Holy shit. RIP to an absolute gorilla

This is more juice than what it took to get Marty back to the future

Chuck Norris died holding back the stars like Radahn apnews.com/article/mete...

Buy our video game!!!!!! So we can make more of them! And possibly a little more of this one!?

My 10 year old daughter popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. She asked about the war and the families I met in Wallachia. I looked at her and said, 'Simon died for you. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a revived Dracula.'

Ok, I know I shouldn't be picky at this point, but if your "meet the team" page is a list of AI images, I'm not applying for your jobs

You know, I think we really could use a big, weird, expensively-made Guyver reboot

Are you a game developer who wants to share some words, good or bad, with Kotaku about DLSS5? Well, DM me! Or shoot me an email via [email protected] Indie dev/AAA dev/former dev/hobby dev/etc I don't care. If you make games and have opinions on DLSS 5 let me know.

Very interesting/ terrible

A meteor created a sonic boom in Cleveland and I never thought the world would end on this Highest of Holy Days

I welcome our leprechaun overlords

Haven't completely absorbed the patch notes yet, but what they've done to Lids is a mob hit. An absolute assassination

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Yeah what is up with the sound here

Is it me or are a whole lot of these Oscar jokes not even close to landing?

My kid says she's over KPDH, but she lept like a gazelle when it won't just now

Wow

Compliment: Conan channeling Dave rn

Ok, after 6+ years of Arknights I should at least try Endfield, right?

Dynamic pricing is definitely coming to a Whole Foods near you

Oh my There was a dude in the gym with a SOTN shirt on and it wasn't me

Critics of just about anything: Please retire the word "clunky"

Guys only want one thing: to watch my stream a Castlevania game. Let's play Aria of Sorrow at 12pm EST twitch.tv/johnnypants7

Lugubrious!

It's Mar10 Day, and that seems as good a reason as any to post a thread of the notable Super Mariology studies I've been doing on Thrilling Tales of Old Video Games. First up: SMB2 was made *after SMB3. That's why it looks better. www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/super-m...

Know what's still good? Hyper Light Drifter

As a person that loves both KOF and booze, this cannot possibly be good

Heck yeah

Yo, any Marathon playing mutual game press folks want to create a group chat somewhere (Discord) so we have people to ping when creating a group? Or if such a group exists, invite me. lol

Guys, I'm watching this press conference and I can't understand a word of this. What the fuck is actually being discussed

Hrmmmmmm

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

No stream today. Your boy's gotta go get some new glasses

Swerving a little bit, these are my 9 favorite Metroidvanias off the top of my head. There's some recency bias here

With GDC only a few days away, I added @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social's brilliant gaming union zine/explainer to archive.org. The previous host for the PDF added a monthly subscription. Please feel free to print and share as you wish!

Never forget: Alien Kung Fu

Hmmm. Ok.

So no written test I'm thinking

Macbeth, Midsummer, The Tempest in that order

"why is the retro market cooked" because this brain trust is controlling the prices when they can't even tell the difference between Fatal Fury 3 and AOF3. "Rage of the Dragons I think is a platformer?" _brother_ youtu.be/9eAuNtJTPvQ

Good at editing footage? (This could work for those in games looking for a stabler field!)

Required reading

Sadly, no streams today. Don't worry, though, I can lose at Tekken tomorrow at 12pm EST

If you’re part of the Pokémon competitive scene and can speak to how Champions’ limitations and subscription model may affect VGC moving forward and want to talk about it for a Kotaku story, reach out here or at [email protected]. RTs appreciated!

Join us as we gaze into our navels and discuss how you can like a game that you hate to play

I never thought I'd be the kind of man that cared deeply about the plot of John Wick, but here I am, several movies later

What are the various reasons the Trump administration has articulated for the attack on Iran? Iran interfered in US elections Was working on nuclear weapons Iran started a "forever war" against the United States Iran about to attack the US What else? (provide sources if you can).

Once again.