Aslan is on the move

This is how to honor teachers.

If you don't want to be accused of racism, don't vote for a fucking racist, this isn't exactly rocket science my dudes thehill.com/homenews/cam...

One thing we won’t be doing is gatekeeping the left. I see so many “don’t talk to me about Target if you haven’t been boycotting xyz this whole time.” Something is better than nothing! You don’t have to do it all perfectly, and expecting liberal purity is antithetical to real change.

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

Empathy for ALL isn’t radical. Compassion for ALL isn’t radical. Loving without conditions isn’t radical. It is literally just how Jesus Christ lived. If you’re a Christian and you’re mad at a pastor for reminding you to do these things, I have some news for you…

This is Saige. She is curled up into a perfect little ball. As you do when you are a perfect little girl. 12/10 (IG: minidoxiesaige)

The energy we’re bringing into 2025.

FUN FACT TIME!!!! #autism #inauguration

I’m a much better person with carbs in my diet.

Has anyone ever seen him pet a dog

Seems like some people watch The Sound of Music and think "those sneaky Von Trapps, just you wait."

How tall is he

Filled with rage but forced to send my emails

The only people who have absolutely no hand in this are Black people.

How are birds not cold

Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.

I completely understand TikTok creators being upset that they are losing income. I don’t understand being upset at Dems when Trump & Rs are the ones who started this. Now they suddenly reverse their position to enrich themselves. Wake up, open your eyes, you’re being conned.

My mental health is crumbling with the fall of our hyper-capitalist society under our crusty octegenarian govt bowing to genuinely horrible billionaires, AMA

Friendly reminder as he tries to play the hero: Trump started all of this in 2020.

This may be a very Severance-forward account for a bit, apologies. But also, THIS SHOW IS SO DANG GOOD!!!! #severance

This TikTok scam by Trump is really something. In a few days, we will be hearing from Trump about how he “saved Tik Tok” & “brought it back.” He literally created the problem by calling for a ban. Rs pass a law. It gets banned. It goes dark for a day or 2, then Trump “saves” it.

Man, the TT is just a massive bummer! I’m so glad to still have some of you here 💕 who else should I follow from RunTok? #tiktokrefugee

Happy #Severance day to all who celebrate!

In the waiting room before a mammogram. There is a man in here absolutely SMACKING his gum I am now EAGER TO GET CALLED BACK FOR A MAMMOGRAM

Come for the Pride. Stay for the Prejudice.

Calling all #runners: please gimme your treadmill survival tips!! What shows are we watching to keep the dread at bay #running #treadmill #slowrunners

Looking for #runner friends who: 🐢 think all runners belong 🐢 don’t pace-shame 🐢 cheer on other runners 🐢 love crushing goals together 🐢 hate geese 🐢 love a lil post-run treat