Need a song to set up a day? I recommend Super Bowl Sundae for a Super Bowl Sunday. #gohawks #seattle youtu.be/vI6r6Mxtg2s?...

Fun fact: You can buy a handcuff key on Amazon for your keychain. For no reason at all.

I really appreciate this. Thank you @mayorofseattle.bsky.social

Heard a plane over my very blue neighborhood at 3am for at least 30 min, a week ago. Now that sound makes sense:

You know the world’s getting weird:

I’ll bring the bread 🥖 you bring the circuses 🎪. #gohawks #seahawks #nfl @seattleseahawksbr.bsky.social

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Worth a 1000 words

Last island Denmark sold to the US was eventually Epstein Island for crying out loud. T-shirts need to be made. Glorious purpose www.newsweek.com/people-disco...

These folks should have gigs lined up in Blue Cities. I’ll buy two tickets for sure.

THIS

Absolute gold.

Rules as they stand today. Great things to be aware of:

Man, those Epstein files must be baaaadddd!!! www.cnn.com/2026/01/10/p...

This video needs to live forever.

Thank you. More of this.

More dead at the hands of federal agents: www.kptv.com/2026/01/08/f...

Thank you Mr. Mayor. We agree. @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social

God fucking damn this shit.

The stupidity would be hilarious if it wasn’t so terrible to so many people.

He’s not wrong

If it’s good enough for Mr. Moore. It’s good enough for me.

They are so bad at all the things. All of them.

For Posterity:

Please do NOT do this:

Massive flooding in the PNW. 1000’s displaced already with more to come. FIMA is not coming. We are on our own. Be safe, listen to local officials and help a neighbor. www.king5.com/article/weat...

MORE OF THIS PLEASE 👏👏👏 @benniethompson.bsky.social

But how was she dressed? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Why would they need a bailout? Hmmmm? www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

I’m sure this means everything is fine.

I work with grad students located all over the country and I can confirm it is hitting all levels and all sectors. From tech to manufacturing, people are getting laid off in bunches.

According to Peter Thiel the pope is a woke anti-Christ, whilst the pedophile president is the second coming. Maybe I don’t understand religion at all Or maybe it’s on brand.

I knew our food system was in a tailspin but WTF. Campbells is added to the “never in this house again” list www.complex.com/life/a/berna...?

1 week of being on the bad side of MAGA and she is retiring. Weird world when even MTG sees what is happening.

2025 in a photo:

Eating a steak Florentine in Firenze. Life is good today:

Not going to tell Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social how to do his job but this would be lovely:

Hahaha. No lies detected

Update on our booming economy. And rest assured. Not one of those companies took any losses and you can feel good that they are being profitable for their billionaire shareholders. God bless America and no one else!

About right:

Apparently regional governors now have control over their territories

How 2025 of us:

Time to welcome authoritarian trolls to BlueSky… By totally ignoring them.

Only the best people

Seattleites brave the war torn streets and terrible blue state economy to pay $2600 for a Mariners ticket. Thoughts and prayers to those brave souls. mynorthwest.com/local/marine...

You pissed? Yeah, me too. Here’s 1 thing you can do today to make a difference (Difficulty Level: Intermediate) Run for local office — or help someone good do it. Local power matters more than you think. The next fight will be at the county and at the state level. runforsomething.net/run/

A little light in the darkest of times.

Heels in folks. The fact that there is a thing to NOT sign says a lot.

Mayor Harrell preparing us for battle. Strange things are afoot at the Space Needle. www.axios.com/local/seattl...