*kills a person as you scrolls by* *kills a person as you scrolls by* *kills a person as you scrolls by* *kills a person as you scrolls by* *kills a person as you scrolls by* *kills a person as you scrolls by* *kills a person as you scrolls by* *kills a person as you scrolls by*

Tell me, what's your favourite scary movie?

Pick up the phone call. Come on. Pick it up.

start tomatoing transphobes BOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅BOOOOO🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

a story in 3 parts

The Naked Nest has been gifted a formal suit.

(I don't get what half of these mean)

🟥 this doesn’t feel correct 🟪 Narcissistic seems about right. 🟥 wow ok 🟪 Antisocial though? You don’t seem antisocial. 🟥 yeah that’s an odd one 🟪 I mean you don’t really try to go meet new people but you also don’t avoid interactions. Strange.

Hmm... Idk, man. I do not trust test results run by machine algorithms.

My personality is quite fine.

Heyo.... Gurt.

[There's some funky beats coming from inside of his dorm...] ...Oh, it's been my life, strife! Sadness and heartache! I can still choose this smile! Even when the world says "You're moving backwards" I'll stay frozen here for a while! >

Men in skirts

"kevin we should passionately make out right now" - I am #Ready for it. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

"can i give you a wet sloppy tongue kiss?" - Go ahead. My lips are free anon. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

"I want to put you in a glue trap. Sending this in advance so you can choose whether to fall for it or not. Though you'll probably be stuck in it by the time you've decided." - Heh, too late buddy. I've already put a cover on top of your trap. Suck it. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

"Uhhh kevin...your dog just died" *Goes through the five stages of Acceptance before giving a sexy look.* My condolences. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

"can I wife you up" - Feel free to try anon~ I'll make a great house husband ngl i think. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

"You get a favor from your favorite tator! What is you need my brobro?" - Let's chug some glass of water. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

"Unc" - Would you like to become a music by O-05-30? lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

"uwu" - Eek!!! Hello, is this the Head?! I required 5 Claws to get whoever sent this please! Thanks. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

I totally forgot to mention this but i actually got promoted to LV IV today. Finally, at last... That's a yay from me i guess. Now, i can stand shoulder-to-shoulder with that bunny-eared colleague of mine from Safety.

Currently being a big fan of The Naked Nest right now. Did you like how i dress it up????

"what are your employee meals? we get canned grey slop sometimes" - Regular portion size meals. That's all. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

"Is your back hurting? It must be because of how OLD YOU ARE!! With love, Revi" - I'm fucking ending it all. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

I made another

I think something's wrong with Punishing Bird. I can't put my finger on it though....

i'm bored i wanna kill you

Very fond of this listening to this song. ...I mean i sure do love getting myself stranded on an unknown and mysterious train station indeed.

*Kevin enters battle* *Kevin kills fucking everyone* *W KEVIN*

//from dms with oomf at twt

Mweh heh heh... Heh heh...

#LCB #림버스 #LimbusCompany #リンバス

"Do you think" - I do infact think, yes. But there are also times where i forget. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

Heh heh... Appreciate it, stranger. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

"can i nibble your nose? :(" - Hmmm... Yeah, go ahead. But not too hard. lobcorpkevinnn.straw.page

Take a guess of which Bloodfiend I like

MY MEMORIES!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MEMORIES!!!! WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ■■■■■■■!? OR WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT PLACE?! I remember the first 327 Mirror Worlds... But not... My memories... You're erasing them...

You... Why do you look familiar... To ■■■■■■■... Agh...! My head... Hnnnn... Hnngh... GAAAHHHHH..!!!! *Starts fucking tweaking out so bad.*

took a 2-3 hour nap, i'm feeling great but it feels like i lost 5 years of my life

find my clocks

I just wanted to make you smile again

this is one of the greatest videos created on the net

I think I might like bloodfiends

I have decided to join this "platform"! I still need to get used to this device... Anyway! You may call me Dulcinea.

{OC} "Nice to meet you my name is Mika... " 🔨MVRP 🔨Project moon RP 🔨Semi safe for work 🔨Friendly writer 🔨mun is 18+