roland said he had notifications on for my posts so hi roland

oh my god bruh

hi guys i have an acc on oc social network for my main guy dummy (my pfp) and ill be sharing more ocs on there if you uh Care at all just dm me… im to scared to put it in public

Same man, same 😔

@centralteamkev1n.bsky.social You got those photos printed

@criticaljustice.bsky.social I HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN I HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE IT IS COMING TO ME IN DUE TIME YOUR SINS SHALL FACE PUNISHMENT YOU WILL DIE BY MY HAND

sorry they killed me again

My passwords are all written down in a notebook I keep deep underground hidden away in a secret passageway inside the Seattle sewers. Sealed until the day when I need them most.

RAGAGAGAHAHHRHFNGUHFFJRJRHEHEHGFHHH

hey uh I forgot to post about it on halloween since busy GO FUCKING LISTEN TO SINISTER MINDS RIGHT NOW

Game suggestion: Psychopomp

i dressed as lain for halloween and then got completely and i just woke up from the best sleep of my life. hallelujah or something. i drew venus on a walmart bag #psychopomp

THE.CLOCK.IS.TICKING

ALL.IN.DUE.TIME

Uni is coming…

fuck

costco employees are advised to NOT serve the man known as "edward rotisseriehands"

Waluigi is in your walls.

deploying the sinclair

ethan would love to know this

the guardian gonna beat their ass for this slander

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

*massive gaping hole in my head* do you got any ibuprofen i got a headache

only car crash is in his future alhamudiallah inshallah

me: im so sad bronzo from brutal orchestra: waggawa me: thank you bronzo

i just did a really good burp, eat your heart out ethan

play my game

my group session of Operation Heartburn “wow, this is alot. Anyone seen Maxwell?” meanwhile, on the other side of the map “IM BEING FUCKING JUMPED” by every special infected known to man

can someone fix the coffee machine

The Beast

ethan just did a really good burp guys

*at the chapel of the seventh sage of the end times* me: so is lust worthy of capital punishment or is the army of whores i hired to lead charge in the siege gonna be fine sageful monk: should be pretty fine or absolutely harrowing depending on the outcome of the siege me: i’m feeling mild

made less than morbius did on opening day

me: ohhh nooo im so worried about the incident i hope @criticaljustice.bsky.social manages to recover michael myers: me: dude what the fuck you can’t say that jason voorhees (angry he was replaced in this joke): ki ki ki ma ma ma me: do NOT come back here i won the house in the divorce

what was his problem

*on the phone with the based department* me: hello based department? based department guy: hello MR. CRITICALJUSTICE me: that’s me! redhead wife: stop using up all the bandwidth in the house you asshole i’m playing games me: not now honey i’m on the phone with the based department

@judgmentless.bsky.social thanks for delivering my food

I’m filling in for the day. Distort now, or something.

So, I may have made another all powerful entity mad at me, I forgot to pay them back the 5 bucks I borrowed, on a seperate note, anyone wanna hide me in their basement?

Really glad the important people are trending

Day 14. Rats inside of wall hole again. I have contacted the local community of trench men to assist me in the matter. Previous 13 entries lost. I can’t fucking find my filing cabinet. Must be the rats

bang bang

in an act of defiance i choose to participate in skircle sunday again

IS THAT THE ROARING KNIGHT

cory in the house watchparty