best birthday gift ever lol eat shit goosestepping SS larper freak

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

there is a rare tree species native to somalia called Kirkia burgeri

skipping foreplay with the nyc baddie call that yankee with no rim

me when i'm italian and trying to remember what the 2 point score in football is called

in 1977 a guy who could play the saxophone and stayed out all night drinking scotch and having sex with women was considered a loser

youd think there'd be even one secret service guy with kids whos slowly waking up to the reality that the guy he's protecting is a pedophile

it was supposed to be daddy city,,,,

good lord go bills

any hostile mob with half a heart damage would kill you my friend any overworld that breaks your cart becomes the nether again when the creeper is at your door in the morning it won't be there no more any hostile mob would kill you

this is so crazy she looks 2 months on mones MAX

Lommi redesign! 💛

Comm for Silent of GUNRAT :)

Old 90s style anime animation comm for @cullenmcguire.bsky.social featuring @esmerea.bsky.social 's Esmerea Demair 💛 was rly fun to work on <33

just realized that sam altman and sam bankman-fried are different people

why do we not simply do Liberal January 6th

never understood the impulse to kiwifarms cyberstalk someone until i found all the lore on the guy who drove through the parade in portland in 2023

i'm starting a new life in adelaide, australia

i dont think ive ever heard this guy talk does he always sound like hes shitting himself

every time i log onto bluesky i see like 10 posts vagueing about Attacks on Trans Rights without actually saying what the fuck happened. can you motherfuckers be specific please

its crazy that "pet peeve" as a phrase has survived the 21st century. what are we still doing saying this

pennsylvania george harrison be like wawa youve given me a wawa

what is his problem

is this like actually gonna change anything real talk

philadelphia 67ers. is this anything

possum gorl,,👉👈 💙💕💛 @zarigueya.bsky.social

I WAS HERE

dog day afternoon but instead of robbing a bank al pacino has to kill charlie kirk so his trans wife can get srs

alabama arkansas stabbed my dick with a plastic straw home is wherever i'm with you

if you drive a white ford explorer you should straight up die

went onto wikipedia after playing catfishing to remove the "LGBTQ rights activists" category from gavin newsom only to find someone had already done it mere minutes before me

personally i hope meat gets more expensive

thanks andrew hussie very cool

Now that I've seen the printed version with my own eyes, I am very excited to share my ten illustrations for the Mountain Goats animal sticker set, new merch for their summer tour! @themountaingoats.bsky.social I wrote about each one on my blog: www.cathygjohn.net/blog/2025/7/...

commish for @lommidrusax.bsky.social !

in queens

Boil you in Milk? :)

i get slandered 💥‼️ liiiibeled💥 i hear words i never heard in the bible

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rapist pedophiles are the safest and most respected group in the united states

$10 is such a beautiful amount of money

Please define "we are all fucked" before you say it and then please also don't say it

one of my favorite things for a forest to be is primeval

This is so interesting! Smart Water™️©️ now comes in a can!

It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

jesse singal, noted pediatrician