My house dog outfit to do chores today (Not pictured: cage and plug) Happy Sunday to all the queer people in my phone!

Lady Gaga and doechii put drugs in their song I CAN TURN A DANCEFLOOR INTO A R U N W A Y

Agua de Jamaica is an S+ tier beverage

Woof 😍

Autism World Awareness Day 🧵 1/3

Spending the day as a locked (and occasionally plugged) house dog while alpha is at internship/class to really lean in to just feeling like a big customizable genderless dog (they/it) Yay productivity!

I FUCKING FOUND HER!!!!! The whole trio, Clair, Obscur, and Clair Obscur

Genuinely give AuDHD people basic income and housing, give them a bit to settle into their routines and recover from the trauma of survival, and then be ready to see shit pop the fuck off

“We’ve been running around for a week now… can someone tell us who the fuck Clair Obscur is?”

If someone with ADHD doesn't respond to you for days or even weeks, it isn't because they don't want to talk to you. They were in their Dragon Form

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!'' Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead- Fuck ICE Fuck MAGA Free Palestine Trans rights Black lives matter I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

Happy birthday to the love of my life!!!! No blizzard will stop me from making you feel special 🩶💚💙🧡🤎💖❤️‍🔥

*me and @bigalphadad.bsky.social deciding who will do an errand* Them: *rolls a nat 20* Me: easy, I’ll just hit that too… Me: watch this be the smoothest nat 1 you’ve ever seen Me: *rolls, gets a nat 1” I speak things into existence… just not in the ways I hope 🤣

Guess who has two thumbs and tendonitis in their ankle/foot? MEEEEEE now I get to brave the nyc subway system with a boot for 2 weeks

They don’t belong in any community

Gym in AM —> errands in the cold to help set up for the week while @bigalphadad.bsky.social crushes their winter class Productive dog hours 😎

Day 1 of going to the gym for muscle work (instead of just cardio) and shoulder workouts are no joke!! My arms feel like overcooked spaghetti

I mean it

When ally beardsley looks at the camera and says “you’re high as fuck, that blew your mind” And you are… and it did 🤯

Getting fucked while caged is now a thing I can say I’ve done thanks to @bigalphadad.bsky.social Then they made me cum after me being caged and them teasing me since before Christmas

What are 4 albums you like to lock in and listen to, front to back? Here are mine:

About to kiss your belly so much

When you turn leftovers into a bomb dinner >>>

I leveled up to 31 today!! Spending it how a good puppy should: locked, high, on display, and a good hole Anyone want to add to the tallies?

Your belly is bellying 😍

Happy new year!

Had a lovely holidays with the love of my life 🥰

Does anyone else bristle at this framing? WSJ says blue books are “torturing” students with hand cramps, and “nobody likes them.” Listen, students have been outsourcing everything to AI and cheating their way through college. Blue books should be celebrated as a return to authentic human learning.

‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯 @hcrichardson.bsky.social

My alpha has been having me lock up more and it’s definitely doing things to my brain 🥴

It’s SpongeBob big guy pants okay, not SpongeBob big guy pants great. Just something to think about

While I may be caged, my Alpha told me they won’t be using my hole either, so at this point I’m just something to look at So if you have a useful hole or a useful bone for my Alpha, inquire within 😉

Making more intentional effort to get bigger (fat and muscle) and to lean into my submissive side more with the help of my Alpha So on that note: any big(ger) puppies with more useful bones want to help drain/satisfy my Alpha @thebiggaydad.bsky.social while I’m caged (until Christmas)

Just do your thing

Time to be a productive dog today. I only have 3 stacks of papers to grade 🤣

*yung bae voice* Today, it’s a return to the classics *vibey disco/edm starts playing* (Must be love - yung bae)

Having a cage that fits now means having to re-learn what it’s like to pee with it Extra steps who?

I volunteer! 🥵

If yall have not heard of Inji and enjoy EDM/hyperpop with a splash of turkish vibes (she’s turkish) then go check out her new album! Her music has been hitting my brain like none other lately My fave songs: the one, teen angst, bellydancing, hate your guts

I am choosing radical optimism. The future can and will be better. There is good news every day and the things we do CAN make a difference. Dont be fooled into thinking we cant. They want you to stay apathetic and in despair.

NYC has a new mayor!!!!!

Time to go help nyc get a new mayor!