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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪
10 months ago
People Who Use AI Images for Anything: Dogshit, not worth listening to, absolute malarkey, nothing you say is valid and you will never find love People Who Make Shitty Photoshops: Remarkable, respected individuals to be taken seriously, absolute Chad behavior, They fuck and everyone fucks with them
add a skeleton here at some point
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marketing execs love AI commercials because draining the colorado river basin to liquid cool a million GPUs gets them out of paying three actors and two part time VFX artists.
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love living in a “democracy” where there’s only one party you can vote for if you’re not totally insane, but it still hates us and we can’t replace it.
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The Ass is the father of the legs
11 months ago
Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it
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i’m telling you bluesky can’t pop off til we have a billionaire submarine implosion event.
11 months ago
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we won’t know what this place can really do til someone like the queen dies.
11 months ago
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imagine voting for fascism because you think it’ll mean cheaper groceries and end up dismantling the department of education.
11 months ago
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getting bullied on twitter never bothered me because i grew up catholic.
11 months ago
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elon musk is so absolutely fucking repulsive in so many ways. being a fan isn’t just a red flag it’s proof of brain damage.
11 months ago
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omg no drafts….
11 months ago
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if a billionaire doesn’t have a library in their mansion they should give all their money to me because they’re wasting it.
11 months ago
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can someone point me toward the urbanists and train nerds on here?
11 months ago
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Lyz
11 months ago
I just saw someone blame Harris’ loss on the Barbie movie and I must applaud that truly top shelf reach
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i am such a reliable little worker through every major life event, medical emergency, national and international catastrophe and i’m not sure if that’s a good thing or i need to be kicked in the head.
11 months ago
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what Dems can’t seem to understand is that Americans got used to not affording healthcare! they came to terms with never buying a house! but becoming unable to afford groceries was a gut punch that collectively broke a lot of people.
11 months ago
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very excited for when groceries won’t get any cheaper but they will poison us more 👍
11 months ago
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in america we can open carry an AR-15 but not a coors light.
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and this happens the same day twitter goes down. conspiracy theorists have to be jizzing.
almost 2 years ago
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I’m not a Karen because I’m the offspring of a true old school Karen and you never get over the embarrassment of being 7 and your mom berating the manager of a rainforest cafe.
about 2 years ago
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are we allowed to swear here or should I just leave?
about 2 years ago
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well I guess this is a good enough.
about 2 years ago
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