knights be like "DISBURSEMENT HIT MID QUEST #HUZZAH"

limbus statuses if they were WOKE SHEed ruptHER TWINKing poise THEMor ENBY-res

to me its just Month

getting kicked out of the gym for calling the guy on the stair machine the "aura monster"

guy who pronounces .jpg as "yay pej"

Inside me are two wolves and both of them are gay

Demian

The knight-errant does not concern himself with her grade point average

Galahad tip: if ur trying to impress a girl give her a sword or lance

🪶🪓 #art request for @chocymilkmagicman.bsky.social Thank you for your patience and I hope you like it ~ #projectmoon #limbuscompany #lcb19 #rodisang

Dragon hoards suck nowadays, nobody has mountains of gold or enchanted armor anymore its just a sticky note with the password to their crypto wallet and a bunch of funko pops

I tried to pull the holy sword from its stone and it gave me a captcha test

I should adventurerpost more

mf ai generated his post on the quest board. im not giving you those wolf pelts bro you aren't gonna pay me shit

Smoking the shit that inverts your Y-axis camera controls

Sorry my posts have been sporadic btw I agonize a lot about if something is funny enough for me to actually post for some reason

hello darkness my old situationship

id use a thousand sketchy ass youtube video downloader websites before i ever consider paying for youtube premium

and they say lance has no sauce

the one button i'll never press

bad news for mozzarella sticks. i woke up

i did not get lucky with the recovery its called a hard read look it up

I have finished Z.A.T.O all i have to say is goddamn that was a fuckin experience

reading Z.A.T.O and my key takeaway so far is that Marina is so extremely gay that i have been lied to about the plot and this is actually just yuri

Do I try too hard to be funny

Dispelling the evil warlocks curse (taking my antipsychotics)

dodge roll i-framing my allergies

Shoutout to girls

Bro its the volcano area. we got a bunch of rock monsters and lizards. fire damage. super deep drums and one violin in the background. its the volcano area its lit

remembered nightjar reversal exists

trans girls being dolls implies that trans guys are action figures

"you have autism" its called a code of chivalry you knavish whelp

guy who says "its a russian taunt" whenever he sees any two people kissing

if old catholic church schisms had twitter the slander posts would have been generational

best 2 hours of editing ive ever spent

Every time someone compares Lobcorp to SCP I cast a hex upon them to banish them to hell

Powerscalers hop on

to be clean with it one must first be washed -sun tzu

call me a newgen or whatever but the old internet seems like it fucking sucked

I believe people when they tell me things and have basic human empathy and somehow that's an abnormal medical condition

dipping the toast in the cane's sauce is some deranged shit

*iconic arms music* Sometimes discipline needs a firmer hand. A rugged, reliable instrument of correction. It's not complex, and it's not elegant; but when it's needed, it never fails. *long pause* *cool ass graphic appears* My dad's belt.

*blumhouse trailer voice* The Sink Pisser, coming August 12 (rated M for Mature)

baby shoes for sale, never worn

that one mutual whos lowkey a knight of the realm