RFK Jr. - US Secretary of Health & Human Services said: “Infertility is genetic. If your parents can't have kids, neither can you.” This man is still making decisions about our health.🙄 Is this funny, sad, both or am I still in this fucking nightmare and I’ll wake up soon? #MagaMorons

On June 7, 2026 Cankles McTaco Tits said Iran’s military was totally destroyed. If this is true, how TF do our soldiers keep getting injured or killed by the Iranian military? Oh wait, he lied? Whoda thunk? #KeepTheFootballAway www.npr.org/2026/06/07/n...

I’m worried he’s gonna use the football. And that’s all I have to say about that.

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This one is flying under the radar. www.state.gov/releases/off...

How do you tell the difference between the bride and groom at a #MagaMoron wedding? The bride is the one with braided armpits.

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Man I Love Frogs #IYKYK

You can’t make this shit up. #MagaMorons www.moreno.senate.gov/newsroom/pre...

I feel like there’s been way too many days in a row lately.

Imagine giving a televised speech with the main focus being election fraud in 2020 and the materials providing proof show the Russians helped you. You can’t make this shit up. #MagaMorons

Holy shit! I came down with TDS 😳 T(r)ump Diarrhea Syndrome

Unfuckingbelievable, then again, not so much anymore. #MagaSucks

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What I'll be watching tonight instead of listening to the never ending lies from the WH about "rigged" elections:

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Imagine going for surgery & your doctor passed away 18 hours ago. Then, your doctor’s sibling arrives to perform your surgery after being appointed by the hospital’s administrator to be the replacement. Oh, did I tell you this sibling was a comedian prior to accepting this position? #Republicunts

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age. Just saying.

Does this mean Ivanka will be out next President? 😳

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As of August 18, 2026, if you fly from the newly renamed DJT Airport in Florida to Sioux City in Iowa, your ticket will read “DJT-SUX”. You can’t make this shit up.

#30million8/30 If we do not assemble a massive march we will appear weak. 30 million marching on August 30th. I am not seeking likes. You need to repost this. I cannot make this happen by myself. It requires all of us to participate.

Will someone smarter than me answer these questions please? What if the picture of McConnell is fake? Can/will the Republicans be held responsible for lying to the American people in order to pass their agenda and what are the consequences?

The latest Lego video is fire!

Stephen Miller is in the newly released UFO files… …9 times! H/T - Seth Meyers

E-Z Pass, like our roads.

New tree species found and named: Kardashian

How long until the Strait of Hormuz gets EasyPass like toll roads here? #MagaMorons

You can’t make this shit up. #MagaMorons

Oh, all the winning! 🙄 ETTD

I’m officially marked safe from being yeeted today. #IYKYK

OMG … Sam Neill has passed away! So not fair 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

He was not married, he had no children or grandchildren. Who called the ambulance in the middle of the night? 🤔

What do you think? Today Weeks ago

This went under the radar last week. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Eat your heart out Benjamin Button

Outrageous👇 A “brief and sudden illness” are words used to cover up truth. 3 Republicunts claim they each spoke to the man with rigor tortoise for 20 minutes. Press release: "The senator continues to improve and is working closely with his staff in Kentucky and Senate matters". #MakeLiesBadAgain

I’m not/wasn’t a fan of Mitch McConnell but the jokes about him are really sick. People think it’s okay because he is/was 84 years old. It’s justifiable because that’s relatively young for a tortoise.

Is this a hint of impropriety?🙄

Maybe more Republicunts want to visit Mitch. Just saying.

Maybe his brief and sudden illness was a fall from a 12th story window. And that’s all I have to say about that.

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Had to do it!