Watching Undercover Miss Hong, and I do think that I'm going to *need* her to snog pretty Albert ... ... to throw off suspicion, right ... In front of the douchey ex, for preference I'm only up to ep.6, don't spoiler me!!

Banning AI for primary school children is FAR more necessary than banning social media for under-16s.

OMG I replied to a post which came up on my feed, with a screenshot of the amusing juxtaposition of that post with the next in my timeline.... holy shit ... ive got over 70 likes ... and also reposts?? Dudes ... I'm not mentally prepared to deal with these constant notifications 😄😄

Just found a "spare" packet of Ginger nuts ... this is how I plan to complete the last 2 hours of my work day

As long as the pride flag causes outrage we need pride.

quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

I love my beautiful little man ... even when he wants to climb up, when I'm supposed to be working 😄

TFW you're having a small whinge about the chronic-illness routine of 8hrs work followed by 15hrs sleep ... and your supervisor blithely says "oh, sounds like bliss ... wish *I* could do that" You know the feeling? ... sheer, blinding , dick-punch-a-bitch, rage ... right

"Do you even lift?" Yeah, I lift my depression-laden flesh prison from bed every morning and haul it around all day.

I just want what every girl wants: donuts, pants with pockets and equal rights for everyone

No Wash, no watch.

I want to work at a cat cafe, not as a barista but as a cat.

A tiny flower of hope for you 🐈‍⬛🌼

Brits: Please scream. This is a Labour govt proposing to hand the property of individual British workers to largely US corporations. @davidpintod.bsky.social

Turning off the drama for now. We have reached the midway point, our romantic leads are happily besotted; ergo disaster is bound to appear within the next 2 or 3 episodes, and then the tear-jerking will begin. I just don't have the energy for it, so let them continue to be happy overnight 😄

Cillian ... hot, *and* principled? ... such a babe 😍

To make a bad analogy it’s like holding back the hands of the guy your mate just punched and then claiming you’re not getting involved and just defending your mate.

I've had this watch for at least 2 years ... only discovered today that I can wind on the calendar separate to the time!! 😂

I think you mean “panicking immigrants” Ms Oakshott?

"War, right from the beginning, is already a defeat, always (2024)." #PopeFrancis #PrayForPeace

Labour leadership completely baffled why voters are turning to the Greens for ** checks notes** traditional Labour values. 🤨

BRB ... figuring out how I can afford to move to Jersey or IOM within the next 10 years

Gee, I do hope this works 😁

Chart from previous repost, now with alt-text

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

Just fyi these nice folks are the source of this video. You can toss them a couple of $$ and keep these kitties rich in cardboard.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

In case you’re awake but not quite ready.🐾🤍

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Avenge this silly nonsense by going here: rnli.org/pages/ig/new...

Imagine living on a planet with kittens and starry skies and and sandwiches and choosing to spend your time terrorizing people.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Oh this is a fun game .... as a middle aged adult I don't like this at all!

Aliens came, aliens saw, aliens noped the hell outta there! 🤣

Good news: Total forensic immolation of New Labour live on national television for months, with one prominent former official after another hauled out to be roasted Very bad news: National Front government in 2029 with total power to do whatever the hell it wants

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

Hey, remember the drive not to exterminate all the bees? It's still a thing! Look at allllll these bees, and feel bad! 😁

I'd put myself in Green Keynsian, hoping to move into Post Growth one day

Resistance is futile? Huh? These asshats wish they were the Borg

Dear Internet, I have folded my laundry and put it away. Thereby performing 1 (one) adulting! Please provide the requisite external validation 😄

Mate, I could have won the last election for Labour, and so could any of our cats

spicy hot take but anyone with enough money to be paying inheritance tax should absolutely be paying inheritance tax. it does not apply to a majority of Brits

A thought ... you see a lot of discourse on (I do anyway) "movies which are red flags when they're a guy's fave/whole character " ... you know Fight Club, Starship Troopers, Wolf of Wall Street etc But I'd like to see something similar on women's faves that are warning signs

Last night, whilst sleeping, i was trying to spell out an address in German .. so now I'm sharing this so everyone *else* can have the german alphabet song in their heads! 😄 youtu.be/zxQXEyMMC0E?...

Starmer finding that place in a Venn Diagram where he manages to annoy allies without defeating enemies

They did the Scottish Parliament for £400m and it was delayed by a few years and over budget and looks fab. Don't tell me you need more than £3bn to do a proper national Parliament

Every day is a gift. Wait no... every day is a grift. Existence is a scam. We're all getting played

I literally *just* spent money with you ... why now email me every g-d day!!

notopalantir.goodlawproject.org Mine is, and I'd rather they not!