I asked myself if I’m crazy and we all said no.

Me thinks at least one of the other folks in the Epstein files are sitting on SCOTUS. #JustATheory

There are more pictures out there of Jeffrey Epstein and Cankles McTaco Tits than there are of you and your significant other. Just saying.

Imagine the Republicunt outrage if Biden would’ve done this. We need better Democratic leadership!

It was a groundskeeper with a rake and a can of gasoline for the mower.

I have to stop saying “how stupid can you be” because some Republicunts are taking it as a challenge. #MagaMorons

Words have their own meaning...

Here’s the joint statement put out by McConnell and Grassley.

New video released from the White House after the SCOTUS ruling on tariffs. #IYKYK

If Cankles McTaco Tits can transfer $10 billion of our tax money for his *Bored Of Peace being the sole decision maker for where the money goes, is it time to stop paying taxes? H/T @lincolnproject.us

When two STDs compete for attention. #MagaMorons #IKnowItsPhotoshopped

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Well, the police just left. They said if I want to run around my house naked, I have to do it inside from here on out. You don’t want to see the video, trust me.

The word of the day is TOTGAF An acronym standing for: Too Old To Give A Fuck

If you can buy a head of lettuce at the grocery store, where do you buy the body? #Hmmm

Just in! The Republicunts are not celebrating Cinco de Mayo this year. Instead, their counter-celebration will be called “White as Mayo”. #MagaMorons #ItsAJoke 🙄

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Our Frankie girl going for gold! #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #Olympics #Curling

Not in capital letters, not spelling mistakes, higher than 6th grade vocabulary... Not by the Orange Stain.

Since Valentine’s Day is for couples, Palm Sunday must be for single guys. Just saying.

If Cankles McTaco Tits wrote this, I’m the Pope.

Seven things men do to upset women. 1 - Lie 2 - Be honest 3 - Not talk 4 - Talk too much 5 - Not Show Emotion 6 - Be too emotional 7 - Breathe Prove me wrong!

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Joe Biden slurring his words today. Oh shit, my bad. It’s Cankles McTaco Tits. Seriously, if Biden would’ve sounded like this, the Republicunts would be screaming to invoke the 25th Amendment. #MagaMorons

Did he really think kidnapping an NBC presenter’s mother would be enough to distract us from the Epstein files? #MagaMorons

He helped the ratings! #MagaMorons

I’m beginning to think Lindsey Vonn likes helicopter rides better than skiing. Just saying.

Latest conspiracy theory from the #MagaMorons Cankles McTaco Tits will attack Iran so NBC will have to cut away from the halftime show to bring breaking news. 🙄

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The Kid Rock halftime show is for people who like their beer the same way they like their violence. Domestic #MagaMorons

The people who want their own halftime show are the same people who wanted their own water fountains. And that’s all I have to say about that.

The people who want their own halftime show are the same people who wanted their own water fountains. And that’s all I have to say about that.

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A/k/a "wide M" lol

Amazing how more people have viewed Cankles McTaco-Tits sharting himself on social media than have gone to see Melania’s film at the theatre.

Who could this possibly be?

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You mean the Democrats, the politicians who bring butter knives to a bunker buster war?

They arrested the wrong Don. And that’s all I have to say about that! #MagaMorons

They need to dig up the golf course! #IYKYK

Just saying…

Celine Dion has come out in support of our farmers by removing all the consonants in her name. 👨‍🌾

Does anyone know where to get an application to become a paid agitator? I might be good at it if I receive compensation. #MagaMorons