Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform

I hope we beat everyone before us and qualify for the #WorldCup2026. And then I hope we boycott it. Some supporters can’t go because they’re on the Baboon’s no-travel list, other countries ha…..THE US IS BEING RUN BY MURDEROUS FASCISTS, WHAT IS THE FUCKING DEBATE HERE?!?

Hey @pantibliss.bsky.social , Carsie Blanton is coming to @whelanslive.bsky.social in April

Make a movie a porn parody: Two mules for Sister Sara I’m so sorry

I have a “25m Front Crawl” cert I got when 6 that I really think #DonaldTrump deserves more than I do. Might also persuade him to invade Kells or something. Where do I send it, or is he available for a photo? Could get someone from the County Council too I’d say #peaceprize

Brilliant work tonight #TroyParrott Has another Irishman ever scored a hat-trick against Ajax I wonder? What a smashing season he’s having

After a lot of work by many people over the last years, this is a new Base Camp for those of us working to see a new pool in Dungarvan

An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck. If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?

It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

Well deserved.

Lest anyone for a single moment thinks this latest coup is a somehow a dramatic breach of long-term US foreign policy.

Trump. If you vote for him, admire him, “give him the benefit of doubt”, raised money for him, defend him, cheer him, or consider him to be anything other than a worthless, charmless, graceless, classless prick, I want nothing got to do with you. Ever. #RIPRobReiner

Not rude things, a thread:

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild Tarantula (holy crap) Snapping Turtle Basking shark Loon Sowerby’s Beaked Whale

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen AC/DC Bob Dylan The Pogues Doctor John Therapy?

A film you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif

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There’s going to be Civil War there, isn’t there? Again. And for much the same reasons. This could all be avoided if only everyone would do what the white males want, when they want it. Donald is RIGHT! Those woke jewish space lasers are killing all the pets in the Fed (or something)

What’s the bet that the whole #RyderCup team is in Clara before the week is out

I’ll start it #CaddyGate #RyderCup

#TraitorsIrl I don’t give a fuck: Oyin for the Áras. Vanessa as Veep. Ben Aide-de-camp. Kellie for the new Department of Knowing Your Arse From Your Elbow. Off Nick should fuck.

How do we vóta for the hat #traitorsIrl

President Trump horrifies the audience with an impression of Charlie Kirk dying. The audio has been cut by arena staff. We will return to coverage when the impression ends. #WeAreAllChappie

Fuck he’s an arse - and i don’t even need to say who i meán #TraitorsIrl

Jaysus get a room lads #TraitorsIrl

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#traitorsIrl will OYIN figure it out overnight? Fully expecting her to name Nick tomorrow, and to casually name the next traitor, WHO HASNT BEEN PICKED YET. She’s líke The Oracle in The Matrix

BACK IN THE GAME OYIN #traitorsIRL

#traitorsIrl Christine mustn’t have had a deposit

#traitorsIrl fuckin’ Estate Agents gonna Estate Agent

#TraitorsIrl the voting should be proportional representation - you go down thé ballot in reverse. I’d say Patrick is in everyone’s top 3 or so, and a load of them would consider being an Estate Agent grounds for a stroke, regardless of how the programme is going

#traitorsIrl As for Patrick… the oiliest baldy conscience I’ve ever seen. Out next? I want to see Oyin vs Paudie in a final, and then go on after the show to fight crime and generally clean up these streets

#traitorsIrl can we just have a public vóta and get rid of Nick? Disimproving the reputation of Estate Agents - never thought that was possible. Can we just agree that and move on?

#traitorsirl Oyin is incredible, she’s not just getting them right, she’s getting them fór the right reasons. I’d prefer to see her in An Garda Síochána than some others I could mention…

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www.rte.ie/sport/golf/2... WTF?

#traitorsIrl #Irltraitors Bollocky Bill doing nothing there for the reputation of Gardaí - I even prefer the Estate Agent

I love Irish sport and sportspeople, and I always want them to do well, whatever they’re doing. That includes the men’s soccer team. But I’m beginning to think that if we qualify, we shouldn’t go to the 2026 World Cup. There’s a smell of 1936 Berlin Olympics off it. #nofascistWorldCup #fightfascism

Hey @damienowens.bsky.social meant to say this before but I read this recently, and LOVED it. First time in years I read a book in one sitting.

I’m also waiting for #TraitorsIRL to descend into an inter-county slagging match. We should also be told, when each person is talking, whether they had a heavy night the night before. I also had a dream last night that Effin’ Eddie was doing the narration, it was fabulous

I’m always amazed (I shouldn’t be, of course) at the ability of so many contestants in different versions of #TraitorsIRL to be *utterly sure* of a person being a traitor, then finding out they’re wrong, and being *utterly sure* again the following day.

Not that long ago, the ability to “tell the fuckers nothin’” would have been seen as a praiseworthy quality - not any more, Eamonn? #TraitorsIRL #speirgorm

How and where do I report a broken dog? This is the way our new weirdo Bundí sleeps

An observation: in cars, the lower the driver sits, the more likely to be a dickhead. In SUVs, it’s the opposite.

38. what do i do

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