I just saw Brett Kavanaugh fall into a big pit full of spikes and die instantly. Being 50 yards away, I could do nothing to help. Gutted.

Stephen Miller Allegedly "Smushed" by Human-Sized Fly Swatter Outside Plano, TX

Peter Thiel Slimed Out by Street Urchin in Buenos Aires

i like how Let Em In by wings ends with a rhythm heaven results screen-ass musical sting

guy who listens to the first two tracks of Blonde on Blonde and decides it's not for him

me and my homegirl straight chilling on our dandelions

i think yoko ono is cool as fuck and im tired of pretending otherwise

underboob tattoo that says "This Project Was Funded by President Biden's Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill"

tree tree tree tree

The death of a nearly blind refugee from Myanmar who was found on a Buffalo street in February — five days after Border Patrol agents left him at a doughnut shop — has been ruled a homicide, authorities said Wednesday. https://to.pbs.org/3NZGHsz

set off the tsa scanner twice today- once for my chunky ass boots and another for my stupid cringe penis #TransDayofGettingMolested

pour out a plate of epic bacon

did it ever annoy you as a kid when adults would refer to a movie character by the actor's name? like bro i dont give a shit who stellan skarsgard is that's fucking 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner

favorite part of my building has to be the Blue Lagoon

nonprofit that provides bovine masculinization therapy to gender dysphoric cows. call that a steering committee

i think access to fresh produce yearround has worsened our society's mental health. back in the day it was like What do you mean you have nothing to live for? ripe tomatoes are only 4 months away!

grilled cheese with homemade thai curry paste and roasted coconut juice. just some insight into how thai my mind has become

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

only way to describe what this is as intentional and targeted evil. they want to make it impossible for trans people to live. this is genocidal

look buddy why dont you go melt, thaw, and resolve yourself into a dew?

i keep my address to xerself

"lol who'd use ai summary tools, what a waste of time" - guy who asks r/outoftheloop to explain every news headline he sees

go ahead, take a piss

best birthday gift ever lol eat shit goosestepping SS larper freak

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

there is a rare tree species native to somalia called Kirkia burgeri

skipping foreplay with the nyc baddie call that yankee with no rim

me when i'm italian and trying to remember what the 2 point score in football is called

in 1977 a guy who could play the saxophone and stayed out all night drinking scotch and having sex with women was considered a loser

youd think there'd be even one secret service guy with kids whos slowly waking up to the reality that the guy he's protecting is a pedophile

it was supposed to be daddy city,,,,

good lord go bills

any hostile mob with half a heart damage would kill you my friend any overworld that breaks your cart becomes the nether again when the creeper is at your door in the morning it won't be there no more any hostile mob would kill you

this is so crazy she looks 2 months on mones MAX

Lommi redesign! 💛

Comm for Silent of GUNRAT :)

Old 90s style anime animation comm for @cullenmcguire.bsky.social featuring @esmerea.bsky.social 's Esmerea Demair 💛 was rly fun to work on <33

just realized that sam altman and sam bankman-fried are different people

why do we not simply do Liberal January 6th

never understood the impulse to kiwifarms cyberstalk someone until i found all the lore on the guy who drove through the parade in portland in 2023

i'm starting a new life in adelaide, australia

i dont think ive ever heard this guy talk does he always sound like hes shitting himself

every time i log onto bluesky i see like 10 posts vagueing about Attacks on Trans Rights without actually saying what the fuck happened. can you motherfuckers be specific please

its crazy that "pet peeve" as a phrase has survived the 21st century. what are we still doing saying this

pennsylvania george harrison be like wawa youve given me a wawa

what is his problem

is this like actually gonna change anything real talk