SHE WASHED HER CAT IN THE WASHING MACHINE • silly sketch i made about my the very real incident where i washed my cat in my washing machine (HE’S FINE!!). Full story is in my new special SPACE CAMP out now on @punchup at punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored and pay what you want.

Tonight's full moon is called the Corn Moon. No one knows what that means, but it makes all of us want corn on the cob with lots of butter. Tonight's goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's anxious or sad--we hope the bright moon brings you a good week...🌝 (Art by Bridget Voth) #CatsOfBluesky

First of all, have a very Happy Birthday, Butler!!! 🎁🎂🍰🎶🎵 I share my day with Napoleon, Julia Child, David Zayas (of Dexter) and Emily Kinney (of TWD). Wishing you health, happiness and great live music always! ❤️

#QOTD Today is my birthday & I share it with Beyonce! Who is the most famous person that shares the same birthday as you? Not a poll today. Please reply or gis as you wish!

Roy Kent hates when I go outside & play with the neighbor’s dog…

@bettyboop777.bsky.social Happy Birthday Betty & May all your favorite bands stay together! youtu.be/I74C2hClAsA?...

The president of the United States has invited Putin, for whom the ICC has issued an arrest warrant, to United States soil. Putin is accused of stealing children. 1/3 www.icc-cpi.int/news/situati...

Got my car tax bill. Due 6 days after my contract ends.

#ImResistingMyTemptationTo Yell at the TV.

Trump Humiliated as Bagpipes Drown Out Speech open.substack.com/pub/thegodpo...

The Trump administration has officially rolled out a memo letting federal workers proselytize their coworkers. Basically, they greenlit federal employees preaching at work.

Ten books that evoke the summer for me: #Booksky

Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1289 3/6 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me

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Good Morning 💙☕️ My face when someone tells me they voted for Trump and love all the things he is doing for our country…

#Sleepinasongormovie Out Cold Mountain

A lot of people never move past the destructive stage.

@thetnholler.bsky.social Do you want to be back on Threads? I’m over there complaining but I thought I should ask.

#QOTD What is your favorite movie soundtrack that is not a musical or performed by the lead actor/artist? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD Which artist’s song about Memphis is most iconic in your opinion? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD I am in Memphis Tennessee for a couple of days… What do you think of, when you think of Memphis? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD For you, what is the hardest thing about getting older? Please comment or gif as you wish…

Puh-KAHN. I’m from Texas.

#QOTD What do you remember about the very first time you got on the Internet? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD On this Memorial Day, which branch of the military is most represented in your family tree? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD How do you pronounce the word “pecan?” Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD You are 12 years old & it’s the last day of school… What is the first thing you doing for the summer? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD How many different careers have you had? I have been a cowboy, a route salesman, a banker, & a teacher… Please comment or gif as you wish!

#QOTD What subject did your favorite teacher in high school teach? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD How many miles are on your car? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD Do you have regrets? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD It is high school & college graduation season. What do you remember about your graduation? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD How many books have you read so far this year? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD When are you going to retire? Please comment or gif as you wish…

Quote post with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe… (The airplane my dad had when I was born)

Quote post with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe.

#QOTD How many plates do you have in your house? China, glass, plastic, Christmas, dessert and full-size, but not paper! Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD How old is your refrigerator? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD What is/was your mother’s name? No maiden names, this is not a phishing scheme. Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD How much cash do you have on you right now? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD How are you doin’? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD What is the worst gift you can give to your mother for Mother’s Day? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD What is your favorite ice cream truck treat? (Do you hear the music playing in your head?) Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD Do you plant a garden? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD Today would have been my mother’s 94th birthday? How old is or would be your mother? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#QOTD Have you ever built a house? Or had one built by a contractor? How did it go? Please comment or gif as you wish…

#vss365 Karma crouches on its haunches, watches world events unfold nonstop rubs its hands together and licks it chops