they’re transvestigating bob’s burgers on facebook

steam deck will not stop freezing while i’m trying to power wash shrek’s house

gerald by name, evil by nature

every bing crosby song: i miss the nice folks at home and the smiles and laughter, the city is swingin’ but its home that i’m after every andrews sisters song: i have a .58 caliber firearm in my little purse and you’re cruel to me daddy you’ll be in a hearse

fucking up at work because i’m playing powerwash simulator in my head

guess who hasn’t watched a single movie since halloween 😀

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

if you try to get me to listen to someone called “billy strings” i’m fucking stealing something out your house

so sad to hear the news about Dick Cheney. i can’t believe he went through everything he did just to die with his pants around his ankles at a no loads refused gay orgy in an alley in Bushwick 😕

i’m browsing the Cozy section of the Steam store in ways you can’t even begin to comprehend

went “JESTER MODE” this weekend

Art by • Tim Jacobus

The Philadelphia Story (George Cukor, 1940)

no straight cis man is a short king. you’re perverted little imps and you Will be dealt with #trust

been waiting for the cow tools tiny desk

silver jews nick cave & the bad seeds father john misty destroyer the cure interpol three 6 mafia lou reed

i’m tired of working. how do i sign up to be placed in a hamster ball for 3 months by Mr. Beast.

they should let you see other people’s likes on here. and their social security numbers as well.

going to a cabin to read and not speak for three days this weekend. does anyone have any last minute book recs for me :3

last thing i saw before leaving twitter was json’s sex tape 👍

is comedy legal or illegal on here..?

hello everypony :3

anyone else get this weird new emoji update….? who are these even for?

you can make cooking mama dinner at your house and they can’t even stop you at all because it’s your house

No surprises here … #SpudgeWrapped

🚨NOVEMBER MEDIA ROUND UP🚨 bringing my monthly guaranteed flop posts from twitter to bluesky. here’s everything i read/watched/listened to in the last month 😀👍

going through notes app. incredible mind tbh

i like it here on account of nobody is really paying attention to anything i say so i can shout ceaselessly into the void and when my posts flop i can be like. whatever this isn’t even a real website yet.

thinking about the sandwich i’m going to have tomorrow

plate so clean my grandma held it up to show everyone #swag

In 2024 I’ve given up all of my vices (drinking to excess, smoking, gang stalking, arguing with people online, spending real money on games on my phone). In 2025 I will pick them all back up again with renewed vigor #swag #newyearsresolution #ok

seems to be an unpopular opinion but i actually think that writing a funny little quippy review on letterboxd is FAR less annoying than people who write multi paragraph ones despite not actually understanding the film + not having any critical qualifications + being generally stupid

Someone With Leprosy ❤️’s Me!

going to ikea y’all need anything?

christmas time in kylie town !

It’s Coughing Up Green Stuff Friday!! If you aren’t coughing up weird green stuff you aren’t living 😝🤘

watched Charade (1963) today and cannot stop thinking about the current lack of Dilf Fever cinema……tragic 💔

i have a sore throat

it’s “PISS CHRIST FRIDAY”!! TGIPCF!!!!!!! weekend here i come :)

i’m back….miss me?

Me normal style: erm 🫤 Me when I see a beautiful lady: is that a elf 😳

why do so many people on here act like they were being hunted for sport on twitter

cross posting on bluesky and twitter and receiving no likes on both sites…..? have you no shame? have you no honor? were i king you would be thrown in the stockades for a fortnight.

nail tech hit me w the “immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings” drip today

it’s “PISS CHRIST FRIDAY”!! TGIPCF!!!!!!! weekend here i come :)

[getting roasted by the Old Ones] Allatrex, the Ceaseless Hunger: dawg you’re a creature. you guys see this, he’s a creature! no vestigial appendages 💀 bro doesn’t even know of his own depravity 😂 playboy hasn’t even gazed into the maw of his own demise 😶🫵

greetings and salutations 🫶