I can understand mental illness. Sociopathy baffles me.

I always thought the 2 hardest problems were: naming cache invalidation off-by-1 errors

I won't re-post Trump's idiot screed but I will say some folks need to learn to handle their Adderall. Yikes.

Henry Ford was a veritable Nazi and even he seemed to understand that his workers were what made his business valuable.

Folks... 3 words. Smoked. Wagyu. Brisket. I ate a small portion yesterday and I'm still thinkin about it.

If you wanna be a shemale named Godzilla with fuck/you pronouns... it might take me a bit to master which contexts to use "fuck" vs "you" but aside from that, I feel that's what America and liberty are supposed to be about.

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Mercedes? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards without hitting a tree. 😬🫣🤭

We are small We are learning To not fall off this world As it's turning

Despite having grown up with it, LDS General Conference just seems to get weirder as I get older. Why do they always speak in that same weird hushed tone? Feels kinda manipulative tbh.

Many of your lamb cakes look like little dogs.

Well ya fuckin dummies don't hit it to right field where Jo Adell is. He'll steal your home run then he'll steal your girl.

The kids said they're gonna learn Angel Band with me today. They harmonize so well together I can't wait to hear it.

I was talking to my brother about how before men wrote songs about their feelings, they instead wrote songs about boat wrecks. And bears. He said I should write a song about that. And of course it has to involve bears wrecking a boat. Not sure if they're piloting the thing yet.

Justice Coney-Barrett has vanilla pudding for brains and even she understands the textual case for birthright citizenship.

Idaho passed this dumb transgender bathroom law. I have many questions but how do they intend to enforce it? Will there be inspectors at bathroom doors? Will they form the Idaho Commission for Pecker Peeping aka ICPP?

I swear to you - in each and every universe, dimension, reality, and permutation where Picture by Sheryl Crowe and Kid Rock exists... It is the worst song in every single one of them.

Folks talk a lot about Lennon/McCartney or Jagger/Richards and so many other composing partnerships. Metheny/Mays is always left out of the conversation and I feel they should be near the top of the list.

Well done. #NoKings

cackling.

"No, Mom - he's a PRO-Pane salesman. We're talking about Hank Hill, not Walter White."

Great start to a Phish show, though.

It's funny to me that Peaky Blinders managed what Community could not... 6 seasons and a movie.

Thanks to BMFS I've gotten into... JD Crowe and the New South New Grass Revival Jim and Jesse

My local watering hole has Old Slewfoot on the karaoke - Jim and Jesse style. With harmonies! I swear to god - every time I'm there, I'm gonna sing it.

I've never seen what a pile of dicks stuffed into a pair of pantyhose looks like but having seen Pete Hegseth, I think I have a pretty good idea.

Fiddle is to bluegrass what Hammond organ is to rock. You can play without it but when it's there, it's everything.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Reading about this MM-120 stuff... I thought it would be like... a receptor-selective form of LSD? Nope. They're doing a clinical trial seeing if pure LSD is an effective treatment for anxiety and depression. It's about fucking time.

BMFS bringin back the murder ballad.

Playing Factorio - I needed names for my spaceships and the theme of "doomed spacecraft" was one I really liked. Is it messed up to use "Challenger" or "Columbia" alongside "Nostromo" and "Discovery One" ? I'd like to think it's in rememberance.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of... I gotta listen to all of these before I die.

It's taken me a while to admit this. The folks who are against LLM-driven software development are like the miners who believed machines were inferior. That there's nobility in doing something by hand when a machine can do it better and faster. And we're not quite there yet but we will be soon.

Today: "I have a perfect level of abstraction and indirection for this!" Days from now:

That perenneial idiot Senator Jim Risch sent out an email saying "No no the BLM director cannot sell our public lands". I left him a voicemail cuz you can't reply to the email - "yeah the president can't arbitrarily declare war without Congress but you're not stopping that either".

Sounds like Nick's friend needs to hear some Fripp & Eno. The main boss of weird shit with no words and too many noises.

As though the Epstein debacle doesn't have enough "Christ this is fucked up" facets... I promise you there are victims whose names we will never know. Girls who came from broken families who would notice their absence but never report it. Hang them all. Show it on public television.

OK I see what y'all were saying about Billy Strings now. Righteous chow. Away From the Mire is a great tune. My brain randomly breaks into choruses of "This life of sin... has got me in... well it's got me back in prison once agaaaaaaain" and everytime I laugh cuz it's such a great line+harmony.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

At a show last night, there was this tiny kid - literally knee-high, he had barely mastered walking enough to dance - copying his dad's dance moves. I think I experienced the man equivalent of baby fever. It was so ridiculously adorable and filled my heart with so much joy.

@corsair.com Somehow your iCue app is even less intuitive than Razer's terrible software but at least I don't have to login every time to edit my shortcuts.

My kingdom for a mouse that doesn't require me to authenticate to some dumbass online service just to program a sensitivity adjustment to the buttons.

I miss Evil Phish.

yessssssssssss I frickin love this tune.

One of my favorite memories of Free - Dicks 2018 they opened with it. I'm always kinda sad when Free ends. But then Harry Hood started which was really unexpected.

I love this cowboy coffee arrangement of Water in the Sky.

Whooooooa oooooh oooooooo oooo oooo ooo ooo ooo oooo