Translation: they are proposing a bill that says you cannot under any circumstances use a computer for any purpose without allowing the United States government continuous monitoring and a backdoor

One of the most brazenly corrupt events in history will take place tomorrow when Jared Kushner represents the U.S. in critical negotiations with Iran to end the war while he accepts millions in fees (and billions in investments) from the Saudi gov’t which has been lobbying Trump to continue the war

RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype

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The closet he’s been to looking and sounding like Dr. Evil.

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

The only thing Elvis and Trump have in common is, they both prefer 14 year olds.

i don’t think i would do any pedophile stuff even if it helped the fbi. but i guess that’s where the president and i disagree

Who *enjoys * seeing Trey Gowdy on their screen? bsky.app/profile/just...

Yes, the stakes here are large. Very large.

here's a death you can actually mourn www.whec.com/top-news/roc...

The Rebel Alliance 😳

trump is a primitive accumulation monster dad doing a family annihilation on the whole country

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

An Oklahoma woman that’s a registered Republican has been charged with voting twice. thechronicle.news/duncan-woman...

Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check. What I’m saying is we can go harder.

POV: You’re dying

Has Biden pardoned his son, yet? Seriously, if there's ONE THING I would do in my final weeks as President, it would be to pardon my child for a crime that harmed literally nobody.

p361 End time-based and occupation-based student loan forgiveness.

p482 Eliminate the Head Start program.

No, they just lost one of their guys.

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