable doomer, obeying in advance and giving power to the enemy, right?

Your doomerism won't save us! My complacency will! Warnings are for wimps!

The anti-doomer manifesto: "those who would have us learn from history condemn us to repeat it."

Decrying violence against political opponents rings a bit hollow when you pull Secret Service protection from your political opponents.

once again...

We're living through a time of extreme stupidity & rapidly vanishing decency. For the benefit of the ethically impaired: 1) Charlie Kirk is a bad guy; 2) Shooting him is a bad thing.

See, it wasn't political violence, because he wasn't a politician. Also, he wasn't a civilian, because he was a political activist...🙄

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Killing Charlie Kirk doesn't stop right wing propaganda any more than killing an insurance CEO fixes health care. Do you get it NOW, you stupid fucks?

Your oversimplification is a lie! It's not just a magic 8 ball, it's a really BIG magic 8 ball with tons of shit floating in it!

Pro tip: If you’ve spent the last decade begging for a Nobel Peace Prize, maybe don’t rebrand the Defense Department as the Department of War. Not exactly a winning strategy.

dump's death may not save us: Cults can develop around fallen leaders, into millennia-spanning religions. Those using dump to do project 2025 won't stop if he dies. jd may seem lame "even to the gop" but so did dump in '15. The dictatorship may be strong enough to rule without popular support.

My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires. When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.

Maybe in a surprise twist he'll live but every last one of his supporters will drop dead

“hE cAnT dO tHaT” ok well he can’t do 99% of the things he’s doing now and he’s doing them anyway. Nobody is stopping him now so in his mind trump can do whatever he wants and he will try and do whatever he can to stay in power and canceling elections is on his radar. Saying he “can’t” is naive.

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Your periodic reminder that people who blame “mental illness” for every mass shooting want to make it easier for people to get guns and harder for people to get mental healthcare.

Amazing how many, including some nominal leftists, convinced themselves Trump couldn't undermine democracy or break the law because "our institutions are too strong." Instead, American institutions haven't been just weak but mostly active collaborators happy to speed things along.

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Getting rid of the federal reserve entirely is one of the goals in project 2025.

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It’s really funny how MAGA really doesn’t understand that Newsom is mocking Trump. They think he’s trying to mimic Trump. They don’t understand how stupid Trump looks on social media at all. Seeing it from the outside of their cult mindset and how insane it looks is breaking their minds.