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Clip from Terry Willesee Tonight (1984). #GeorgeHarrison #DerekTaylor

Sunrise this morning

"The honest part of reliable is the li"

“George was the kind of guy who wasn’t going to leave until he hugged you for five minutes and told you how much he loved you. We knew where we stood with each other.” - Tom Petty, Rolling Stone (January 17, 2002) Photo by Reed Saxon.

“I have a tendency to defend Paul — John and Ringo too — if anyone else said anything without qualification about them. After going through all that together, there must be something good about it.” - George Harrison, New Musical Express (Dec. 11, 1976) More at www.instagram.com/p/DS2uOs1DOm....

“‘The Pirate Song’ was written for the pirate sketch on the Rutland Weekend Television Christmas Show, [aired on Dec. 26] 1975. It was co-written (words and music) by Eric Idle and myself. […] All my friends are pirates.” - George Harrison, I Me Mine (1980)

We're all still waiting for that pirate sketch! 🥰

I have not watched television in over a buncha' years. What have I missed? What should I watch now?

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

@manmademoon.bsky.social Damnit! How much more have I missed? Why do they make these buttons so small?

“I have always said, George to me is like all combined, like a son, like a friend, like a brother, everything. And I loved him so much and I miss him so very much I cannot express.” - Ravi Shankar, BBC Radio (2009)

George had lots of plant friends.

Happy Halloween 🎃 youtu.be/muw6FtYmilk?...

It's still not too late to donate at Grandaddy Mimm's if you're in Blairsville....or if you're a teetotaler and just want to donate, click on the link if you don't wanna drink!! projectchimps.org

On This Day in History: September 28, 1787 The Confederation Congress sent the proposed U.S. Constitution to the states, urging ratification by special conventions of delegates chosen by the people. Just 238 years later, we can't seem to agree about the very nature of the thing.

Hey you can now visit the museum of all my personal crap over the last six million years. Admission free.

Bring me the head of the Disco King youtu.be/FVVhzZtOXEE?...

Let's give the Epstein victim's presser today the highest possible ratings we can. Put it on all your TV's and stream it on your phones and tablets. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #BelieveTheVictims

Over 300 MILLION American citizen's files stolen by DOGE. Why can't 1 person with access steal the EPSTEIN Files? #LEAKtheEPSTEIN_Files

Welcome to the United States of middle school. Lol

No red carpet awaited President Zelensky when he landed in the U.S. earlier today. Under Trump, that treatment is reserved for bloodthirsty dictators

@kellycarlin.bsky.social It's going to be great to see everyone again. The equinox is on it's way. Coming at us at about 900 miles an hour...or maybe that's how fast we're heading for it. Lol

Just a reminder to any Putin-paid bots on here, plastering stupid AI generated garbage to try & drive further wedges around the world… Putin is ill & wont be around much longer, your economy is in the toilet & the West is transitioning to renewables & Ukraine is still kicking your ass.

That sure is a long arm!! I bet when she's walkin' down the street people stop and say, "Goddamn! that sure is a long fuckin' arm"!

I don’t believe in atheism.

this decade has seen us experience mass cult thinking - refuse to accept any truth that gets in the way of what you must believe - creationist flat earth no mass murder in Gaza thinking is everywhere - my evening show aims to be joy and rebellion every night at 845 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.

This is how stupid we've become....

If you look deeply into the nature or the structure of life and of being, you will find that we are all born of the same star. We all have a little bit of Jupiter in us. We all have a little bit of Saturn in us. This tiny little community of solar-born bodies is home. This is our only home.

Join me in for some chat and laughs on our Official George Carlin YouTube channel while we watch some good shit. I need to laugh. You? youtu.be/1rP-U-ZbuzE?...

Trump’s visit to UK and meeting with King Prince Charles is the final evisceration of the illusion - crooks, spivs and predators have always been welcomed to the high tables

Now would be a good time for every elected Democrat to declare X an unsuitable platform for public office holders and shut down their account.

As heartbreaking news continues to emerge from central Texas, @chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social and I are thinking of everyone affected and grateful for the extraordinary work of first responders. Here are some ways all of us can help:

Life on Mars?

Everything we know about Trump suggests that wherever he thinks he has leverage, he will abuse it. From trade deals to “grabbing them by the pussy.” Europe needs to make sure they have no military RELIANCE on the US. Sure, buy what you need, but don’t make your defense impossible without it.

This only works on paper.... Lol

@robinince.bsky.social Hi Robin, how are you doing today sir?

I bet that they will make a new calendar after the armageddon thing happens. We could start back up in year 1....or in 1400, 1500, or 1931. Either way they decide to do it, Norman Rockwell is going to have way, way different scenes to paint.

Had a little listen and it immediately put me in mind of Animal Collective and their Sung Tongs album, which I LOVE. Which reminds me, if you haven't heard that album... do it.

@jonnyyeah.bsky.social yes sir, it is very good...in another dimension.

“[Governments] still choose to use the money for military and for weaponry as opposed to building the inner cities, about giving people jobs or detoxifying the oceans.” - George Harrison, interviewed by BP Fallon for RTE Radio (1987) Read more at www.instagram.com/p/DLNfrBwMKo....

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The Bigger & Weirder tour starts one week from today - at which time we'll also have a brand-spankin'-new online merch store! So for the next week, we're drastically reducing prices on all soon-to-be-discontinued Weird Al items... grab 'em while you can at shop.weirdal.com!

@kellycarlin.bsky.social Thank you, Kelly and everyone else who joined us today! Deeper we go into mindfulness and the benefits of being in the here and now.