dog day afternoon but instead of robbing a bank al pacino has to kill charlie kirk so his trans wife can get srs

alabama arkansas stabbed my dick with a plastic straw home is wherever i'm with you

if you drive a white ford explorer you should straight up die

went onto wikipedia after playing catfishing to remove the "LGBTQ rights activists" category from gavin newsom only to find someone had already done it mere minutes before me

personally i hope meat gets more expensive

thanks andrew hussie very cool

Now that I've seen the printed version with my own eyes, I am very excited to share my ten illustrations for the Mountain Goats animal sticker set, new merch for their summer tour! @themountaingoats.bsky.social I wrote about each one on my blog: www.cathygjohn.net/blog/2025/7/...

commish for @lommidrusax.bsky.social !

in queens

Boil you in Milk? :)

i get slandered 💥‼️ liiiibeled💥 i hear words i never heard in the bible

me fr

rapist pedophiles are the safest and most respected group in the united states

$10 is such a beautiful amount of money

Please define "we are all fucked" before you say it and then please also don't say it

one of my favorite things for a forest to be is primeval

This is so interesting! Smart Water™️©️ now comes in a can!

It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

jesse singal, noted pediatrician

i miss twitter man

the humble Borage family inflorescence:

is he just like me fr or do i just listen to music for 35 year old men

one will kill the other

"run of the mill" Just say you hate grist.

what will you name him

found some weird tubers in one of the nursery pots can anyone ID

they call it Spectrum because your service ranges on a spectrum from Mediocre to Dogshit Vomit

Every last cop on earth is a bastard

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char's flower of the day season 2!!! (northeast edition) - starting off strong with sharp-lobed hepatica (Hepatica acutiloba) in both white and purple 🤍💜

the UK must be liberated from it’s elder population whose only hobby is getting radicalized in far right forums

It Only Tuesday

happy 4/13 motherfuckers!

anyone want some liverwort

love when my phone decides to show me a sick plant photo i took rather than an old selfie (jack-in-the-pulpit, Arisaema triphyllum)

wine aunt: and you know? fuck those people. live your- live your life and you do whatever you need to do. and fuck everybody who gets in your way me compulsively scratching the paint off of the table: im scared to fuck everybody

turns out "good times create weak men, weak men create hard times" was their actual plan

lizard girl selfie hour, originally posted 2019

ive liked and scrolled past this pic many times in my years of following possumeveryhour but ive never been able to conceptualize what the fuck is happening here

Trump economic policy

im glad bluesky can now replicate the twitter experience of getting followed out of the blue by a clinically insane account

If I ever find out I'm dying, I'm going to fly to Beverly Hills and die there. I don't care if I die in a cardboard box on the pavement, I just want Wikipedia to say I died in Beverly Hills. Like a big shot.

this one has been a long time coming. originally posted 2019

Possum by day!!

"hey who's that streamer you like to watch all the time?"