charon thinks traffic in district 14 is bad. too many gray human walking. very boring, looks samey-same. considering feeding them to mephi, but mephi is very peckish. if this post gets 10 likes charon will run them over.

..I see.

I found this image. I don't get it but I thought it was kind of funny so I shared it.

I had recently made reservations to visit La Manchaland for this month's pride parade. It would serve, to me, as a brief respite from the recent silencing bestowed upon me. Within the Fantasy Blood-Shooting Range, I happened upon a familiar face. His intended targets remain yet unscathed.

I never want to see the Mao Branch ever again.

I have recently been clashing with this dragon.. I believe her name is Yinglong. I have never wanted to kill something so bad before.

A month? Hm, no. Things are gay all year.

With this, I will be leaving this dreadful place behind, to make a life of my own choosing.

[TAKEOVER - Lucio!]

Master.. No. Valencina dropped her phone when she died. I believe I will be taking over her account.

Hgk- Lucio..

FUCK! MY EYE! WHO TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DO THAT??????????

Awebo

Stupid bastard. Nearly got Textbook killed. Speaking of, TEXTBOOK YOU FUCKING IDIOT. YOU SHOULD HAVE RETREATED.

RIEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN

Dude. You guys are not going to believe this. I've been sober for 3 days.

Oh my god bruh

hell o again chat today im here to try out the lcb burger

i jutsts fond out sora is gone thank god i hted that thing

Captain Ahab from U Corp. should be shot dead.

ouughhh the booze wore off fuck

thry just lettign anyon mak e accoumts now

Rien is beating up a bunch of fucking toddlers and losing what the fuck is his problem

Oughhhhh my fucking head man.

See, *someone* gets it!

Only spent 40000 Ahn at the bar last night, go me.

Spife

Ticket's little brat just showed me this. It's hilarious!

Hey, guys, check out my new IPhone. It even comes with an app to destroy all opps.

Ugh.. Matthias *insisted* that I make one of these "bluesky account" things. I normally would have just ignored him, but I am so, incredibly bored.

𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚.. 𝙄𝙩'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 𝙞𝙩.

𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵, 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺.