every few months or so i remember how donna finally got her memories back and got to be with the doctor forever like she wanted and how ten-fourteen adores her and hangs out in her backyard all the time and calls her husband his brother in law and her kid his niece, and fellas i cry myself sick!!

my boss with literal cancer watching me have a meltdown because I gotta do some historical expense reallocations

I’m too old to have crushes on men in their early thirties but the ML in ‘my royal nemesis’ is testing me fr

once again I have been injured by sleeping in a slightly awkward position whilst old

I’m finally watching jeongnyeon and it’s so good fam!! barely a man to be seen and everyone is beautiful and dramatic and homosexual. there are regularly hot women in drag singing. a++ give me 14 of ‘em

actually when I do a thumbs up emoji it’s normal and friendly and whenever anyone else does a thumbs up emoji they are being mean to me and wishing for my downfall

winter arriving and immediately busting through the wall like the kool aid guy

am I…. a comedian?

WFH full time has got me so sedentary that merely doing the 4km at the mdc yesterday has left me with achey muscles. I really need to get back into walking daily this is embarrassing

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

yes the last episode of the pitt was very good, but have you guys seen deadloch season 2???? I loved it. Dulcie and Eddie and Leo and Cath!!! they are perfect 2 me. constant craving blasting out of the campervan took me out. the ending; that last line!! I cried. anyway it's good you should watch it

@sharpestrose.bsky.social did u ghost write this

they should give Dana a gun

every time I hear holly valance speaking

dinner inspector 🧐

I know this is the least offensive part of the whole situation but "epic fury" is cringe af. like on top of everything else?? that's your stupid operation name??? embarrassing

please stop showing me that little monkey with his stuffed toy mama I will literally kms 🙏

this in the latest ep of the pitt was genuinely the hardest I have laughed all week

I respect peaceful protest truly, but I think it's time for the americans to get a little bit french about all this

jesus christ, my fault for waking up I guess

clingyboi

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

vic emergency map is looking like a nightmare rn

every day I open my phone and for what

screaming shitting throwing up

threads is 99% raigebait, engagement farming and bots, I know this and I despise it, and yet there I am every day yelling at someone like it's my job

ok there's a rumour that my beloveds shin hae sun and na inwoo are doing another kdrama together. please please please let this be true 🙏

the gremlin is helping me wfh today

when I was in busan I had the sweetest taxi driver who didn't speak english but wanted to tell us some fun facts about busan and wish us a great trip and reassure us he'd get us to our destination safely so he used his phone to translate with ai. and that's the one and only time ai was good x

the struggle when you have no plans to go to the UK in the near future, but are craving a pret baguette real bad 😔

goosey is peeping out the window and quietly growling at the gardener as if he wouldn't run away and do a scaredy piss if the gardener so much as looked at him

martial law attempt after I left SK last time, and this time the guys up top are firing off missiles. can you all calm down I'll be back okay 🫶 (for legal visa related purposes this is a joke) (admittedly it's not a good one)

For anyone who needs help feeding theor pets: go to r/randomactsofpetfood on reddit. There are people who will help!

not trump and xi jinping crashing my hols 😞

day 1 in Seoul: established my dominance on the train in the customary seat scramble, then had a stranger fall asleep on my shoulder. a+

diane and david in the same year is brutal actually

getting silly lil crushes on folks in kdramas is a humiliation ritual. kim ji hoon is literally the same age as me! born 8 days before me even!! and I look like I could be his mother, potentially even his 할머니

2025:

bon appetit your majesty was fun and I enjoyed it for the most part, but the superior 'chef time travels back to the joseon period and makes the king fall in love with them' kdrama is always going to be mr queen and that's that on that

I tried the viral mango icecream today and regretfully I must tell you the hype is justified. that shit slapped

look at this literal angel

this better be a joke I stg

turn*ng po*nt USA came up on my insta as an account I might want to follow and I was like "uhhh, fuck no?" and I clicked into the profile to block aaaaaaaand one of my old american uni friends is following the account 😔 gross 😔

'wake up bitch, I found some pictures of your dead cat' - my phone every day for some reason

I'm pms-ing, constipated and only halfway through clinical trial jail. who wants to fight

I'm in clinical trial jail this week and the catsitter has been sending me a+ photos from home

sorry to get political but nothing rudy giuliani could do would top the euphoria of watching the four seasons total landscaping press conference go down in real time, and that includes him dying

okay. yeah, “labubu.” i hear you. but listen: i am 40 years old and if i have to learn about another thing i will die

I work for a company that publishes educational textbooks and I got an email in one of our general inboxes saying "hey your ebook has restrictions won't let me copy and paste it into ch*tgpt, can you help?" yeah that's gonna be a no from me bud x