The dog doesn't want to go out in the rain. Neither does the human.

It'll happen when I'm trying to be an extrovert in a gaggle of extroverts. "Hey, Hal," someone says, "you're on fire tonight." Of course, I know that's not me, and when that realization hits, a switch turns. I introspect. My mood changes. Caprice, you might say. I call it normal. #vss365

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According to Scripture I will not give you more than you can endure in My opinion

No one knows why the world is the way it is There are theories there are bunny rabbits there are caves There are hunches there are whales there are oceans There are designations there are dogs there is rain But no one knows why this poem is the way it is

“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.”

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Such a stupid, dangerous asshole.

The @washingtonpost.com story on Tylenol & autism leaves out a MAJOR 2.5M sibling-controlled study of children in Denmark, which "found no evidence that acetaminophen use during pregnancy was associated with children’s risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Relique here he lies blessing the dust with closed hands

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some kid outside has been having some sort meltdown for at least 5 minutes now and I get it let it out, lil fren

The world won't fit inside a box or wear a pair of comfy crocs It likes the sun on every day Although the dark will have its way The moon is fan that hangs around while shapely clouds make whooshy sound The folks on land are noisy eggs whose fins are gone, they now have legs

The moon is full of many things of men, perhaps, and diamond rings There could be cheddar in all the craters with sour cream for baked potaters Ye astronauts now tell me true: If moon is cheese, please say it's bleu #vss365

I tried to believe but I couldn't believe My heart and my mind on this are aligned

Next time, can we try a Speaker who isn’t eager for the rapture?

The spider said 'Perhaps' and I in all caps didn't trust its vacillations and its moral calculations #vss365

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Slowing down,. Not absolute zero down. Just down in the traditional sense, not molecular, as has been previously reported.

It's hard to be you when me is all I do

Pants are like ants they both rhyme with dance

Sarah Andersen, contemporary US cartoonist and illustrator #womensart

I wish I were smart I hear it's an art like painting a thing that somehow will ring the bell of the witty I don't know that ditty but I oft will wear pants and cultivate plants who rise in the sun then grow legs and run which always malnourishes with ungrateful little flourishes

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

I know it's a moment I believe it's a thing so i start to respond then the phone starts to ring #Truestory

News fatigue. It's a thing.

The president also announced he is awarding the world his presence.

I'm told easy is this day who came and went without a care another page Is this life, I wondered here for a spell nonchalant and mortal going away like a Tuesday Decant the wine fill the cup to the brim and do it with flair the leaves will adorn the air

I retreat when I write indulging the peace the knowing what's next is now within reach

great shadows recall sunlit afternoons the porch swings the shadows extending until everything cools and the sunrise warming the steps concrete and otherwise my bare feet skipping along change is everything under the sun why is anything ever done

Believe it or not, anyone can have a disabled child. It is not a personal failing. It is not a thing people bring on themselves. Disability is normal part of being human. Society could do a better job of accepting this & set up communities in a way that acknowledges this fact of life.

I left a corporate job that paid a 6 figure salary to drive a fuel tanker simply because I realised I didn't have the slightest fucking clue what the point of my reports and spreadsheets was. My friends and family genuinely think I'm unwell, but I'm fine.

Running into a lot of Kirk fans in one of my social media feeds. Some are expected. Many are unexpected. All of them are disappointing. Their apparent unwillingness to dig a little deeper is very strong, which makes me wonder if I scratch their surface...

Billy Collins from Musical Tables

The medieval knights of yore Were happy with everything war They longed to go fight each day and each night removing the k heretofore #limerick

Wine Spectator said, "If you enjoy something confusing, this sub $10 find will lead you down a labyrinth that is sure to remove proteins from your frontal lobes and redistribute them to unsecured areas of your parietal lobe that require a visa."

with greatest of care she inhales and she exhales the air lock opens #ScifaikuSaturday #haiku

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Someone knows their scriptures.

The Tiger

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Riley Fanning. #NewYorkerCartoons

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I rode the back of the bus when it was dictated by law. This ain't my first rodeo with hate. I'm not gonna sit on my ass while it all happens again and whatnot.

Shocked but not surprised to learn how many ~titans of industry~ who probably think of themselves as brave ballsy businessmen are actually cowardly pieces of shit when it counts.

All this for a historically unpopular president.

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“No,” said Frog.

I am sideways the feet first and foremost shuffling, I am a crab who moves this eye who moves that eye seeing the past and future declaring the divinity I will move me in a miraculous ballet but to pirouette I don't get