Satire? I swear it’s not satire. He’s dumb to say it.

Being anti-immigrant or anti- lgbtq or anti-poc really just means you’re an asshole full stop. This helpful message is brought to you by human reason and decency.

Morning Mysteries: If you have wireless earbuds in both ears in the office and you’re walking towards the washroom, why would someone say good morning? I mean aside from being polite, do they think you can hear them?

I’ve heard of thumb on a scale but that strike call was a whole political apparatus on the scale. #WBC

Remember when the biggest scandal was a tan suit?

But dammit are they ever trying!

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Someone tell Moe the skit is past due.

Jim Cramer has always been a doofus, to keep it clean.

This will never not be funny.

I am experiencing severe pain just looking at this.

The mystery of lost socks is solved!

Ah yes, the purchase he so desperately wanted to get out of until his lawyers told him he couldn’t.

Thought I’d post this here too for my CFL friends that aren’t on Twitter anymore. I’m taking requests for these 3D printed lightboxes (other teams available by request). They will be $75 each (plus shipping), with $20 going to @cflffc20.bsky.social Feel free to get in touch if you’d like one!

It was bound to happen.

#ShoutItFromTheRooftop At the Kickoff events for our 20th Anniversary you raised over an estimated $10K ! Thete are still some donations to come in before we have our final tally

Ready for some 20th Anniversary Merch? Our shop is open: cflfansfightcancer2026.itemorder.com/shop/home/ New items and colour options this year! Free shipping on orders over $200 We are unable to ship outside Canada. #ShoutItFromTheRooftop

Today’s the day! Come down to @1strnd and help us kickoff the @cflffc campaign for 2026. We have a bunch of great silent auction items from WEM, Stawnichy’s (yes I wanted to do a meat draw), @56Parkies, and @3DPrintsByShawn! Join us from 1-5 #CFLFamilySummit

CFL Fans Fight Cancer 20th Anniversary Kick-Off! youtu.be/_BAT162rzKY?... via @YouTube Hope you all can join us tomorrow at 1stRND downtown from 1-5! #CFLFamilySummit #OffseasonWestivus

Exciting news for fans attending the Hamilton/Toronto Kickoff event. You will be joined by CFL Alumni John Malinosky and Paul Masotti. Head to the Wingporium at the Prince Eddy to join the fun. #ShoutItFromTheRooftop

Tomorrow is our official 20th Anniversary campaign Kickoff VA has some exciting news to share. In connection with the Kickoff events we are launching the 20th Anniversary Merch Shop. New items available this year and you can order in your team colours ! #ShoutingItFromTheRooftop

You can take the Ayatollah out of Iran, but you can't take Trump out of the Epstein Files. My favourite quote of the day.

How soon can he disappear?

The only thing that would positively make me happy is if he announced he was stepping down.

I mean our Provincial government has poor vision too so it’s kind of apropos.

My brain is in ice cream scoop mode today.

This is how all professional sports teams should do it. Bravo!

Nick is stoked for the Kickoff events this Saturday March 7. He would like to remind you to bring some cash for various prizes available. We also accept etransfers this year for those who spend all their cash.😁 [email protected] #ShoutItFromTheRooftop

Work sweatpants is finally wearing jeans, I repeat, work sweatpants is wearing jeans! It’s dawn of a new age.

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

Bo knows the CFLFFC Kickoff events March 7 are the place to be! Come celebrate 20 years! #ShoutItFromTheRooftop

With a history of absolutely dumb takes, he had some doozies during the Olympics, this one is beyond dumb.

Professional liar caught lying. More at 6.

Shameful.

Listen to the Beaverton. They know stuff.

Friday Bonus Cartoon!

That would require the to think. The Tkachuk’s are not known for that.

Why am I not surprised?

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I can’t help but wonder, why are their agents not explaining to their clients the damage that could be done to their brand? Maybe I’m missing something.

Happy Budget Day Alberta!! Or as we like to call it, Happy Continued Mismanagement of Taxpayer Funds Day. Rest assured though - the Premier’s feet will land softly on her new carpet. #Abpoli #Cdnpoli #Canadasky (Photo source: CTV News)

The absolute cruelest of people.

We need more Josh Naylor’s in the world.

Spot on, could not have said it better myself. Just yesterday, on my way home, a pickup truck, definitely fits the stereotype, parked on a side road off the road with AB flags, signs clamouring for a free AB. This Québécois born AB resident can’t help but chuckle at the irony.

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

Attending one of the Kickoff events on March 7? Raise your hand and tell us which city you're joining us in. #ShoutItFromTheRooftop

Puts it on the calendar. Plans how to find the time to watch uninterrupted.