In the '90s, punks and leftists made absurd images like this to parody American conservatism. I'm not sure you can do that today because there's not even the veneer of Christian virtue to point out the hypocrisy.

Happy Yeaster

Unexpected result of unitary executive theory is Trump writing his own briefs.

Former Fed prosecutors on the bench listening to No Bill Essayli’s stooges bumble around in court:

You want some nice Artemis II launch video ? It just dropped :) #ArtemisII

Two zuzim are worth about $3.86 in silver.

Amazing to see Originalism working for American conservatives exactly the same way mos maiorum (“the way of the ancestors”) did for Roman conservatives: spending decades arguing over “that’s the way we’ve always done things” and being incredibly selective about when that “always” was.

Fox New’s headline for the No Kings protests? “What are paid protestors and how common are they?” Please George Soros, I’m tired of doing this for free.

Guccio Gucci Fendi Fendi Piazza Them basic bitches wear that shit, so I don't bother

You can’t trust a man with hair this aerodynamic. He will move in whatever direction the wind is blowing.

Antisemites: All Jews secretly work together. Actual Jews: We can’t even agree if the joke about the Jew on the deserted island involves two shuls or three.

i share the frustration that our form of sectarian nationalism, and *only* our form of sectarian nationalism, is being combed over to demonstrate how it alone is reflective of all nationalism's ills. however: 1. not actually a defense. 2. israel has made its support a statement of general values.

The inability of many to distinguish between a support for a political movement and a member of a race or ethnicity is foundational to both antisemitism and its cynical deployment by those who run the State of Israel and their supporters.

Amazing how quickly it’s possible to hold someone accountable when they’re not a significant source of donor funds.

Hounded into sleep deprivation by amateur drones feels karmic-ly appropriate for this gang: www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

If Hon. Quraishi dog-walks these incompetent DOJ attorneys any harder, they’ll need to fit the NJ office with collars, possibly surgical cones.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

Girlfriend, trying to get me not to impulse buy the new Ferrero Rocher squares: “They’re just trying to lure you in with new shapes.” Ma’am, The Shapes got me a long time ago.

Entirely predictable and yet mysteriously unavoidable.

SLEEPER CELL

Never has this meme been more appropriate

“Markwayne” is the name of someone the Gemstones pay to have beaten up in front of children at a Buc-ee’s

Having fulfilled her duty to the Republic, Noem is returning to her farm to shoot her dog like Cincinnatus of old.

Ok, who did this?

Wishing Dan Crenshaw a speedy return to being one of the guys in the background Cobra Commander yells at

Could someone please reset the "Hours without an embarrassing DOJ filing" clock to 0?

Dow is under 50,000. Time to care about what the Justice Department is doing again.

Listen, if we don’t let two federal agencies destroy each other’s stuff from time to time, they get busy destroying the stuff of less deserving groups and individuals apnews.com/article/mili...

Tyrannosaurus Rex implies the existence of Democrasaurus Populi okay that was definitely funnier in my head

Just once I need HRC to answer a depo question with “do have any idea what it’s like being married to a horny iguana with a protective detail?” Doesn’t have to be before the press just as long as I get to read about it later.

Are we sure Yakub isn’t a corruption of Julius? Didn’t he send some political opponents to the island of Patmos?

I didn’t know the quivering of a brainless jellyfish could be captured in writing: thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Seems unwise to do this to a group of people capable of subpoenaing communication records.

To quote Ben Folds: Give me my money back Give me my money back You bitch I want my money back And don't forget to give Me back my black t-shirt www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

This in black and white would be the greatest punk album cover of all time.

We live in a deeply stupid era.

Asking AI to combine my favorite literary genres and write a story about the traveling salesman that wakes up one day to find they became a Nimitz Class aircraft carrier.

Again, there is no such thing as privileged robot communications.

Someone was in a room with Bondi, not too long ago, where the phrase “read that back to me”was used. She still went with this line after that happened.

Post a banger that isn’t in English

Can someone make me their +1 at a Puerto Rican wedding?

Having a cocktail at the bar at Shatto Lanes on a Saturday night is the closest I will get to being able to live in The Big Lebowski.

How the email found me

Yesterday I was made to imagine imperial era Chinese bureaucrats as posters; today, the Founding Fathers. Ladies and gentlemen, this is an unbroken line going back to Ea Nasir.

BREAKING: BRAD KARP OUT AS CHAIR OF PAUL WEISS.

If nothing else, the Epstein files prove that people who email too much are dangerous sociopaths.

Nothing I love more than people who couldn’t ID a Hellene to save their lives complaining about the historicity of a movie spoken in the mongrel dialect of the children of Germanoi and Rhōmaîoi