One. Perfect. Shot. Pacman - Dir. Michael Bay (2029)

da da daaaa! my brother sprok is here!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! sam says i cannot wear them outside until she finds a specs cord to keep them on me like a pair of summer mittens 🙄

is that a very large inhaler or a very small saxophone they have there?

*wakes up* *looks at weather* *pulls blanket back over head*

see, if sam liked just these ones it would be fine.

cookie scone shortbread fairy cake fruit loaf tray bake

LOOKIT THE TINY FROGS OF 3D PRINTED DEATH!!!

we are listening to nature table while sam does stuff. it is about plants. "this is fascinating," says tog. "there are not many plants in svalbard." they pause. "mebbe that is why there were not many in the adoption centre either even though it was also meant to be a garden shop."

the great slash annoying thing about sam reading a book we have all been looking forward to is that when she cackles at a bit, she then reads it out to us (with voices obviously) so we can share the delight.

nobody brings cerberus a biscuit or even three biscuits one for each head -john finnemores souvenir programme

actual footage of our flat during university term time. or when sam is learning anything new tbh. and yet we are the ones who "make a mess".

this is why we celebrate every cayk whenever it finally appears

Advice from a small mouse. ‘If you are having a tough day and worrying, take a cuppa and sit outside a while and see the good things happening. Spring came, the birds are singing, the flowers say hello. Take a deep breath and plan for some kind action if needed’

sam has come back from the natural history museum in an even more mixed up mood than she went out in. but she is laughing about the "easy" route google maps suggested she use to cycle to brixton, and she got us cayk. she is ok. and so is this!

is this like the wicker man?

oh look, its sam after she managed to get into a bookshop unsupervised

WHY ON EARTH DOES SAM THINK THIS TERRIFYING THING IS "COOL!!"???

now i am wondering what yoda sounds like in latin

sam has hiccups. "do you need us to surprise you?" asks flopsy. "yes please," replies sam flopsy:

george george george george will victoria

right then. OOOH! it tells you where each letter is if you hover over them too! science.nasa.gov/mission/land...

10 things i hate about grogu

the polar bear is in the fridge i repeat the polar bear is in the fridge

i know the feeling lukas

someone put all the banananananas in the bananananana loaf so we are having many good cups of tea instead of a couple of dackuiris (?) in his honour. also: ook.

bananananana loaf cooling ready for the #cayktunnel! there is also more blondie, and er, some pasta bake. i am not so sure that is for us, sam

we do this ourselves. or rather, we get tog to do it for us, because they are much more energetic and sam cannot stay mad at them.

this is why i do not go to our local park

it is stuff like this - longer than two london buses! - that makes me not believe sam when she says octopuses are cool.

HURRAAAAAAH!

JIMBO!!!

update. we know the blondies have gone BUT WE CANNOT FIND THE CHEESY SHORTBREADS

there is an awful lot of oven noise today. sadly some of it appears to be destined for birthday friends, but i am told there will be cheesy things staying here at the end of it all. if you like cheesy snackages, switch your cayk tunnel to its savoury setting.

someone has been sneaking bits of my pudding.

some day we will find it the rainbow connection the lovers the dreamers and me

*shakes bsky device again* is this thing on?

Here you go, Bluesky.

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BLOOOOONDIES! darker than usual because sam used dark brown sugar as well as light brown and normal, white chocolate chunks buried in each bit, lots to go around.

i like that the fence around them is comically short by their standards.

sam has been baking blondies. when she does them with white chocolate chunks they are safe for me to eat, hurrah! so of course she has dumped a load of mini eggs in this batch. "they are a birthday present!" she says. "i will do safe ones separately!" WHEN, sam? when?

i clicked on this from the story about the not-actually-an-ancient-octopus and i did not know how tiny they were. i think we may have to extend TINY FROGS OF DEATH to cover other very small and cute ANIMALS OF DEATH too.

it has finally arrived! DIBS

as approved by sam, and @daffodilmallet.bsky.social and their hooms.

*orders a packet of foxes glacier hippos to slurp on while staring meaningfully at @cuddlyhippo.bsky.social*

i cannot think who this reminds me of

Daily bunny no.3282 goes planet-hopping

"can polar bears eat frogs?" tog asks.