English is my neighbor's second language, and him calling it "land mower" is so innocent and funny to me. He mows all of the elderly neighbors' lawns for free. He's always got a smile on his face and is a wonderful person.

Wild to be to the point where you just shrug when there are gunshots outside of the Whitehouse.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Selling off some of the collection for some funds US only. DM for details

“My only regret,” Rhodes said in the days after Jan. 6, “is that they didn’t bring rifles.” “We could have fixed it right then and there.” www.lawfaremedia.org/article/oath...

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

I haven't watched a single possession of basketball since the Pistons lost...which has also been so healthy for my social media addiction lol.

Working isn't so bad when you're sitting on your deck on a perfect evening. Plus my son and neighbor kids all turned our table rainbow with chalk, which is fun.

lmao, @maxnesterak.bsky.social, amazing work

Hopefully the company I just started 😬😬😬

Got the garage cleaned up a bit for family workouts.

Dominique Wilkins reconnects with fan he gave shoes to 42 years ago: ‘Totally blew me away’ My story @theathletic.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/729...

🚨Last night in House Appropriations, all Republicans present voted to allow THEMSELVES to get settlements from the January 6th Slush Fund. I am not making this up.

Yesterday, Z ran over and jumped back up to grab the bar that he slipped from, causing himself to get two staples in the back of his head just two days prior. Proud of him for being resilient.

Here's to hoping they get a karmic non call that screws them out of a win, too.

Lol

Utterly corrupt

Some of those questions for Langdon were wild. Felt like they were pulled straight from Twitter lol.

Talking to Trajan Langdon here at the PPC in 5 ish minutes. Will be live-streamed www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpbu...

I was searching to see if there was any report of what Stew's injury was, but every recent post everywhere is from salty NY and Charlotte fans lol. I don't even know why NY is salty about anything, outside of just being salty about everything.

This is already the fifth ACL tear to impact games this season, joining Nika Muhl, Emma Cechova, Katie Lou Samuelson, and Kathryn Westbeld. Total games lost to ACL injuries in 2026: 173 Total games lost to all injuries: 299 @theixsports.bsky.social

Just watched a blue jay vs two robins. It's the first time I've seen that blue jay retreat. It's an absolute terror around here (it's awesome), but those robins were thick birdos.

This again? Good lord, people.

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Such a helpful coworker.

Esp considering he hurried back from a calf injury. We've seen player after player miss loads of time now because they came back too quickly from a calf injury. I almost feel like we will be lucky if he's back by the start of the regular season.

Anybody else trying to sleep and just replaying watching their kid fall and nail their head on a bench over and over again in slow motion, going from so much laughter to screaming, or just me?

Remember Pistons fans: The time is now to cancel your Peacock, Prime and ESPN subscriptions! Don’t let this league and their partners get another minute of your time or dime of your money.

And glad we didn't go down to Orlando lol Gotta enjoy the journey, or else sports just end up a bad experience every year outside of a few. Clear the team is just gassed and Cade could only handle so much. Let that dude sit in a tub of ice for a month. Also, lost Beas before FA. Duncan fit in

Yeah, tonight is exactly why it was an evaluation year. As gross as Harden is, he took a huge burden off of Mitchell, allowing Mitchell to do this where Cade is just absolutely gassed. It'll be interesting seeing who the Pistons go after. And what comes out about Stew's clear injury

The worst part of this is being stuck rooting for the Knicks, unless Harden is out for the rest of the season (not that I wish injury upon him)

Not playing Holland is really my only complaint. A little extra chaos was probably needed during the 2nd. Otherwise, Cleveland hit 3s, and we missed shots. Only so much you can do.

If Harden got grabbed the same way Cade does all play, every play, how soon until every single player on the opposing team fouled out?

Missing wide open passes / dunks is not something I'll subject myself to tonight.

These start times are out of control.

Zion, my 4 year old, said the Pistons will win tonight 100-88 💪💪💪💪💪😤😤😎😬 He helped with the emojis.

Today's episode of terrifying neighbor boy: he was swinging a hot dog roaster stick around like a sword, with lots of kids nearby. He's only 4, and he's a great kid, but he just loves swinging stuff around. I had to hustle over to put an end to that one lol.

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I’d rather have The Rock guest referee tomorrow than Tony Brothers.

Excited for this to be a pleasure to play, too!

This is why I have been making an effort to get more involved in the community around me. I have a big fear that with everything I've seen social media do and AI taking off, we will have a lot of people who feel alone.

Humans are wired for connection. We all want to belong. To something.

I'm sorry (not really) But shot 1 foot behind the line. Feet landed 2 feet in front of the line. Body ended 6 feet behind the line. And some refs are still somehow tricked by this dude.

I wasn't sure the Pistons' depth would matter much in the playoffs. But I guess if you only play 7 game series', and you only have one day off between every single game, it's pretty beneficial.

Jarrett Jack was so funny in this clip on the bench. www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...

Knee injuries are running the WNBA again. 170 of the 233 (73%) games lost to date are due to knee injuries. Compared to previous seasons - 2025: 551 of 967 (57%) 2024: 129 of 711 (18%) 2023: 238 of 789 (30%) The difference between 25-26 and 23-24? ACL injuries. 13 vs 4. @theixsports.bsky.social

Here's the clip where Cade had to explain to the ref what a double dribble is. www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...

Even 200 people subscribing at $1/mo would be a huge boon to this maker. Since I tend to be reaching the same folks on here, asking to maybe spread the word 🙏 I don’t release a new zine every month but try to keep my art output decent 🤷 patreon.com/perplexingruins

I'm sure people assume I'm just being dramatic when I say the refs have been horrendous with some calls. (They're partially right) But this is insanity.