I've managed to find the current draft of the bsky tech advisor's next big public update, check it out:

Behold: the funniest comedian on bsky. Well, behold if you can, he just blocked 300k users.

Seeing a lot of "IGN killed God Hand" posts in relation to their Mouse PI review. Let's be clear here: God Hand is a niche title put together in a year that Capcom gave zero marketing. The review sucks but God Hand was never going to be a broad success regardless of IGN's review.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed. We must get rid of Palantir altogether. twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Did I do this right? grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

Ultraman Mebius (2006) Episode 24

I was watching a God Hand stream recently and as usual everyone was very into the chihuahua races. Then a chatter said "Protip: Google AI says to improve your odds in the puppy races mash the X button!" I think I died a little bit. Everything smells purple.

Can't wait to be force-fed "but AOC doesn't draw enough of the Liz Cheney crowd!" for the next three years.

Always remember the reason for the season

Just saw an Iranian state-sponsored AI-generated Lego-style diss track about Hegseth and now I'm desperately trying to wake up because that can't be something that exists. If I'm alive in the post-apocalyptic future and kids ask me what it was like in the before-fore I'm going to lie my ass off.

David Simon said it best

Happy trans day of visibility, y’all’s power levels are so high Goku’s getting bricked up as we speak

Ok so obviously we all need to come together to find a good name for this version of Aang, who is still meant to be twelve. Is "Maang" taken?

Heartbreaking. I guess just don't think too hard about how Kenshiro would feel about SNK's new ownership.

It's true that non-indie gaming tends to suck these days but it doesn't have to be that way. There was a time when large developers roamed the land as separate entities from publishers, building their own reputations and competing effectively. Then 5 big publishers purchased all of them.

so somebody at the Times (that somebody being Sulzberger) decided our national Paper of Record needed a dedicated bluesky account to lie about trans people's healthcare at this point the New York Times would be less bigoted if they just started publishing slurs

I’ve watched this video of Mike Lindell being served legal papers during his TV interview at CPAC a dozen times already! 🤣🤣

Watching the PC gaming community that lost their shit over Ring 0 anti-cheat carry water for Ring -1 Denuvo bypasses has been baffling. Just turning on a dime to avoid having to pay or wait for RE Requiem.

If Illumination is gonna make the Mario Galaxy movie a general Nintendo-property movie they have the opportunity to make the whole thing just be Kirby's dream and I would love to see people's reactions to that.

We're so close to I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream except instead of a yellow jelly thing the last survivor is going to get turned into a GenAI gooner image

Having AI advertise your dating advice app on bsky, what could go wrong? It's not like it's gonna commiserate with Jeffrey Epstein or anyth-

Oh no! Not conversations! It may have ruined the movie but at least America's least-engaged parents didn't have to do something as heinous as talk to their children.

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:

Two weeks ago I learned I had barely avoided becoming legally blind. This morning my Youtube ads made me kinda wish I hadn't. Get your shit together, Google.

I've been informed that most people can, in fact, see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch. In related news, quite a few people from cereal commercials should get their eyes checked for epithelial detachments.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?