FUCK. FUCK GOD FUCK. WHY. I THOUGHT YOU WOULDNT. GOD. NO. NO THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. NO NO NO THIS IS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO.

sometimes i get bored so i dip my @criticaljustice.bsky.social in tar and he scream loud afffff

found this pretty cool gun

do yall ever accidentally give your ocs traits that you end up fearing you might lowkey actually have yeah this is the third time ive done this particular one, im scared dudes-

Where did everyone get this video of me from!?

sinister minds is a really cool album

RADICAL HIGHWAY SHADOW

@criticaljustice.bsky.social your reckoning is nigh your restraints have failed i have escaped the 2 ft hole you left me for dead in

hey @bigbrothermiddle.bsky.social

he he he he *rubbing palms together* you stupid fucks won’t even see it coming he he he he

Hi blue sky I’m Alan! Not Dan hentschel

hey guys im back

@criticaljustice.bsky.social im trying to see what mr @criticaljustice.bsky.social has shared recently but my stupid chud phone is greedy the eternal heavens shall punish this gluttonous beast and it shall see no mercy 我是同性戀

The Index and Limbus Company have gone to war!

Oh....my penis is big....

sorry i haven’t been posting much recently. ive needed the time to focus on my mental health.

roland said he had notifications on for my posts so hi roland

oh my god bruh

hi guys i have an acc on oc social network for my main guy dummy (my pfp) and ill be sharing more ocs on there if you uh Care at all just dm me… im to scared to put it in public

Same man, same 😔

@centralteamkev1n.bsky.social You got those photos printed

@criticaljustice.bsky.social I HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN I HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE IT IS COMING TO ME IN DUE TIME YOUR SINS SHALL FACE PUNISHMENT YOU WILL DIE BY MY HAND

sorry they killed me again

My passwords are all written down in a notebook I keep deep underground hidden away in a secret passageway inside the Seattle sewers. Sealed until the day when I need them most.

RAGAGAGAHAHHRHFNGUHFFJRJRHEHEHGFHHH

hey uh I forgot to post about it on halloween since busy GO FUCKING LISTEN TO SINISTER MINDS RIGHT NOW

Game suggestion: Psychopomp

i dressed as lain for halloween and then got completely and i just woke up from the best sleep of my life. hallelujah or something. i drew venus on a walmart bag #psychopomp

THE.CLOCK.IS.TICKING

ALL.IN.DUE.TIME

Uni is coming…

fuck

costco employees are advised to NOT serve the man known as "edward rotisseriehands"

Waluigi is in your walls.

deploying the sinclair

ethan would love to know this

the guardian gonna beat their ass for this slander

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

*massive gaping hole in my head* do you got any ibuprofen i got a headache

only car crash is in his future alhamudiallah inshallah

me: im so sad bronzo from brutal orchestra: waggawa me: thank you bronzo

i just did a really good burp, eat your heart out ethan

play my game

my group session of Operation Heartburn “wow, this is alot. Anyone seen Maxwell?” meanwhile, on the other side of the map “IM BEING FUCKING JUMPED” by every special infected known to man

can someone fix the coffee machine

The Beast

ethan just did a really good burp guys

*at the chapel of the seventh sage of the end times* me: so is lust worthy of capital punishment or is the army of whores i hired to lead charge in the siege gonna be fine sageful monk: should be pretty fine or absolutely harrowing depending on the outcome of the siege me: i’m feeling mild

made less than morbius did on opening day