Unfortunately I can't post this on the original because the dude is a coward, but it brought this to mind:

what happened to just shooting the shit with pals that’s what I’d like to know

i dunno I think sometimes people just enjoy talking to like minded people. do you do this kind of shit with your friends offline

fly my seed

tears in my god damn eyes

Its wild that there are world ending demons in tekken yet i cant think of anyone of them who could legit defeat him

When you get to 0 he just walks away

Yujiro Hanma will be the only character you cannot defeat in Tekken as he'll always live with 1 HP and then still deem you not a real challenge despite it counting as a K.O

yujiro hanma has come to tekken to taste marshall law's legendary apple fritters

the fandom shitstorm surrounding glitch cartoons rn makes me so happy i locked my twitter and stopped posting there. i do not want to be anywhere near the teenagers tweeting about how much they wish gooseworx would die

borderlands 5 on the unreal engine 6 at launch

Now it’s Palpatine going “execute order 6-7” now it’s Skibidi Sith, now it’s Jabba going ooom watta watta CHEUGY

Hello I am the president of a country whose economy depends on consumer spending. My two major initiatives so far have been a sales tax on everything and then a war that sent all prices skyrocketing

Promises made, promises kept

Cawthon’s fans have said some of the most vile shit to me for daring to point this out. They blame me for “driving him away” when in reality he just didn’t want to stand by his own harmful actions, and they *are* harmful. Present tense.

Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone

ok nothing in specific prompted this, but we should throw tiny pebbles at DMCA fearmongerers who think they're being real funny and not disrespectful with the same old joke on literally any nintendo fangame

When politicians say they can't hold corporations accountable, remember: they can. They just choose not to.

the trick to understanding these announcements is that if they cite a US politician or official they are fake

You know, I saw someone make a good point, whenever people come here to complain about Bsky it's always trying to drag people back to Twitter. Why is it never "you NEED to post on Tiktok" or "Insta" or "Threads." Does Twitter just give you a specific brain disease

we can thank wii u flopping for giving us star fox 2

someone complained about how dare i post about burgers while terrible things are happening in the world. guess they couldn't take the truth nuke i dropped in response

you’d cheer it on just the same big dawg

Five nights at Freddys guy can continuously donate to republicans, jk Rowling can ruin entire branches of politics with a hatred legal defense fund, but the digital circus and Steven universe creators were queer and made choices fans didn't like and for that they get hate campaigns to ruin them.

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Sweaty is nearly exclusively used by scrubs to denote a game that has a lot of high level players that get in your way of having a good time by trying to win. I have used this term this way myself on games I am trash at and wish people were worse at. IE - Marvel Rivals, Deadlock, etc.

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it's the greatest day

Young people like better podcasts like the one where one of the hosts walked through a bunch of spiders by accident and a lot of the podcast is filled with asking if they think they got all the spiders off or if some of the spiders are still on them

To advance their transphobic agenda, the Labour government are now going to demand that every company with more than 250 employees force every employee to disclose their sex assumed at birth, so that gender pay gap reporting can structurally minimise real gender pay gaps. This isn't feminism.

kara dansky finding out about trans people in 2014

Hey look Scott Cawthon might have directly donated millions of dollars to Christian nationalists but far more importantly, Gooseworx did some annoying things I didn't like whilst being a trans woman

let this be a message to Americans who join the military. the GOP will campaign on your death and use their power to delete your existence from the history books once it becomes inconvenient.

In my day, if our blorbos didn't get the subplot we wanted, we WROTE FANFICTION ABOUT IT and, critically, didn't harass the creators about it.

As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.

We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

jesus fucking christ lmao

100% I love how increasingly mainstream the stuff on the screen becomes every day.

The ad described in this tweet

Any time anyone ever tells you that the biggest companies in the world wouldn’t waste hundreds of billions of dollars on AI, show them this. This is the core profit center of one of the largest tech companies in the world, and it’s run like a sloppy pre seed startup in the web3 era

Elizabeth Bioshock after 2B + Overwatch porn hit

If people who had opinions on the works of Garth Ennis (this, the Punisher etc) actually read the original Garth Ennis comic book they would be like Garth Ennis has ruined the work of Garth Ennis

Harrowing knowing someone has been found guilty, with evidence, of serial harassment and professional misconduct to own students (of minority status). And faced no consequences, just a raise, new position abroad, and a Nature paper. Academia and palaeontology are a hotbed of lawless misconduct.

And then they realized they were no longer The Boys. They were The Men.

Hulk Hogan: Grogu worked stiff. One time in Japan in he killed me for 3 minutes. I saw the light and everything, brother. He brought me back though and you know what side of the force can do that. I told him, "I'll keep your secret, brother." Then I told Vince we should work it into the story.

This. God, this. It is such a manufactured panic and it started the moment they lost the fight over gay marriage. Support trans rights because it’s the right thing to do and also because this is all just a fascist push