This Sunday I bring my monthly show First Draft Feelings to LA Bar Lubitsch with John Hastings & Amy Miller then I’m back on tour: Charlotte, Eugene, Spokane, Seattle, DC and more! All info & tix at lizmiele.com

Ep 4 of First Draft Feelings premieres tomorrow 5pm PT/8pm ET tomorrow at YouTube.com/lizmiele • let’s watch it together. This months episode features Jourdain Fisher & Mia Wilson

Portland! This weekend! Spend Valentine’s weekend with me! Bring the ppl you love or the ppl you hate! lizmiele.com for tickets

Ep 3 of my series: Biggest Balls in Brooklyn •• My very new boyfriend at the time got a vasectomy and it went terribly wrong. He ended up with scrotal hematoma. But we didn’t know what was going on at first. I wrote a joke about it which is on my special, SPACE CAMP on youtube.

Heated Rivalry fans…May I recommend 1992’s The Cutting Edge. Enemy rom com on skates. It holds up with not too much bad 90s aftertaste (subtle references to figure skating being gay but not offensive. Mostly outfit bashing haha)

Me, my cats and Evan are moving to Los Angeles today. The best time to move to LA was 15 years ago. I don’t think the second best time is now, but here we go. 💫

Ep 2 of my new series: Biggest Balls in Brooklyn •• Early into dating my boyfriend got a vasectomy and it went terribly wrong. He ended up with scrotal hematoma. I learned a lot about him while taking care of him and wrote a joke about it which is on my special, SPACE CAMP on youtube.

Ep 3 of First Draft Feelings is out! I talk about my fear of my bf murdering me & Adrienne Iapalucci swoops in w some important points about family. Plus my siblings Sam & Emily join this episode to give their ideas. Watch full ep at YouTube.com/lizmiele + subscribe wherever u listen to podcasts

The New York Times: Trump is on a distructive path causing global harm. Buzzfeed: Is being American cringe?

Nov of ‘23 my boyfriend of only two months decided to get a vasectomy (on his own accord) and it went terribly wrong and he developed scrotal hematoma. It was a confusing, scary and wild experience with a man i didn’t know well at the time.I wrote a story about it in my special SPACE CAMP on youtube

This Sunday! Last live First Draft Feelings before I and the show move to the west coast. Come see us! lizmiele.com

Tonight @ 8pm ET see the newest First Draft feelings here: youtu.be/Wzx_4bXKgFo?... with @noredavis.bsky.social & Adrienne Iapalucci

Next First draft Feelings show premieres on youtube Wednesday Jan 14th @ 8pm ET with Adrienne Iapalucci and @noredavis.bsky.social - if you missed the first two you can watch at youtube.com/lizmiele or wherever you listen to podcasts (and next live show is this Sunday @ 7pm @ Flophouse Comedy Club

Got a Lunchbox patch from @lizmiele.bsky.social after listening to her Space Camp special and thinking about her cats a Completely Normal™️ amount. Did not expect it to come in the world's cutest card. I need to take notes. Twenny outta ten, go check her stuff out. youtu.be/x53-2hTks2w

TONIGHT! 8pm ET see me on FOX’s new show Best Medicine with Josh Charles & Annie Potts.

This Sunday in Brooklyn @ Flophouse with Adrienne Iapalucci & Nore Davis. Tickets @ lizmiele.com

End Dec 21st. lizmiele.com

HOW WOMEN HANDLE DRY SPELLS is from my new special SPACE CAMP now on youtube • I didn’t date for 3 years. It was great. Highly recommend but when you get back into it you might need to dust things off first.

100k!! Thank you so so much to everyone who watched my special on Punchup & YouTube! please share with friends. touring starts again Dec 31st & I started a new live show & podcast • ep 2 premieres tomorrow at 8pm on YouTube & next live show is Dec 21 in Brooklyn. lizmiele.com

Next First Draft Feeling premieres Wednesday on YouTube Dec 10th @ 8pm ET. Come join me and two of my favs @carmenlagala.bsky.social & @jimtews.com work on new jokes about weight loss, medical procedures, roommates, being 40 & car vandalism YouTube.com/lizmiele to watch

Next live First Draft Feelings show in Dec 21st @ Flophouse with @noredavis.bsky.social & Adrienne Iapalucci two of my favs. Tickets at lizmiele.com

SPACE CAMP is now on YouTube • How Vasectomies Work (I think) • I’ve learned so much when my boyfriend got a vasectomy very early into our relationship. I don’t know science but I also don’t think I’m wrong on this one. Anyway…enjoy the special and come see my next hour live! YouTube.com/lizmiele

Tonight! We have a great show with Jim Tews & Carmen Lagala • two of my favorite comics & ppl! Watch us try out new jokes & try to fix them. www.eventbrite.com/e/first-draf...

I got an MRI on my knee and the doctor told me I have the cartilage of a 15 year old. Girl, stop flirting right now. I have a new pep in my step. Maybe it's the steroid shot. Maybe it's my youthful knees.

Sunday 7pm @ Flophouse in brooklyn • See me Carmen Lagala & Jim Tews work on new jokes & workshop them live in my new monthly show & podcast First Draft Feelings •• Last show was Shafi Hossain & Josh Gondelman who killed it. Come see us this Sunday. Tix at lizmiele.com

Tuesday, 8pm ET Space Camp special premieres on YouTube: youtu.be/x53-2hTks2w?...

HOW TO BEAT THE AIRLINES (first half) - from my new special SPACE CAMP premieres on YouTube Nov 18th or out now on @punchuplive • it’s ad free, uncensored and pay what you want • I am a customer service person’s worst nightmare. I love to use my negotiation book knowledge. Full joke in special

So happy you enjoyed it! Thank you for watching!!

Episode 1 of First Draft Feelings premieres 8pm ET featuring the nicest & funniest guys in comedy Shafi Hossain and Josh Gondelman Come watch and chat with me @ youtu.be/_n_GK2HJ-YM?...

Started a new live show/podcast called First Draft Feelings. 1st ep featuring Shafi Hossain & Josh Gondelman premieres Wednesday Nov 5th @ 8pm on youtube. Come watch and chat with me @ youtu.be/_n_GK2HJ-YM?... ** Trailer and episode edited by Dani Lear

BOSTON! In 1 week I’m filming my next special. Tickets are almost gone. Be apart of the angry magic! + Headlining in Pottstown, PA Sunday. Join me! All tix lizmiele.com 2025 TOUR DATES: Nov 2 Pottstown, PA Nov 6 Boston, MA *Special Taping* Nov 23 Brooklyn, NY (New Material Show) Dec 31 Fargo, ND

Denver!! I’m here! 7:15 tonight is sold out. All others selling fast! Get on it! lizmiele.com for tix!

My new special SPACE CAMP is out on @punchuplive at punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored and pay what you want • anyone that pays more than $10 is automatically entered into a raffle to win my brother’s stain glass art and runner ups to win t-shirts and other merch. Raffle ends Nov 18th

3 weeks from today! 7pm almost sold out. 9:30 low ticket warning! Let’s sell these out! lizmiele.com

This Friday I’m producing a show that I did during the pandemic called “zoom diner” where me & my comedy friends try new jokes, give notes, tags, & tell stories to help shape new ideas. this Friday @ 9:30 @ Flophouse with Shafi Hossain & @joshgondelman.bsky.social • all info & tix at lizmiele.com

SHE WASHED HER CAT IN THE WASHING MACHINE • silly sketch i made about the very real incident where i washed my cat in my washing machine (HE’S FINE!!) Full story in my new special SPACE CAMP out now at punchup.live/lizmiele • ad free, uncensored, pay what you want. ** shot and edited by @cvongsawat

SHE WASHED HER CAT IN THE WASHING MACHINE • silly sketch i made about my the very real incident where i washed my cat in my washing machine (HE’S FINE!!). Full story is in my new special SPACE CAMP out now on @punchup at punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored and pay what you want.

All tour info & tix here: lizmiele.com

Checking your bags feels like dropping your kids off at college. You hope you prepared them well enough & they don’t get into trouble.

Tix at lizmiele.com

This weekend: Detroit & Chicago. Low ticket warning. Come see my new hour “This is Camping” lizmiele.com •• And if you missed it my new special SPACE CAMP is out now at punchup.live/lizmiele

I spent a half hour today teaching my 70 year old father how to use Instagram. He was following one person. It was a person with my older sister’s name but not my sister.

my new special SPACE CAMP is out now at punchup.live/lizmiele

Coming up on the @deanobeidallah.bsky.social show: Rula Jebreal Liz Yates from @westernstatescenter.org 'What Just Happened?!" with @petedominick.bsky.social and @lizmiele.bsky.social! Plus, your 2 Minutes Of Fame! ☎️: 866-997-4748 🔊: SiriusXM.us/Dean

Hi guys!!! Hope you’ve had a chance to check out my new special Space Camp. All the merch is available on my website: lizmiele.com • shirts, beanies, stickers, patches. Check it out

My new special, SPACE CAMP is now out on punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored, and pay what you want • Sometimes the spookiest thing that could happen is you hear your cats but you can’t find them. Space Camp is not the adventure you thought it was. ** Video by Chris Vongsawat **

My new special, SPACE CAMP premieres Sept 9th on punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored, and pay what you want. Album version available wherever you stream or buy music ** i’m touring my new hour “This is Camping” starting in Sept. All tour dates at lizmiele.com

I’LL GO ANYWHERE ONCE • sorry Peoria. I can’t do it again. I need more stuff around. See the cities I am going to! All tour info at lizmiele dot com + new special out Sept 9th and filming my next special Nov 6th in Boston (selling fast)

Guys! I got wallpaper money now! If you ever had a package lost I think you might like this joke. Enjoy my delivery service anger. Tour dates up on my site. Just added Pottstown, PA & Denver, CO + filming next special Nov 6 in Boston. All info at lizmiele.com

2025 TOUR: Sept 11 Austin, TX Sept 12 San Antonio, TX Sept 13 Houston, TX Sept 14 Dallas, TX Sept 20 Waverly, NY Sept 21 Brooklyn, NY Oct 4 Detroit, MI Oct 5 Chicago, IL Oct 7 Knoxville, TN Oct 8 Nashville, TN Oct 10-11 Atlanta, GA Oct 24-25 Denver, CO Nov 2 Pottstown, PA Nov 6 Boston, MA *Taping*