The way these plows and Bobcats in Baltimore are pushing this snow around reminds me of someone trying to sweep up that little annoying pile of dirt that gets pushed around with the broom and never seems to make into the dustpan.

Watched some of that TPUSA halftime show… it was 100 percent pure ass!

He got me with giving the boy the Grammy. 😭😭😭

A Rams-Seahawks NFC Championship Game. I am truly living in hell.

Dawn Staley and the Gamecocks are here in Baltimore. I REALLY should go see them.

I’m about to turn my phone off. What did I ever do to these people for them to be killing me?!?!?!?!😭

Shin is such an asshole!😭😭😭

WHO ARE WE?!?!?!?!?!

Mood:

I got to FaceTime with my youngest sisters twice today. They make me happy! ❤️

BANG BANG NINER GANG!!!

The fact that I had to deal with incompetent Home Depot employees… I deserve it for even going there.

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Rob Reiner in a Baltimore Orioles uniform, throwing out the ceremonial first pitch in Camden Yards, before an Orioles game against the Colorado Rockies on June 10, 2007.

That Rob Reiner shit got me shook. Holy fuck.

Dr. E responsibly cancelled today's tour in Charles Village, but good news, it looks like we are rescheduling for next weekend so you still have a chance to get tickets! (Correct me if I'm wrong Dr. E 😂)

Incredibly thankful. 🙏🏿

Did John Harbaugh hang out with his boy while he was in town for the game?!

Gamecock Legend Keisean Nixon.

Today is a good day for the Orioles to sign Framber Valdez

What a time to be alive!

Need something to do with your in-laws this weekend? Want to go for a pleasant post-holiday walk? We gotchu ⬇️

FUCK CLEMSON!!!

THIS!!!

@JeffPassan tweeted Closer Ryan Helsley and the Baltimore Orioles are in agreement on a two-year contract with an opt-out after the first season, pending physical, sources tell ESPN. Helsley, who fielded interest from teams to convert to a starter, will be the ninth-inning option for Baltimore.

Ugly win, but BANG BANG NINER GANG!!!

To the Grey Cup Champions, the Saskatchewan Roughriders!

Bruh! What the fuck was that?!?!?!

Starting this Sunday!!!

Dave Portnoy is an embarrassment to Boston, sports fans, pizza enjoyers, men, and humans in general. I refuse to believe anyone legitimately likes the guy, not even his own mother.

Since people keep saying I look like Chidi from The Good Place, I’m gonna watch this damn show.😭

“Acquired by private equity firm” is a death knell

#CFL #GreyCup #Saskatchewan #GoRiders #Roughriders #Riders #YQR #Regina #Riderville

RIDERS!!!

Watching them win it in Winnipeg makes this victory even sweeter!

Of course they were climbing poles on the Green Mile in Regina last night. 😂 #GreyCup (🎥: X/LMSchickler)

The Saskatchewan Roughriders are Grey Cup champions and I’m going to bed super happy.

The Saskatchewan Roughriders: the one in 13-1.

I’ve been suffering since 2013… Riders got a Grey Cup. Shoutout to Corey Mace!

Hate that it had to be McBLT, but such is life.

Close this shit out now!

ROUGHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDERS! #GreyCup

Put the Als away now!!! #GreyCup

Riders make it 22-7 and a three possession game #CFL #GreyCup

Two more scores and I think I’ll be good.

THOR!!! #GreyCup

That's a garbage time record right there

Tommy Stevens, I love you!!! #GreyCup