Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable

Potassium Deficiency Why is the adoration of skin so close to a sin an analysis would say it's an absence of k

Bouquet. Detail from an old painting in my Universal Anxiety Protection Suit series.

Morning.

Psychopath goons loathe party balloons

I miss you,/and worse, I want to say it the way another poet would. -Chloe Honum, from The Lantern Room

Every bad snake will hiss "Come close for a kiss" Be wary of this Be wary of this It's more of a bite Both final and slight You'll slip into night You'll slip into night #vss365

Happy Valentine's Day

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Let's fill this lacuna not later, but soonah with slices of tuna at eclipse à la luna #vss365

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Crockett slays. Fuckin A

Sitting here wondering what Bondi is doing tonight

In the end there will be darkness or light one of them is right But which one? I guess we'll know when we're done #vss365

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I met the dark upon a lark The lark protested thus I divested #vss365

Thread.

It is a moral failing of biblical proportions by the the biblical elite.

SHIT > BONDI

The Tango If you tango there is a touch sometimes it's firm but not too much There's also gaze a smolder stern it fills the face at every turn Each foot is bold and clad in black Protect yourself when they attack Takes two to tango is what they say but if there's three we say 'Olay!' #vss365

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I did the math I ran the calculation I did the numbers I ran an evaluation I checked the boxes I crossed the t's All the time I wondered did I ever seize those days?

who doesn't ache, eh? or mourn? the passing of air through the porch chimes the store door opening someone is coming in, welcome someone is leaving, goodbye a sunset will tell you as will a sunrise it can get so dark and bright I try to remember a face a familiar but it doesn't ring #vss365

Octopuses 🐙 have been wandering in the oceans for 296 million years. They have three hearts and blue blood and are amazing #MondayMorning

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I reply with my signature at the bottom as if it carries weight

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

The Consecration of Bread giving thanks this day for polyester and pop David Gates be praised #haiku

Eventually, I'll wake up and the snow will be gone. That'll be nice.

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Being a painting on the wall is nice being seen by people who have time on their side rhey sit on the black leather bench dreaming of what they'll have for lunch and then until I appear, the distraction, the still life with apples and they go to the cafeteria and ask for a sandwich

"This one has a fine brown coat," the trader said. "I dunno." "How bout this horse?" It was a black stallion, intimidating and impressive. "Dark is nice, but I'm in the mood for something..." and his bony finger pointed to the pale horse. "Well, Mr. Death," said the trader, "you're in luck." #vss365

weather report— I imagine the rain finding its roof #haiku #poetry

The wounds were wound with pronunciation tuned or pronunciation found depending on the sound #vss365

Sunsets, when packaged and delivered properly, don't require a signature. Open at once and enjoy it promptly before it is no longer available at your visible horizon. Sharing sunsets with friends is encouraged though not always necessary because watching a sunset by yourself can also be lovely.

Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.

Written While Waiting in Line All houses are haunted nowadays with the insides remaining unexplained The closets crowded and it's a wonder anything can be found Once, in the kitchen, my coffee shook spilling itself willingly Every drop a story of where it grew up and where it met the end

I miss Carol Sturka. Please come back soon, Carol, unless it makes you happy which we all know would spell doom for the human race.

Oh, I didn't know he covered the Pixies?

But a letter in yr writing Doesn’t mean yr not dead So bloody yr hands On a cactus tree Wipe it on yr dress And send it to me youtu.be/qFCDKYCevYs

Red I know red stop stop on red stop please don't bleed the blood flow but a flood has other ideas pouring a pitcher full of tomatoes, Texas Pete, bricks, blushing, saffron, swearing, lollipops, roses, hearts hearts Hearts HEARTS always hearts Red I know red #vss365

woke up this morning with this song playing in my head youtu.be/zSzlqr_MyTc?...

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It was a beautiful day something I've seen before and I remember the awful day something I've seen before like the day I checked my watch and realized this time is different

Tell me you're a piece of shit without saying you're a piece of shit. Wow.

“Once upon a time,” said Frog, “there were two good friends, a frog and a toad.”

What numbers shall leaders release into air Ones plucked, perhaps, from mysterious place Something tall, something bigly, they do not care Just number at large their more faithful will chase The faithful will say it's the hook for their hat Yet no hat has a hook on a fictional stat #SemiSonnet