At least, unlike most of you, I'm being paid to keep an eye on Eurovision. There's that.

I spoke to British two-time discus champ Kirsty Law after a Heathrow 'meet and greet' parking service took her car for a joyride while she was away - and left condoms in the armrest mol.im/a/15818327

A vital, troubling read: the truth about Samuel Leeds and his £20m 'financial freedom cult' fortune www.dailymail.co.uk/money/articl...

From last week: Sega sent a private detective after a collector who bought dev kits and prototype games it left in its old office in Chiswick. Does it warrant a criminal investigation - or is Sega in the wrong? www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

cool thanks

Scotland.

We've all done it, right? A Labour councillor has denied knowing his brother was a drug-dealing fugitive from justice - after going to his wedding in Pakistan four years after he was first arrested: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

i should finish hollow knight

is there a term for this dreary, soulless illustration style you see in planning applications? dullcore? soulsap?

Big fan of @thenightlyau's approach to headlines on neo-Nazis. thenightly.com.au/editions/202...

Spoke w/ @jonbrady.bsky.social for this @dailymail.co.uk piece about #AI #influencers, discussing the precarity of (human) creator work. I argue that bypassing creators via sanitised & unattainable AI influencers dismisses the efforts & creativity of their labour www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Horrible to see protesters gang up on journalists like this who are just doing their job - rightly condemned by @nujofficial.bsky.social today dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Driv3r actor Michael Madsen has died www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar...

Q: Where does Tom Daley like to drink on nights out? A: Dive bars thank you good night

The big push for blood donors in the press today is working! Went to book and there's a 31-minute queue for the booking portal. Don't mind waiting. Incredible stuff #NHSblood

Some more public service journalism. A survey of 2,000 British people has led to the conclusion that this is the true North-South divide, snaking around the West Midlands before cutting across to East Anglia. Why? Chips.

Some more public service journalism. A survey of 2,000 British people has led to the conclusion that this is the true North-South divide, snaking around the West Midlands before cutting across to East Anglia. Why? Chips.

I went to visit @lancspolice.bsky.social to find out what makes them Britain's most technologically advanced police force. And somehow wedged in references to Robocop.

I went to the Reform pub. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

As Lilo and Stitch hits cinemas today, I spoke to some film analysts to work out whether Disney's ailing remake strategy can be salvaged: mol.im/a/14591443 via @dailymail.co.uk

More broken cars: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

I went to the Reform pub. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Hey remember that time a bunch of losers got mad at a lady who made a video game about depression and it led to several thousand federal employees losing their jobs

Exclusive: Laurence Fox to appear in court next week charged with encouraging people on social media to vandalise ULEZ cameras in London www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article... via @dailymail.co.uk

he just doesn't miss

The perils of buying a car-as-software: meet the Fisker Ocean owner who has been left with a 2.5tonne paperweight after her car packed in AND the company went under (by me for @dailymail.co.uk) www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

The directors of a firm handed up to £700million a year by the Home Office to house asylum seekers in hotels paid themselves and shareholders £45million over 12 months - by me for @dailymail.co.uk: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article... @refugeeaction.bsky.social

'It's all just the c-word, the f-word, the w-word - it wears you down eventually' - I had a quick chat with @thejeremyvine.bsky.social on why he's no longer sharing cycling videos online www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

STOP what you are doing, find some headphones or a secluded location, and watch this. I am crying with laughter and admiration at an idea seen through to its (nearly) bitter end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD3Q... Sound--as they say--on.

EXCLUSIVE: Laurence Fox's complaint against TV star Narinder Kaur is dropped by police after he accused her of making 'criminal allegation' in row over 'upskirting' photo www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Hi BlueSky. Here’s a peachy sky.

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

I drove the road-legal golf carts you can hire in Fulham for less than a Lime bike: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Our Annual Report for 2024 is now live at bit.ly/MVT2024. If you work in live music in any capacity - you HAVE to read this.

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

A lovely romantic photo of Glasgow Central - just before Avanti cancelled my train

'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea but all the lyrics are 'i'm driving home for christmas'.

By me with colleague Arthur Parashar: Who is living in the £27m Mayfair mansion owned by Assad's uncle? mol.im/a/14177447

Christmas food has gone too far

These London train delays are getting ridiculous

A fine turnout at the Gregg Wallace convention yesterday

I’m at the WDF World Darts Championship and my main observation is that the mostly male audience will talk incessantly throughout the women’s games and fall deathly silent during the men’s

A Saturday morning exclusive: Ex-Harrods security guard Rav Wilding has distanced himself from an old Channel 5 documentary that was repeated last night praising Mohamed Al Fayed - in which he said the alleged sex predator was 'great to work for'.

Big fan of this pub that lists prime ministers on the wall but just gave up at Theresa May

Big fan of this pub that lists prime ministers on the wall but just gave up at Theresa May

The Standard has just published an article called 'The downfall of the Guardian' after sacking its paper staff and moving to a weekly magazine. Glass houses. www.standard.co.uk/business/gua...

I’ve been taking part in Movember in memory of my dad. If anyone feels like popping over £20 for my pathetic attempt at facial topiary today, Pringles will lop in another £20. Cheers 🥸 uk.movember.com/mospace/1523...

Is this like Twitter back in 2012? If so: I want you all to know I've just had some breakfast.

Consumer group sues Apple for £3billion over 'rip-off' iCloud storage mol.im/a/14079573 via @dailymail.co.uk

Saying in my very quiet voice that Vocaloid producers do this routinely so people can share covers of themselves singing the songs