Or make it appeal to 90s kids and add video pop ups, like VH1

I once again reiterate my plea as a 57 year old white man ... I need a ticker across the bottom of the screen telling me who performers at sports half time/pre-game shows are!!! Heck, we give y'all down & distance & first down lines ... help us old white dudes out!!!

That *was* Madonna. She needs to go lie down.

I’m only here for Sesame Street

That's Madonna right?

Hear me out ... it's soccer, but your goal keeper has to wear flip flops!?!?

He’ll be asleep by the hydration break.

Well, who’s gonna sterilize the cup now?

If someone calls when I’m holding my phone i always react like it’s a stuffed fish that somehow suddenly came back to life

The Argentinian National Anthem isn't a Tango? Huh! I could sworn it was a tango?!?! Jaunty little ditty all the same!!!

The local Firehouse Subs informed me of a 40 minute wait for my sandwich last time I tried going there. Prioritizing a big takeout order instead of real customers walking in the door. Out of sheer pettiness, it is only Jersey Mike's for me now.

Maybe about once a year I get a wicked craving for cold left over fried chicken & potato salad. Today may be the day!

Sweet and Spicy Meatball on garlic bread.

What's the best one in your opinion!

Dan Shulman saif the catcher made a "good dirtball read" and now I want it to be a theme for a book club. #bluejays

We only go to Firehouse. I’ve probably over the past year and a half, probably two, tried every sub on the menu.

Pure class from JJ Watt 🙌🤩 (via: dougdribbl88 /X)

Here is AI's game summary using the stats book from the league. I asked for a 6 point summary & 3 stars. I think it's pretty good. Interested in your thoughts.

The Subdog commercial is the new Save on Foods. Too much!

#CFL Attendance: HAM @ TOR (*) = 21,262 Missed by 738. Compared to Hamilton's own 2026 home baseline (19,723), the relocated crowd actually ran +7.8% above normal Ti-Cats attendance — decent crossover pull for a displaced Argos date.

#CFL Attendance: MTL @ CGY = 19,228 Missed by 272. Solid # for CGY. Right in line with Calgary's own 2026 home average (19,333 across 4 dates) — a non-story, no distortion. Positive Overall.

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BC @ EDM Attendance = 20,020. Missed by 2,720 That's a Good # for EDM. 5% higher than 2025 AVG. Up 35% versus the AVG of first 2 home games. Good refund. Keep it going good for city & League!

#@CFL STATS: BC @ EDM Attendance = 20,020 cfloffice.sharepoint.com/sites/CFLSta...

Impatient Andre is the best. 😂

Andre sounded a little perturbed announcing those off-setting penalties.

Maybe this wasn't the game I should have gotten excited for ...

Brice's QBR right now = 35.4!!!

That commercial is so annoying that I do not even want to try it.

Don't bother entering the Kick-To-Win contest #CFL fans ... I'm gonna WIN IT! In fact I've already built the $500K into my retirement plan!!! #Sharpie

Both teams' lines are OFFENSIVE!!! #CFL #ELKS #LIONS

Nor am I. It sounds horrible.

Uh Oh! Another starting QB limping off! Hopefully just precautionary & nothing serious! #CFL

Question #CFL Friends: With it being an #Argos home game tomorrow, am I required to wear TOR colours? I do have a baby blue compression shirt that I've been wanting to wear? Also have matching white, baby blue & dark blue New Balace Rebels? No gonna lie ... blue is kinda my colour! (Tiffany Blue)

#CFL Bluski's ... Anyone have a "Subdog" yet? Verdict?

It’s nuts down there. Close government offices in certain parts of the city/county making hard for ids. Limit the amount of polling places. Make it illegal to drive people to polls or feed those stuck in line. Randomly unregister people from polling lists. Intimidation. Endless dirty tricks

Maybe it's having been couped up the last few days due to AQ or that there was no Thursday nighter, but I'm genuinely excited for this #Elks & #Lions #CFL game tonight! As much as I despise hyperbole, I think it'll be a good one with EDM looking to show they're for real & BC looking to get going!

Portfolio Update (July 17, 2026) July MTD: -8.12% — Tech/AI (ARTY -18.1%) & int'l small-caps (AVDV -12.7%) led the pullback. Energy (VDE +3.6%) & infrastructure provided some protection. YTD Total Return still solid at ~+15.4% (+4.9% alpha vs S&P 500). Short-term correction

Listening to Doug Ford weeze & breath heavily through his statements at his Wild Fires presser is not exactly the confidence I feel like they're trying to convey?!?!

Outside the Olympics, makings teams play 3rd place games is just cruel

She can sniff out anything or anyone!

In case you missed Trump’s speech

Just a second, he’s placing a bet right now.

Are you Trump’s new Teleprompter guy?

Over/Under on the following: "Rigged" "Biden" "Save America Act" "Voter ID" "Stolen" I'm saying easily 50 in total for all 5!!!