the gremlin is helping me wfh today

when I was in busan I had the sweetest taxi driver who didn't speak english but wanted to tell us some fun facts about busan and wish us a great trip and reassure us he'd get us to our destination safely so he used his phone to translate with ai. and that's the one and only time ai was good x

the struggle when you have no plans to go to the UK in the near future, but are craving a pret baguette real bad 😔

goosey is peeping out the window and quietly growling at the gardener as if he wouldn't run away and do a scaredy piss if the gardener so much as looked at him

martial law attempt after I left SK last time, and this time the guys up top are firing off missiles. can you all calm down I'll be back okay 🫶 (for legal visa related purposes this is a joke) (admittedly it's not a good one)

For anyone who needs help feeding theor pets: go to r/randomactsofpetfood on reddit. There are people who will help!

not trump and xi jinping crashing my hols 😞

day 1 in Seoul: established my dominance on the train in the customary seat scramble, then had a stranger fall asleep on my shoulder. a+

diane and david in the same year is brutal actually

getting silly lil crushes on folks in kdramas is a humiliation ritual. kim ji hoon is literally the same age as me! born 8 days before me even!! and I look like I could be his mother, potentially even his 할머니

2025:

bon appetit your majesty was fun and I enjoyed it for the most part, but the superior 'chef time travels back to the joseon period and makes the king fall in love with them' kdrama is always going to be mr queen and that's that on that

I tried the viral mango icecream today and regretfully I must tell you the hype is justified. that shit slapped

look at this literal angel

this better be a joke I stg

turn*ng po*nt USA came up on my insta as an account I might want to follow and I was like "uhhh, fuck no?" and I clicked into the profile to block aaaaaaaand one of my old american uni friends is following the account 😔 gross 😔

'wake up bitch, I found some pictures of your dead cat' - my phone every day for some reason

I'm pms-ing, constipated and only halfway through clinical trial jail. who wants to fight

I'm in clinical trial jail this week and the catsitter has been sending me a+ photos from home

sorry to get political but nothing rudy giuliani could do would top the euphoria of watching the four seasons total landscaping press conference go down in real time, and that includes him dying

okay. yeah, “labubu.” i hear you. but listen: i am 40 years old and if i have to learn about another thing i will die

I work for a company that publishes educational textbooks and I got an email in one of our general inboxes saying "hey your ebook has restrictions won't let me copy and paste it into ch*tgpt, can you help?" yeah that's gonna be a no from me bud x

this peeta edit!! fuck me uppppp vt.tiktok.com/ZSStydWaR/

every now and again I am like 'maybe I should wear a wig instead of a beanie' (I have trichotillomania and decades of pulling have given me a permanent bald spot) and then I put on a wig and it looks like a fucken helmet like. what is the reason??? can someone invent a realistic looking wig please

ah nothing like getting on a train first thing in the morning and it smells like fresh sewage. you're killing it vline as always

30% of people familiar with mr miyagi thought he would vote for trump?? be so fucken fr

desperately need october to arrive and to be back in korea. I'm over the cold and grey, and opening up the phone every morning to a new horror. I want 떡볶이 on the street and 호떡 on the beach, and autumn colours, and pretty lights, and palaces w/ joseon cosplay, and huge iced coffees and $5 ciggies

The woke college students were right but we can't acknowledge this because then we'll have to consider whether they're right about other things too. That I'm a big stupid moron for instance

say less

I have seen lots of jokes re: the struck-by-a-car scene in true beauty, but I finally saw the OG last night and when I tell you I HOWLED frens. the free willy silhouette, the single tear, the 2nd ML getting punted out of shot. absolutely iconic 🤌

watching sg3 feels a little like reading sunrise on the reaping: a punishment for the apparent missed points of the first installments 😭 pls dong-hyuk I'm sorry I liked the memes I'm sorry pls that's enough 😭😭

the (spiritual) twins

how is your week going? I have a chest infection and coughed so hard I threw up on myself and my bed 🙃 anyway unrelated can someone shoot me with a gun? thanks x

a good excuse to post this photo of me in 1998 with my many hanson posters and my (ostensible) rachel cut and actual physical noisy alarm clock, and camera with film. (not pictured: alanis or oasis on the CD player in the next room, probably)

cried like I knew these ppl

look I wouldn’t call it a skill or anything but I am getting pretty good at spotting early BCCs on myself. dr just confirmed that #4 is likely. need a punch biopsy to confirm. rip in peace my right eyebrow (probably)

simple joys: coffee, sunshine, cats, lightly bullying @nikkers.bsky.social when she says it's cold in perth

every time a picture of monks comes up on my phone or in my sm mems my heart fucken aches. it sucks that he’s gone and it never stops sucking. I just want to give my boi a lil scritch 💔

ballarat core

normal friday night

that baeksang award for yeom hye-ran was SO deserved, i'm thrilled for her. everyone in WLGYT was giving their all but she ate

lmaoooooo accurate. three full books and katniss didn't even tell us her mum's name

news: new pope is american me: boooooo news: he's more conservative than francis me: BOOOOO news: he's been criticizing DT and JDV all over his twitter me:

There are paintings of this dance number. As there should be.

on a lighter note watching korean tv is similar to watching british tv, in the sense that there's not a wide pool of actors, so every time you start a new show it's like "oh hey, it's that guy again!" "oh look it's that lady from [another 3 shows I've watched recently]"

This description falls squarely within the legal definition of genocide as set out in the 1948 Genocide Convention and the Rome Statute of the ICC.

ok anyhoo, as bill nighy once said 'i'm not good at happiness but I'm very good at relief'. the relief is big tonight. good night x