Judgement Bird is the new Patron Librarian of the Floor of Literature!

Valentin has bought Twitter and renamed it to X!

Anton is suppressing the Crimson Noon.

Yuri has filed a restraining order against Jumsoon

Fairy Festival has no mouth and they must scream.

Rose will be baked soon alhamdulillah

Ezra has saved the Bleed society.

Gebura has a Twitter, and Crumbling Armor fans are in their DNI.

Don't tell the Head, but Xiao doesn't pay their taxes.

Sasha is wanted for committing 27 war crimes during the Smoke War.

Ezra signed the invitation to the Library.

Melting Love just showed up on your doorstep. You have 10 seconds to run.

Camille has become an Arbiter of the Head.

Boris and Kalo are lost in the woods.

Nemo, Linton, Cassetti, and the Road Home have formed a band!

Wayward Passenger is listening to ASMR.

Golden Apple pushed Chesed off a building! How could they?

Parasite Tree has been injected with Cogito and turned into the Jester of Nihil.

Outis has tried to ship themselves inside a box into a Nest to bypass legal entrance.

Gulae just got Great Split: Verticaled.

Caiman thinks Schadenfreude is pretty fucking too.

Fairy Festival has become an Arbiter of the Head.

Kromer has been buffed with 10 Damage Up.

Bremen reportedly caught trying to parry with Knuckleblaster.

How many Oswalds does it take to beat one Yae?

Old Lady has begun instinct work on the Indigo Elder.

Fragment of the Universe is singing Between Two Worlds.

Yi Sang just became a member of Limbus Company!

My Kong Youjin can grow and shrink... Just like this!

Yuna is currently fishing. They're feared by fish.

Imagine if Ambling Pearl was part of K. Corp. That'd be pretty neat!

Heart of Aspiration and Wang Zhao are lost in the woods.

Don't tell the Head, but Dino doesn't pay their taxes.

My Form Empties is afraid of the Monster under their bed...

If nobody got me, I know Merry got me. Can I get an amen?

Meow has been injected with Cogito and turned into You're Bald....

Gin knows it's Ayin.

Alpha has split Scorched Girl in half.

Heathcliff did absolutely nothing wrong.

Wayward Passenger has gotten into a 200 Tweet long fight with Finn.

Due to shenanigans, Mirinae has been banned from Hamhampangpang.

Make the replies look like Sancho's search history.

Luda released an apology video.

Arnold knows what you are...

Scorched Girl has convinced at least 7 people to play Lobotomy Corporation, changing their brain chemistries forever.

One will protect you, the others will try to kill you: Miris, the Priest, Yun, and Myo.

Hubert is planning world domination.

Xue Baochai distorted, and Pinocchio is the reason why!

The Price of Silence and Alessio are arguing over whether a hot dog is a sandwich... At 2 AM.

Make the replies look like Adam's search history.