I wonder what the whales said to the probe in Star Trek IV 🤔 youtu.be/4ihRIndaOYQ?...

Just met a costumer with CROM tattooed on his knuckles. #REH #ConantheBarbarian

The joke 40 seconds in has aged wonderfully: youtu.be/fM5QjpZd3Fg?...

The wedding today was lovely, but the post reception dancing has started and the music is both not to my taste and louder than I can tolerate right now. Social battery, falling...

Going to a wedding today, and bracing myself for a positively @zaltzcricket.bsky.social level of puns from the Groom.

It's that time of year again. #RadioBirdman #HandofLaw youtu.be/PWoEKiWqa3w?...

Just had an idea for naming a PC in the game I'm writing: Captain Taylor, who's ship is the Swift. I mentioned the ship's name and @somethingsometime.bsky.social immediately said "Captain Taylor?" She gets me.

I know I have issues with being desperate for praise, but having my fencing instructor tell me he can no longer one-shot me, can't hit me at will and has trouble hitting my lead foot anymore, it made me so damn happy. Swords make my life better. #HEMA #mentalhealth

It's the end of term bout night, and I remembered my lightsabers!

The more I ponder/write this character, the more he develops as 'What if Jack Aubrey was a pirate?' #rpgs #LARP

Watched the 1st episode of the Netflix #OnePiece and it was entertaining. Gotta say, starting your show with an intro spoken by Ian McShane is a very good way to get my attention.

Barely slept, then helped move stuff from a friends new house today. Lotta walking up and down stairs.

"My pronouns are Mate." #quotesfromgamenight

"Did you visit the little vampire's room before we left?" #quotesfromgamenight

"See me ride out of the sunset, on my Nazi war machine!" #quotesfromgamenight

"Ich bin ein dakka!" #quotesfromgamenight

"How do you get the dinosaur bones in the museums?" "Necromancy?" "Polka!" #quotesfromgamenight

"Again, what I heard was Desert Smeagol." #quotesfromgamenight

"And the Jeffery Combs from Scene 37..." ##quotesfromgamenight

"I've been cursed with Mexican Goblin." "I think you can get a cream for that." #quotesfromgamenight

"This is the Nazi end, this is the nice end. You point the Nazi end at the Nazi and pull the trigger." #quotesfromgamenight

"Every levers a murder lever if you lever hard enough." #quotesfromgamenight

"Jeffery Combs is in every scene if you know where to look." #quotesfromgamenight

"How does magic work in this game again?" #quotesfromgamenight

"We might have some trouble finding an Opera House in Paris." #quotesfromgamenight

Well, that should teach me not to watch where I'm going. Distracted by news and walked face first into a roller door. #ow

Channel 9 to #KarlStefanovic:

"I figure next turn I'll stick my finger even harder down my throat." #quotesfromgamenight

"Oof, they got totally railed on." "And not in the sexy way." #quotesfromgamenight

"Lick an eyeball! Lick a werewolf foot!" #quotesfromgamenight

Walked into game ton to hear "It's a giant fleshy rope, like a hairless cats tail with no bones" and I was sorely tempted to walk back out and go home. Very glad to hear it was an in game item, and not something one of the players actually had. #quotesfromgamenight

Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great. The 13th Warrior (1999)

Ah nuts, forgot my meds in the rush to leave the house. Oh well, here goes...

Karl Stefanovic appears to have gone the full Pete Evans and then some.

Person near me said 'the olden days' as part of an unrelated conversation and my brain immediately went here. So much of my sense of humour was thanks to The Late Show. youtu.be/8hBcFVhEgyM?...

Drop your crime fighting Catholics (At least, I think he is. It's been a while.)

Found a guy from my high school year died on Friday. Voluntary, as he'd been dealing with cancer for some time. We were never friends, but it still stung. We thought he'd be running the Liberal Party by now, but addictions took that. I can only hope he's in a better place.

When I am in power one of my first acts will be in institute public shaming for people who don't replace empty toilet rolls in communal spaces. Is it a pressing issue? No. Does it aggravate me beyond all logical measure? Yes.

Oh, happy day! #cats

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet. Herbert belongs to my sister, but its my favorite animal picture. (The best one I've taken was of my cat, mid-yawn, when I was a teen, but that's long gone alas.)

"You mean when you last watched Blade? It's the most contemporary cultural reference I've made all night! "The last reference you made was from the 50's." "Yes, It's the most contemporary cultural reference I've made!" #quotesfromgamenight

"It's not about the liver, it's the blood. I'll be back when I have more." "Information or blood?" #quotesfromgamenight

"You have (work) options: The Staircase, or Brass Beauties." "I'll go for Staircase, so I don't imagine I'm sexy dancing at a Copperart store." #quotesfromgamenight

"I'm leaning towards Internet, cause my father's a cunt." "And we famously know the internet has no cunts!" #quotesfromgamenight

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

Also, planning work is soon starting on a third #Ravenswood event. I am being *VERY CALM* and not excitedly posting every idea I have in the chat. Yet. #AusLARP

Pheno blurb has been submitted! And now begins the writing process...

It wouldn't be a day in the CBD without a man aggressively yelling at something nearby.