“You’ve encountered Assassin Hitori! What will you do?” _________________________ Commission for @/pernablade #oc #commission #originalcharacter

When you and the boys link up for evil (we are going to KBBQ) @crantime.bsky.social @woobslooby.bsky.social @crompledong.bsky.social

Welcome back to the State Starter Project! The next state we’re droppin in on is Nebraska!! ✈️ Without further ado, your starters are: 🌱 Chimaize 🔥 Stakalf 💧 Goobear Which little guy are YOU 🫵 choosing? #fakemon

got complimented on my calves being big and defined gonna ride that high all day

WHAT

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Also, heads up that I am open for one more of these on Vgen as I am > O N E < commission away to being verified, if anyone requests one today I will guarantee a delivery by Friday Please consider if you're able!! #vgen #commissions

Explaining 9/11 to non-Americans: “Okay so imagine some hamburgers…”

I can't watch sports without getting rock hard. It's the fucking gambling ads. When I was a teen the only place you'd see a gambling ad was on porn sites. Years and years of porn and gambling ads have pavloved me into a very specific hell of my own making

I been cookin a lot lately

Had a dream that there was a new Pikmin game, but it was a "shadow of the colossus"-like and you fought these gargantuan plant-mutant humans that were left behind in the pikmin post-apocalyptic world

Oh what’s this? 👀

Been a while since I’ve done one of these! #fakemon

“Come follow me into the dark With your heart as the ark Which shall shine you the way” #deltarune

Something is shining through the darkness. #deltarune #art

My boys didn't make the cut for the top 20 BUT i still had fun making em regardless! Lots of really cool entries and the top 20 are real solid contenders! #MegaManDO #designarobotmaster

So, who’s everybody choosing for their WiWa adventures? #pokemon

Chat, is he cooked? (comm for @axolotlerror.bsky.social) #art #pokemon

Happy 30th…STAAAAARS! #residentevil

So, GACHIAKUTA has been on the brain lately. #art #GACHIAKUTA

Alchemist Crow is up to something in their laboratory! (comm for @alchemistcrow.bsky.social) #commission #art

what the fuck do you mean Starfox Direct

Been a while since I’ve done one of these! #fakemon

Encountered bootleg Luffy in the wild

10 DAYS left until GAMEOVERSE lands

summer is a godless season

The world is mine #hatsunemiku #vocaloid #art #illustration #fanart

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Oh what’s this? 👀

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Had a doctors appt this morning, been a hot minute since i've seen em and since i've had any meds (ya boy has heart problems and is type 2). Much to everyone's shock - including me - I actually lost roughly 25 lbs and my glucose levels are moderate despite lacking meds for 5 months.

Alchemist Crow is up to something in their laboratory! (comm for @alchemistcrow.bsky.social) #commission #art

So apparently my rice cooker was easy to fix because SHE LIVES!!!! And I made musubi to test and make sure the rice cooked okay

10 years you’ve given me delicious sustenance. R.I.P. my friend.

So, GACHIAKUTA has been on the brain lately. #art #GACHIAKUTA

still thinking about this like it was so stupid how loud this dudes radio was lmao his windows were up, MY windows were up, i had music playing and I could STILL hear his dumb fucking bullshit being blasted.

I’m sitting in this parking lot rn and this dude I’m parked next to is listening to the most obnoxious far right radio on full fucking blast just nothing but chuds yelling/whining at each other about leftists and how “comedy is under attack” because folks can’t make offensive jokes anymore lmao

Dawg every time i'm gone a whole day this site manages to shit itself lmao wdym I might have to go back to miserable ass shitter if this place can't manage to stay functional

Man i love spinning meat

Their fate lies in YOUR 🫵 hands! The poll is over on my Instagram, go vote NOW!

i've been away all day what did i miss

Sure why not

Artist! Quote with your blue art! There’s definitely blue here 😅

Okay here's a pokemon one for the gang

seems its about that time of year

Wife: "Babe, we gotta finish this gallon of milk by tonight it expires tomor-" Me, who's about to chug the whole thing:

lowkey, we gotta do something about folks that consume media in the most unhealthiest ways because its just gotten worse with each passing year Like i know it's been like this for decades (i.e. star wars nerds) but it's wild i'd rather be surrounded by sports fanatics than fans of TADC

My wife, just now: "yeah my friend made me watch Ip man 1 and Ip man 2 once" Me, whipping around: "wait so you haven't seen-" Wife: "I DON'T WANT TO WATCH IP MAN 3"

the icon || the artist || the work 🌭

Marios Movie 3 Your move Nintendo