The cashier at the grocery store asked me for my phone number… Good thing too, I saved like $30 on my groceries. Gots-ta earn those loyalty points!

Farscape (1999-2003)

I Loki love norse mythology and puns.

two things about Tom's Diner: 1) the original (with just Susanne Vega) is CRYING OUT for the beat DNA added - it just stops in silence for a few seconds without it and you feel its absence deeply. 2) you can use the lyrics and a newspaper deep dive to determine the exact day it was written :0

Check out my latest comic for @thecoliseum.bsky.social: whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/10/02/h...

A new comic by @alexthoffman.bsky.social is on When Falls the Coliseum. “Help! My Teenage President is Out of Control!” whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/10/02/h...

Inktober Day 1: Mustache #inktober2025 #inktober #zorro

Reminder that I run a multi-writer blog called When Falls the Coliseum and you could (possibly) write for it if you have interesting and/or amusing things to say. Op-eds, essays, reviews, satire, rants, cartoons, commentary. See the submissions page at whenfallsthecoliseum.com

Anybody thinks I'm too "radical" has never seen me skate before… I fall instantly. I'm bad at skating.

🗣️ PASS IT ON!!!

I've always loved comic sequences showing timelapses of a single location/view, so I was glad @rikworth.bsky.social wrote one into the Rome book. Was fun-strating trying to figure out some interaction across timelines too, with equivalent characters crossing paths etc. for the observant reader.

Me: I killed a man in Reno, just to see him die. Friend: Oh, I love that song! Me: Song?

Changing my fantasy football team name to Ship of Theseus.

We're going to go an overt censorship campaign against anybody who calls us fascists is not the most effective way to dispel that accusation.

Jimmy Kimmel is back but I still think these other shows might be coming soon. whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/09/18/n...

*Waking up in a BBQ restaurant with what looks like blood all over my mouth (its BBQ sauce) not remembering what happened* Oh no, It happened again… am, am I a … werewolf?

All Xenomorphs go to heaven.

What a n00b! #diablo

I love taking a 3 hour nap after lunch. But it makes the rest of the jurors real angry.

Make the art YOU wanna make. No one else can make that art for you.

We're still open to new writers, cartoonists, humorists, essayists who are looking for a place to publish their work. If that's you, check out whenfallsthecoliseum.com and see the submissions page. #writers #commentary #humor

Shoulder angels all the way down. #comics #art #thatComicThing #ghosts #cartoon #funny #humor

It's ok to have a satanic panic. You just have to remember your satanic breathing exercises. Inhale 6 Hail satan 6 Exhail 6

ICYMI, last week I created a 3 page comic for the online humor blog, @thecoliseum.bsky.social: whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/09/09/i... #comics #webcomics #artskies

*crosses Velcro shoes into an X to feel wild again*

“The groyper is excellent this evening. May I suggest a Sauvignon Blanc?”

Don't be a 🤡 #comics #artskies #webcomic

Chris Mattarazzo has a new post: "The fakery of modern music: what you deserve to know" whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/09/11/t...

My multi-writer blog When Falls the Coliseum has added a cartoonist. You can see Alex Hoffman's first comic "I Will Not Eat It RFK!" at the link. It's like Green Eggs and Ham but much worse. whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/09/09/i...

We are pleased to present the first comic from our contributor @alexthoffman.bsky.social "I Will Not Eat It RFK!" whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/09/09/i...

New at When Falls the Coliseum: Alternative names for Trump’s “Department of War” whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/09/05/a...

Our latest post: "The easiest and/or hardest jobs in fictional lands" -Oceania fact checker -Omelas daycare worker -Arrakis meteorologist -(11 more) whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/09/08/t...

A week ago, some guy named Aaron Lewis was in the news because it took him 50 years to realize Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA” wasn't jingoism. whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/09/03/o...

If you change the name of the Department of Defense to the “Department of War”, what message are you trying to send when you deploy the National Guard to cities and states that don’t want them there?

Our most recent post: What the sandwich you throw at police says about you whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/08/15/w...

Clownfish. www.patreon.com/posts/clownf...

More #SciArt comics, and perfect timing for #InverteFest!

We just recently released our latest Chucky Chicken cartoon and we'd love it if you'd give it a watch! Ft. the voices of @michaelcook2007.bsky.social @malcolmxray.bsky.social and @blairlex.bsky.social Link: youtu.be/pJ0g_0Kt_Zk #chuckychicken #indieanimation #animation #newrelease

the boi, Metal Sonic

Great piece on the fall of my former favorite tv host. Red Eye was such a unique beast that flew in the face of the cable news outrage machine and political hackery. Sad to see Greg has become what he once mocked…and (to quote an old Red Eye gag) if you disagree me, you are worst than Hitler!

Some say it's hard to understand inlets. But it's not that deep.

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

My Dad is Dracula (and an Off Brand Mascot Toy) 🧸

Did you guys know that drawing is very hard

I found a book full of convention jam comics from, judging by the strata of basement storage it was located in, around 2014. I can’t tell who all was responsible for this one. The other jam comics in the book are too filthy for public consumption.

Time for a much need update! Thanks #Sketchwallet! 📣Psst! FYI they are having their 10 year anniversary sale right now! www.sketchwallet.com #artskies #sketching #drawing