Gonna piss into the BlueSky void once more with our retrospective on John Frankenheimer’s disastrous 1996 clunker The Island of Doctor Epstein—I MEAN Moreau—starring Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer, Fairuza Balk, and Ron Perlman. youtu.be/niNa9dE3p1Q?...

Really hoping someone will ask this bot to write my obituary when I die next month.

I think @kingofallcosmos.bsky.social and I agree that @thejoedante.bsky.social should direct Gremlins 3 or else it isn’t REALLY Gremlins 3! Anyway, here is our review of the 1990 sequel. youtu.be/tEy7Bnunqi8?...

Our retrospective on Kathryn Bigelow‘s 1991 classic Point Break has fewer than 200 views. Much like Bodhi and Johnny Utah, we are truly living the dream 🔥🔥🔥 youtu.be/EDQCDDpMl48?...

Happy 40th anniversary to the batshit-crazy yet enjoyable Return to Oz, starring Fairuza Balk, Piper Laurie, Jean Marsh, Pons Maar, Nicol Williamson, and Brian Henson. youtu.be/qdrvRH7Ywv4?...

You’re the king, Bauer!

Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here! Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING! I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare! #RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

I had a special guest in the office today...

Child’s play! I can hold them shits for decades!!

Twin Peaks fans you are on notice! Portland's World Forestry Center has the Log Lady's log for a limited pop-up exhibition. And they're holding a Log Lady look-alike contest!

I almost forgot to piss into the void once more with our retrospective of John Woo’s 1997 hit (?) Face / Off, starring Nicolas Cage, John Travolta, and heaps of corn. youtu.be/LQAG8-F10ms?...

Happy Mother’s Day to the late Anne Ramsay, who gave us the one and only Mama Fratelli!

@theonion.com This headline should’ve been yours! www.esquire.com/entertainmen...

Filled a Pringles can with ground beef, boom, it’s date night.

Anybody else at risk of losing their job as a direct result of these anthropomorphic anal warts? Ol’ Barry might literally become bankrupt as we #MAGA. I’m about ready to see if Canada has any vacancies.

@bankruptbarry.bsky.social this one is for you

I just posted this. In this video I talk about how people address the problem of evil and how that can relate to things like what's happening in Gaza. youtu.be/A6E7nHFsNsw

NO, we will NOT be reviewing this bullshit! #jordanpeterson #chaosdragon #thecryinggame #ciderpoisoning #russianassets

Pissing into the void yet again with this review of George T. Miller’s big, dopey misfire The NeverEnding Story 2: The Next Chapter, from 1990. Starring Jonathan Brandis and Clarissa Burton, this movie really sucks. youtu.be/J4hheHrwcPw?...

Hey, remember these sugar grenade things from the 90s? I’m thinking they would go just fine with some cheap vodka.

If you’re feelin’ grossed out by #danzig selling Nazi shirts, just remember that this man is a coward and an imbecile, and this is what happens when he faces actual adversity. youtu.be/zfD7agP1yxw?...

The people who keep saying that my cooking gives them diarrhea almost certainly already HAD diarrhea before they came over for #gamenight. It’s time to stop passing the blame, people.

Thank Christ I’m already bankrupt. You can’t kill a man who’s already dead, shitheads! www.npr.org/2025/04/04/n...

Pissing into the Bluesky void yet again with this review of Luc Besson’s The Fifth Element, from 1997. Somehow, this movie still looks great. youtu.be/dHrZhczCkWA?...

Pissing into the Bluesky/ YouTube void with this review of Joel Schumacher’s The Lost Boys (1987). And we’ve got a new review dropping this Fri. youtu.be/gMC33CtUNmY?...

Not trying to brag or show off. Just feel like every pie I make is a little better than the previous, and it feels good to witness the growth.

Thank you, Elephant Graveyard, for doing your civic duty and roasting this gnome-like blight who festers on the anus of America. Hey, @drmantistoboggan18.bsky.social I saw you slugging it out in the comments section! 😂💪🏼💪🏼 youtu.be/_v3KiaAjpY8?...

I knocked dinner outta the park, ya sons of bitches!

Holy shit—I can’t wait to be dead. There’s no way Hell could be worse than our base-level reality.

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Hey, @chilis.bsky.social my hotdog casserole came out a little over! Let’s try to elevate our game, pls!

Canada is considering 100% tariffs on Teslas. 🔗: www.businesstoday.in/world/canada...

To whomever gifted me this mug: thank you—I really needed the compliment!

Here’s our review of 1996’s Twister, directed by Jan de Bont and starring Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, Jamie Gertz, Philip Seymour Hoffman, and Cary Elwes. We also goof on some dipshit oligarchs and propaganda trolls. Twister (1996): Jan de Bont's Tornado-Themed Disaster Epic youtu.be/pHpxOqXUd9s

Sweet, dirty Christ, we are truly the nation of slop. Slop thinking, slop culture. Let’s just go ahead and change our name to Sloppistan. #ufocowboys #slop

A retrospective on Simon Wincer’s largely forgotten sci-fi classic D.A.R.Y.L., starring Barret Oliver and Michael McKean. youtu.be/L61GKmh1sbU?...

My love language is poverty. Come at me, ladies! To hell with overpriced tapas and bland-ass avocado toast! Normalize the kinetic buffet.

Happy New Year. 2025 is going to be a shitshow. How many of you psychopaths actually drank this stuff when you were kids? Hot take: I never understood the appeal of drinking melted sherbet.

It’s not truly Christmas until Ellen grabs Clark’s junk. Wishing a safe and happy one to one and all! #christmasvacation

Cheers to this T-shirt rocking both #TotalRecall and the great @robertpicardo.bsky.social 🔥🔥🔥

Happy holidays to all, and welcome to Hell! #elonmusk

Me posting on BlueSky.

Listen, you kids are doing a pretty good job in terms of exposing the Rogans and the Musks, but we need to direct more attention at the king of incels and Dracula on Quaaludes Lex Fridman. He’s yet another conservative grifter masquerading as a non-partisan.

The legendary @pattonoswalt.bsky.social makes fun of that awful “Christmas Shoes” song, and so do we in our breakdown of the Jim Carrey Grinch movie. youtu.be/iq10bz3PxyY?...

Listen, you folks who lost your butts on the Hawk Tuah Coin should’ve known better. We here at Bankrupt Barry know a smart investment when we see one! 💰💰💰

Whomever is responsible for these infernal things deserves to have one rammed up his or her ass with the throttle on full blast until they resemble that character from Big Trouble in Little China.

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow lowlives! I’m eating expired Hot Pockets and crying about my ex-wives. Later, I’m gonna drink bathtub julep until I’m so loaded that I veer into a sector of the multiverse where folks aren’t quite so butt-slappingly stupid.

You folks who talk about eating the rich need to think seriously about what you’re saying. I bet he tastes like cheeseburger farts.

These next four years will be profoundly stupid.