I can’t stop thinking about this utterly amazing piece. Read it, and weep, and laugh.

RJ BARRETT "CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?"

As attacked as I feel this is one of the best indicators that you are actually making progress in your hobby.

Iran making us look like absolute fucking idiots over and over would be more funny if gas hadn't gone from three bucks to four fifty in a month

Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing

Having finished season (arc) 3 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure I can't express how much of a delight it has been to watch an anime that does such a high level of hand-waving and polite shrugs at the complete insanity that is happening.

Who fucking cares if the population declines. Most of us suck anyway.

Today on Bluesky everyone is a Hungary expert.

Someone should ask Elon why SpaceX can't get to the moon

This is what happens when real scientists and not Elon run a space program

Sometimes I feel bad for Gen X having to tolerate R.E.M.

Really giving Orbán an out here huh

I welcome the shrinking of Bluesky. I remember an era where not everyone was discussing on one platform, when things were fragmented into tiny message boards. I don't need everyone's opinion on every topic. I need the opinions of people that are actually invested and knowledgeable.

Oh great. Now I'm going to work all horny now.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

the reason we’re bombing iran is because thats the penis thing to do and not bombing is vagina

The best part of punk is post-punk

This shit is so funny. Vance being dunked by the Catholic Church for being too hateful is priceless

2026 is shaping up to be a real bummer

Do we pronounce it TP USA or tehpoosa?

For what it's worth I'd rather Lightning Bolt do the half time show so I think my opinion on popular music pretty much void. That said the TPUSA half time show was embarrassing.

guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect

The Kyle Rittenhouse stans suddenly think you shouldn't have a gun in public

Dems at this point are like "the gestapo just need retraining." What fucking clowns

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

All NATO nations should boycott the World Cup

Without any metadeta Spotify's first podcast recommendation was Anne Coulter.

Y'know if these fucking bloodsucking pieces of shit had not spent the last 6 years screaming a out Ashli Babbit I'd almost think they were sincere in their beliefs about "fuck around and find out"ism

My favorite hobby is recommending Grave of the Fireflies to people

If you are on X you are okay being near CSAM. That is all there is to it.

Having to work with sex offenders on the daily I cannot emphasize enough how NONE of this is surprising. I knew this was coming.

Lol LMAO

Good thing we know from experience that when you blow up innocent civilians of a country they tend to be real cool about it.

Anyone checking on Tulsi Gabbard?

I bet FIFA is feeling real silly right about now.

Shame on @nytimes.com

Hoo Hoo Hoosiers

I'm using this phrase moving forward

I'd love to proudly declare that in 2026 I will willingly be shit at my job and everyone should just be cool with it

Bari Weiss covered up crimes against humanity. That's all there is to it

Shout out to this Jeopardy contestant rocking an Aphex Twin pin. @kenjennings.bsky.social not even a single mention? Shame.

Hold a billionaire hostage

Okay, I think I figured out how to turn the audio sample into a video that can be uploaded to Bluesky. Here are the first 3 minutes.

Lol Sure dude

That domino meme but it's RFK Jr wrote a poem about getting a blowy from Nuzzi and then kids dying of Hep B

Yes Yyyyeeesssss

Lol Lmao ROFL even

fortune.com/2025/11/26/i... This is what we are pegging the economy on, that maybe a company if five years will turn a profit on a tech that few actually want.

I love it when these loser Nazis have family that are like "my nephew is a moron and not welcome at Thanksgiving."

Speed running a recession to own the libs.