Coming up on the @deanobeidallah.bsky.social show: Rula Jebreal Liz Yates from @westernstatescenter.org 'What Just Happened?!" with @petedominick.bsky.social and @lizmiele.bsky.social! Plus, your 2 Minutes Of Fame! ☎️: 866-997-4748 🔊: SiriusXM.us/Dean

Hi guys!!! Hope you’ve had a chance to check out my new special Space Camp. All the merch is available on my website: lizmiele.com • shirts, beanies, stickers, patches. Check it out

My new special, SPACE CAMP is now out on punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored, and pay what you want • Sometimes the spookiest thing that could happen is you hear your cats but you can’t find them. Space Camp is not the adventure you thought it was. ** Video by Chris Vongsawat **

My new special, SPACE CAMP premieres Sept 9th on punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored, and pay what you want. Album version available wherever you stream or buy music ** i’m touring my new hour “This is Camping” starting in Sept. All tour dates at lizmiele.com

I’LL GO ANYWHERE ONCE • sorry Peoria. I can’t do it again. I need more stuff around. See the cities I am going to! All tour info at lizmiele dot com + new special out Sept 9th and filming my next special Nov 6th in Boston (selling fast)

Guys! I got wallpaper money now! If you ever had a package lost I think you might like this joke. Enjoy my delivery service anger. Tour dates up on my site. Just added Pottstown, PA & Denver, CO + filming next special Nov 6 in Boston. All info at lizmiele.com

2025 TOUR: Sept 11 Austin, TX Sept 12 San Antonio, TX Sept 13 Houston, TX Sept 14 Dallas, TX Sept 20 Waverly, NY Sept 21 Brooklyn, NY Oct 4 Detroit, MI Oct 5 Chicago, IL Oct 7 Knoxville, TN Oct 8 Nashville, TN Oct 10-11 Atlanta, GA Oct 24-25 Denver, CO Nov 2 Pottstown, PA Nov 6 Boston, MA *Taping*

I start touring again in Sept. COME SEE ME! Completely new hour. All info at lizmiele.com + new special out Sept 9th and filming my next special Nov 6th in Boston. (filmed this on a 360 camera on a stick that’s why my hand looks weird)

Omg! Delivery guy just asked me if Ghost, my male, 16 lb cat was pregnant!!!!

New special SPACE CAMP premieres Sept 9th on @punchuplive.bsky.social at punchup.live/lizmiele • it will be ad free, uncensored and pay what you want. I self produce all my own specials and your support means a lot.

2025 TOUR: Sep 11 Austin, TX Sep 12 San Antonio, TX Sep 13 Houston, TX Sep 14 Dallas, TX Sep 20 Waverly, NY Sep 21 Brooklyn, NY Oct 4 Detroit, MI Oct 5 Chicago, IL Oct 7 Knoxville, TN Oct 8 Nashville, TN Oct 9-11 Atlanta, GA Oct 16 Greenville, SC Oct 17-18 Charleston, SC Nov 6 Boston, MA *Taping*

I have a new series called “Liz Miele Turns 40 (and she does alone) 3 episodes out so far. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

MY 2 BIGGEST FEARS • I’ve lived in nyc for over 20 years and this hasn’t changed. Walking around trying to avoid pee • all tour info at lizmiele dot com

I can say without exaggeration my cats have been the worst roommates I’ve ever had.

This guy was indicted for bribery lmao

NYC: all you have to do is not rank Cuomo!! We can do this! Let’s set an example and not elect a criminal

TORONTO. Two shows tonight!! lizmiele.com for tix

Current tour. Still adding dates. lizmiele.com for info & tickets

That’s a wrap. Thank you all so so much for listening, writing & commenting, supporting our Patreon & coming out to shows. We appreciate it all so much. Be sure to follow @mariashehata.bsky.social & @lizmiele.bsky.social on social media & come see a live show!

I’m officially 40 and apparently dead (at least to anyone that sees women in their 40s as a threat) I’m dead but still touring! Next stop: Toronto June 21st • all info at lizmiele dot com •• Filmed & edited by Chris Vongsawat

NYC comedian @lizmiele.bsky.social‬ brings observational humor and hilarious storytelling to the stage at the Southern Café & Music Hall tomorrow night with bits about dating, gender, attending therapy, and living with cats. Read more: c-ville.com/liz-miele.

But we can’t have a female president, they are too emotional

Yo!!! Are we all enjoying this cat fight we all predicted? #trumpelon

Left my boyfriend’s apt. Took the train home. Grabbed a coffee and walked into my apartment to feed my cats. They stared at me like a boss that sees you walk in late in yesterday clothes and a beverage. I stared back with “if I get the job done it doesn’t matter when I come in”

Interview I did right when things opened up I think in 2021 with Justin Severson @ Acme Comedy Company for the No Laugh Track podcast • sometimes a blurry pic is just a cat • if you don’t know I wrote a book called Why Cars Are A**holes • all info at lizmiele dot com

Lunchbox is asleep in the living room, Ghost is asleep in the office, I’m about to nap in the bedroom. Cat Lady socializing exhibit A

Oh no! I watched two CO2 face laser recovery videos back to back & instantly messed up my for you page 😭 it used to be to be all cat videos. (Also gotta love meta with that bottom right picture. Evil evil company)

I follow r/cats on Reddit (obviously) but every post is like “found this cat today…any name ideas?” I’m sorry am I the only person with an on going list of like 40 cat name options for when a cat falls into my life. How are you all gonna be good cat moms when you are wildly unprepared?

I saw a big spider in my bathroom & two seconds later my cat, Ghost saw it & locked in. I was like, “you got this, right?” He ignored me but I was like, “he’s got this. Don’t micro manage.” 1/2

Well @mariashehata.bsky.social finally started to learn how to drive in the UK and it’s going as well as we all thought. Full episode up now

No! Not Chris Brown! Not the Chris Brown that’s done this before and everyone saw it and were horrified yet the music industry and his fans just didn’t care so he continued working like it didn’t happen. Crazy.

I said something self deprecating about the way I dress & my friends 17 year son went “nah, you have style. you drip” do I know what that means? No. Will I be telling everyone with pride. Yes.

It’s really unfair I can’t step on my cats face, chest & stomachs while they are dead asleep like the do to me most mornings.

I was asked to do 3 minute set for an audition. 3 minutes. That’s like asking someone to build a house in a week! I could do it but no one feels safe.

All my auditions are self tapes where I need someone to read with me and now that my mom is retired she has become my primary reader. 1/2

Philly will always be Philly! New episode out next week!

Friend: What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done for money? Me: comedy

We are true to our name! Learn about snot here guys. No show next week fyi

Liz got boyfriended. Complimenting is hard. Full ep: youtu.be/YVYAJvMTY1E?...

Having a nightmare travel day so I treated myself to an overpriced airport coffee thinking it would improve my mood of tired and angry but instead now I’m alert & angry

Friend: you can’t wear ankle socks. Me: why? Friend: cause ppl are gonna know you’re old! Me: oh there are other signs. If u look at my socks & that’s the only way you know my age I’m doing something right.

We are our father’s daughters. Complaints and all. New episode out now. youtu.be/gjMb2YhpxMY?...

Updated tour dates! If you don’t see your city…Best way to know when I do tour near you is to join my mailing list: www.lizmiele.com

CATS DON’T LOVE YOU - both my parents are veterinarians so they know about pets. I love my cats with my whole heart but I know they’d eat me if I even skipped a meal feeding them. •• Headlining in Philly @ Punchline this weekend!

We are back from hiatus & ready to pretend we know what we are talking about! New episode up now.

Who’s Evan? The love of my life! What’s his number? No idea.

Thank you so much for being cool & supporting us during this unexpected break. We are back with a new episode out now. Listen as we talk about loss & mourning in this week’s episode. @mariashehata.bsky.social @lizmiele.bsky.social

Can’t lose your retirement fund if you never had one. Follow me for more financial advice!

I watched my friend’s baby for 20 minutes while she picked up her daughter from school & during that time I had two work calls where I talked about being a single mother four times. This is the drama I bring to both friendship & work.

My boyfriend @deathxedit.bsky.social won an Eddie Award @acefilmeditors last week for his work on the HBO doc series #ChimpCrazy - if you haven’t seen it, go watch. It’s amazing. Congrats to the whole editing team @chuckdivak @doug_is_abel & Adrienne Gits.