@mongreldog.bsky.social I'm confused but thinking of you

who was doing this

there are too many posts on here about "world events" and "AI" and not nearly enough about "Mitsibushi Delica"

it's "feel violently ill about how your life is terrible yet has no meaningful route to improvement thus you are doomed to live like this forever" week here apparently and I'm not sure how to kick myself out of it

I’m reading the annual accounts for a local seal rescue charity and they are so salty

made soup!

I phoned the dentist two hours ago and booked an appointment for Wednesday They’ve just phoned me to remind me of my appointment on Wednesday

it is zero days since I last googled "skillet in British"

just woke up from a nightmare wherein I had to film an incredibly awkward Eurovision Song Contest postcard

my seal drawing

liquidating steam trading cards for 84 pence credit so I can buy a friend a birthday present

just remembered that time I caught covid in March 2020 and really did get an actual phone call from Porton Down

i’m confused to learn that IKEA don’t do swing bins

mild excitement here as a colleague tried to tell someone to log out and back in again but actually said "if you resign it will fix all the problems"

i have the posture of a gremlin

here's my tier-list of games I launched on Steam during 2025 shout out to Tchia (currently 75% off) if you want a chill game

I redeemed my Octopus® voucher on a free salted caramel latte from Greggs® only to realise I do not like the salted caramel lattes from Greggs®

If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books, now, will have to be rewritten. They'll simply say "foxes caught frolicking with snowman at Lincoln Cathedral", everything else will be a footnote.

Jawlene sighting

barney when i shake a bag of barney treats

kinda tempted to get a gym membership on one of these new year deals but not actually go until February when the crowds die down

#Cenozoicrewind2025 Meet Eophyseter damarcoi! #sciart #paleoart

I am watching The Godfather for the first time (it's on iPlayer) half of it is pointing at the screen going "oh! that's where that's from!"

new season!

I just rearranged some wires under my desk and stood up to my phone blowing up with Nagios alerts Turns out my raspberry pi was one of those cables, and apparently something on my VPS has a dependency on it

just tried a local gym whoever invented the plunge pool ought to be shot at dawn

Ken Burns, look me in the eyes, man. Every time I start talking I can see you start slowly panning across my face

tfl.gov.uk/corporate/tr... reassuring news for anyone scared of meeting aliens while travelling in london

using telegram's fast-cache linked preview feature to bypass the bsky adult content filters seemed like a good idea until I realised iOS has been dutifully saving every single photograph to the camera roll

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the barras is selling a "yer da's DL on grindr" t-shirt

does anyone have any suggestions on how to get over the "[Everyone disliked that.]" feeling when talking in group chats? I don’t think it’s real, but it feels real, so it may as well be

fuck my sleepy chungus life

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 27,1952

went to Waitrose and got politely kicked out halfway around as they were closing early made the mistake of going to Tesco and realising Waitrose charge 50p extra on all the branded items I'd assumed they'd be at parity or slightly more, but not by that much

maybe my New Year’s resolution should be to find more friends to hang* out with *make

Io sono il cane A comic about visiting Italy (1/3) 🇮🇹

I spent way too much time making this shit

limited edition of 99 20.000 CHF (≈US$25k) konstantinchaykin.com/collections/...

Please enjoy my brother's and sister-in-laws's silly creatures

my parents got a sample of £156/70cl whisky on a distillery tour last year and we've finally broken out the thimbleful concerned I've now got a taste for the Good Stuff

a christmas miracle

radio 2 in the car: "in Band Aid, which artist sings their own name?"

I took out an Amazon Prime trial I am genuinely shocked that movies have mid roll adverts there Halfway through Conclave it cut to an upbeat short about batteries. I don’t even remember the brand, so their interruption was as useless as it was galling

[ #oc ] Red Herring - ever shifting to capture a room's attention, but always fish °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡

learning that the magician's nephew was the sixth narnia book to be published? wild

Due to a windstorm-related utility power outage at the NIST, time may soon be destroyed

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