HOW TO BEAT THE AIRLINES (first half) - from my new special SPACE CAMP premieres on YouTube Nov 18th or out now on @punchuplive • it’s ad free, uncensored and pay what you want • I am a customer service person’s worst nightmare. I love to use my negotiation book knowledge. Full joke in special

So happy you enjoyed it! Thank you for watching!!

Episode 1 of First Draft Feelings premieres 8pm ET featuring the nicest & funniest guys in comedy Shafi Hossain and Josh Gondelman Come watch and chat with me @ youtu.be/_n_GK2HJ-YM?...

Started a new live show/podcast called First Draft Feelings. 1st ep featuring Shafi Hossain & Josh Gondelman premieres Wednesday Nov 5th @ 8pm on youtube. Come watch and chat with me @ youtu.be/_n_GK2HJ-YM?... ** Trailer and episode edited by Dani Lear

BOSTON! In 1 week I’m filming my next special. Tickets are almost gone. Be apart of the angry magic! + Headlining in Pottstown, PA Sunday. Join me! All tix lizmiele.com 2025 TOUR DATES: Nov 2 Pottstown, PA Nov 6 Boston, MA *Special Taping* Nov 23 Brooklyn, NY (New Material Show) Dec 31 Fargo, ND

Denver!! I’m here! 7:15 tonight is sold out. All others selling fast! Get on it! lizmiele.com for tix!

My new special SPACE CAMP is out on @punchuplive at punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored and pay what you want • anyone that pays more than $10 is automatically entered into a raffle to win my brother’s stain glass art and runner ups to win t-shirts and other merch. Raffle ends Nov 18th

3 weeks from today! 7pm almost sold out. 9:30 low ticket warning! Let’s sell these out! lizmiele.com

This Friday I’m producing a show that I did during the pandemic called “zoom diner” where me & my comedy friends try new jokes, give notes, tags, & tell stories to help shape new ideas. this Friday @ 9:30 @ Flophouse with Shafi Hossain & @joshgondelman.bsky.social • all info & tix at lizmiele.com

SHE WASHED HER CAT IN THE WASHING MACHINE • silly sketch i made about the very real incident where i washed my cat in my washing machine (HE’S FINE!!) Full story in my new special SPACE CAMP out now at punchup.live/lizmiele • ad free, uncensored, pay what you want. ** shot and edited by @cvongsawat

SHE WASHED HER CAT IN THE WASHING MACHINE • silly sketch i made about my the very real incident where i washed my cat in my washing machine (HE’S FINE!!). Full story is in my new special SPACE CAMP out now on @punchup at punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored and pay what you want.

All tour info & tix here: lizmiele.com

Checking your bags feels like dropping your kids off at college. You hope you prepared them well enough & they don’t get into trouble.

Tix at lizmiele.com

This weekend: Detroit & Chicago. Low ticket warning. Come see my new hour “This is Camping” lizmiele.com •• And if you missed it my new special SPACE CAMP is out now at punchup.live/lizmiele

I spent a half hour today teaching my 70 year old father how to use Instagram. He was following one person. It was a person with my older sister’s name but not my sister.

my new special SPACE CAMP is out now at punchup.live/lizmiele

Coming up on the @deanobeidallah.bsky.social show: Rula Jebreal Liz Yates from @westernstatescenter.org 'What Just Happened?!" with @petedominick.bsky.social and @lizmiele.bsky.social! Plus, your 2 Minutes Of Fame! ☎️: 866-997-4748 🔊: SiriusXM.us/Dean

Hi guys!!! Hope you’ve had a chance to check out my new special Space Camp. All the merch is available on my website: lizmiele.com • shirts, beanies, stickers, patches. Check it out

My new special, SPACE CAMP is now out on punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored, and pay what you want • Sometimes the spookiest thing that could happen is you hear your cats but you can’t find them. Space Camp is not the adventure you thought it was. ** Video by Chris Vongsawat **

My new special, SPACE CAMP premieres Sept 9th on punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored, and pay what you want. Album version available wherever you stream or buy music ** i’m touring my new hour “This is Camping” starting in Sept. All tour dates at lizmiele.com

I’LL GO ANYWHERE ONCE • sorry Peoria. I can’t do it again. I need more stuff around. See the cities I am going to! All tour info at lizmiele dot com + new special out Sept 9th and filming my next special Nov 6th in Boston (selling fast)

Guys! I got wallpaper money now! If you ever had a package lost I think you might like this joke. Enjoy my delivery service anger. Tour dates up on my site. Just added Pottstown, PA & Denver, CO + filming next special Nov 6 in Boston. All info at lizmiele.com

2025 TOUR: Sept 11 Austin, TX Sept 12 San Antonio, TX Sept 13 Houston, TX Sept 14 Dallas, TX Sept 20 Waverly, NY Sept 21 Brooklyn, NY Oct 4 Detroit, MI Oct 5 Chicago, IL Oct 7 Knoxville, TN Oct 8 Nashville, TN Oct 10-11 Atlanta, GA Oct 24-25 Denver, CO Nov 2 Pottstown, PA Nov 6 Boston, MA *Taping*

I start touring again in Sept. COME SEE ME! Completely new hour. All info at lizmiele.com + new special out Sept 9th and filming my next special Nov 6th in Boston. (filmed this on a 360 camera on a stick that’s why my hand looks weird)

Omg! Delivery guy just asked me if Ghost, my male, 16 lb cat was pregnant!!!!

New special SPACE CAMP premieres Sept 9th on @punchuplive.bsky.social at punchup.live/lizmiele • it will be ad free, uncensored and pay what you want. I self produce all my own specials and your support means a lot.

2025 TOUR: Sep 11 Austin, TX Sep 12 San Antonio, TX Sep 13 Houston, TX Sep 14 Dallas, TX Sep 20 Waverly, NY Sep 21 Brooklyn, NY Oct 4 Detroit, MI Oct 5 Chicago, IL Oct 7 Knoxville, TN Oct 8 Nashville, TN Oct 9-11 Atlanta, GA Oct 16 Greenville, SC Oct 17-18 Charleston, SC Nov 6 Boston, MA *Taping*

I have a new series called “Liz Miele Turns 40 (and she does alone) 3 episodes out so far. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

MY 2 BIGGEST FEARS • I’ve lived in nyc for over 20 years and this hasn’t changed. Walking around trying to avoid pee • all tour info at lizmiele dot com

I can say without exaggeration my cats have been the worst roommates I’ve ever had.

This guy was indicted for bribery lmao

NYC: all you have to do is not rank Cuomo!! We can do this! Let’s set an example and not elect a criminal

TORONTO. Two shows tonight!! lizmiele.com for tix

Current tour. Still adding dates. lizmiele.com for info & tickets

That’s a wrap. Thank you all so so much for listening, writing & commenting, supporting our Patreon & coming out to shows. We appreciate it all so much. Be sure to follow @mariashehata.bsky.social & @lizmiele.bsky.social on social media & come see a live show!

I’m officially 40 and apparently dead (at least to anyone that sees women in their 40s as a threat) I’m dead but still touring! Next stop: Toronto June 21st • all info at lizmiele dot com •• Filmed & edited by Chris Vongsawat

NYC comedian @lizmiele.bsky.social‬ brings observational humor and hilarious storytelling to the stage at the Southern Café & Music Hall tomorrow night with bits about dating, gender, attending therapy, and living with cats. Read more: c-ville.com/liz-miele.

But we can’t have a female president, they are too emotional

Yo!!! Are we all enjoying this cat fight we all predicted? #trumpelon

Left my boyfriend’s apt. Took the train home. Grabbed a coffee and walked into my apartment to feed my cats. They stared at me like a boss that sees you walk in late in yesterday clothes and a beverage. I stared back with “if I get the job done it doesn’t matter when I come in”

Interview I did right when things opened up I think in 2021 with Justin Severson @ Acme Comedy Company for the No Laugh Track podcast • sometimes a blurry pic is just a cat • if you don’t know I wrote a book called Why Cars Are A**holes • all info at lizmiele dot com

Lunchbox is asleep in the living room, Ghost is asleep in the office, I’m about to nap in the bedroom. Cat Lady socializing exhibit A

Oh no! I watched two CO2 face laser recovery videos back to back & instantly messed up my for you page 😭 it used to be to be all cat videos. (Also gotta love meta with that bottom right picture. Evil evil company)

I follow r/cats on Reddit (obviously) but every post is like “found this cat today…any name ideas?” I’m sorry am I the only person with an on going list of like 40 cat name options for when a cat falls into my life. How are you all gonna be good cat moms when you are wildly unprepared?

I saw a big spider in my bathroom & two seconds later my cat, Ghost saw it & locked in. I was like, “you got this, right?” He ignored me but I was like, “he’s got this. Don’t micro manage.” 1/2

Well @mariashehata.bsky.social finally started to learn how to drive in the UK and it’s going as well as we all thought. Full episode up now

No! Not Chris Brown! Not the Chris Brown that’s done this before and everyone saw it and were horrified yet the music industry and his fans just didn’t care so he continued working like it didn’t happen. Crazy.

I said something self deprecating about the way I dress & my friends 17 year son went “nah, you have style. you drip” do I know what that means? No. Will I be telling everyone with pride. Yes.

It’s really unfair I can’t step on my cats face, chest & stomachs while they are dead asleep like the do to me most mornings.