Imagine seeing the fucking kaiju of a man that is Alan Ritchson and thinking “I should throw myself in front of his bike and push him off twice, that will go well for me.”

I shaved my face for the first time in YEARS and I had forgotten the feel of air on my cheeks and jaw. I also look so baby faced now.

I really like that they gave the audience those light stick things for the Golden performance. I like to think some Oscar winning actors were rocking out with them. You KNOW Michael B Jordan was.

Because my brain is dumb, ever since Wuthering Heights came out and people have been talking about Heathcliff, I have had the Heathcliff song stuck in my head.

Unclench your jaw. Drink some water or have a nice soothing cup of tea. Listen to that audiobook you wanted to finish. Curl up with your pet and tell them how much you love them as you give them cuddles. Make it a habit to find ways to treat yourself kindly in spite of a world that refuses to.

got another "i wish i could draw" comment this week and i am yelling the same thing i am always yelling: drawing is a technical skill. it's teachable and learnable and it is never "too late" to start picking it up

I’m sad tonight.

They're hoping we'll forget about this in a few months and that we'll resubscribe to Nitro so they can get back their funding for this nonsense. Cancel yours and do not forget about this.

Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

You could not pay me to watch that fat, ugly loser ramble on about the state of anything.

Nothing like getting your first page flatted, realizing it just doesn’t work and going back to thumbnail. Sure, I could just say good enough and move on. But I want people to actually read my comic. If the first page doesn’t grab them…they won’t.

Whoever is casting the Sonic movies deserves a goddamned raise.

After a few years off, I am relaunching my comic. I’ve updated a few things but it’ll still be the same goobers fighting ghosts, ghouls, goblins and gods. Here’s the cover for the first arc: Orientation Daze! I might make a few light tweaks before the comic goes live but I think it’s pretty good!

After a few years off, I am relaunching my comic. I’ve updated a few things but it’ll still be the same goobers fighting ghosts, ghouls, goblins and gods. Here’s the cover for the first arc: Orientation Daze! I might make a few light tweaks before the comic goes live but I think it’s pretty good!

A summary of the big three dating apps from worst to best as a man in his 40s: Tinder: A person liked you! They will never show up on your feed now so the only way you will see them is to pay us! In fact, if you want to do anything other that just impotently swipe, you need to pay us!

NEW DUNGEONS AND DADDIES JUST DROPPED. FUCK YOU GUYS, I’M GOING ON A GRANDPA SPACE ADVENTURE!

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Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real

The irony of the Seahawks (a football team with Native American Iconography) beating the “Patriots” in one of the gayest locations in the country (SF Bay Area) with performances by a Latin American Artist (Bad Bunny) and an anti-gov punk rock band (Green Day). It’s like the stars aligned on this one

Wish it had been a shut out. Would have been a good year for the first shut out Super Bowl. But I guess we can’t have EVERYTHING. Super glad the Seahawks won!

what a shot

Also the production on this Half Time show is AMAZING.

WAS THAT PEDRO PASCAL?!

When I wrote Section 230 I did so knowing it would be critical for protecting free speech online. 30 years later and it’s one of the last things standing in the way of Republican censorship of the internet. Here’s to many more years of defending this vital safeguard of free speech.

I like that Daniel Radcliffe has decided to go full goober.

Hey now. You deserve SO much better than Pepsi.

🎶 It starts with sorry 🎶 #sirpentious #hazbinhotel

I just saw an ad for Dunkin Donuts starring Megan Thee Stallion with dark red hair wearing a 80’s style aerobics leotard and I’m just sitting here wondering how an ad could have been any more targeted at me.

A thumbnail for the cover for the first arc. I’m pretty happy with it but what do you guys think?

The new Muppet Show was great and I hope it gets a series order.

Some day, I want to commission all my art friends to do drawings for me. Y’all are so goddamned talented and I want to both financially support you and see how you would draw my characters.

The stone has passed. I was gonna name it Dwayne as it was a rock that came from my Johnson. But it was overly long, pretty painful, had a lot of grunting and really only came together at the end. So I have named it “Matt Reeve’s The Batman” 🤪

Kidney Stones FUCKING SUCK. Had to go to the ER on Wednesday I was in so much pain. Got told I have a 4mm stone 2cm from my bladder so I’m waiting to pass. I think it’s in my bladder now and based on the frequency and burning, about to come out but FUCK ME.

I am very close to relaunching my comic. I have a script I’m happy with, the fist chapter laid out and ready to start penciling. The last thing I’m trying to decide on is the name. When I first came up with the idea, it was just David’s story and I called it “Archangel”.

I will be officially offering commissions of these soon! Giving myself a little bit of a breather for these but waitlist for a couple of these are being accepted! :D

I’ve been working on my style between writing chapters. Still need to get my feet less wonky but I like everything else.

Everybody start eating hotdogs NOW 🌭

I did the Rosalina pout. It just looked fun to do, plus I don't do so many headshots. 🌟⭐️🩵

𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 1-𝘜𝘱 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭~ 🎶🎵❤️

Tri-Brigade Ferrijit the Barren Blossom ◀◣ Tri-Brigade Kitt ☆☆

[OC] 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝘄. Very last-minute Halloween costume. Happy Halloween! 👽🎃🟥

𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 🦇🦇💜 BONUS: With funny faces she makes when hit.

𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦! 🟥⬛️🌸

𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥. 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘳. 🖤💙💜

𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘩𝘦𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘴. 😇🖕✨

BREAKING: Portland, Oregon mayor calls on ICE to end operations in the city after 2 people were shot by federal agents

Ok. Reworked the opening. Just need to go through the script to make sure my changes don’t contradict or create redundancies. But I’m MUCH happier with the more focused starting chapter. I also came up with the volume and chapter names.

You shouldn’t avoid protesting from fear of martial law, they should fear getting to the point that they’ll need to implement it. Don’t police your reactions, police their actions. They are the criminals not you.

Here’s the problem: I don’t believe the conformitygate thing. I think most of the things are just coincidences or people looking too deeply at things. But that fucking dial was grey in the first episode and red in the fifth one and it is FUCKING BOTHERING ME SO MUCH.