Post-script: there were about 18,000 total votes exactly as he predicted, and he is much less annoying than Nate Silver ❤️

Yes please universe

Ok, this morning, I said that it was unlikely that @janeese4dc.bsky.social would even need a second round. did a little more on the numbers, and now I think it's just very unlikely McDuffie can win even in a second round or beyond. 🧵

Reposting not for the “I was right” but for actual hard numbers from a political scientist

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My take: @janeese4dc.bsky.social needs to stay above 50% when they finish counting all the first round ballots in the next day or two, and they don’t need to go to the next round (who people ranked second) (cont’d)

Something the DNC ghouls hadn’t bargained for (tries to stop grinning)

Could it be that rich girl rumspringa is finally over? Back to Connecticut, Brooke.

Shit, now I’m gonna cry. @janeese4dc.bsky.social organizers and their families… #DC #election #primaries

I associate myself with this clever @mdcdsa.org artist. #dontrankpinto #brookepinto #dc #primaries #election

As polls open across the District today, voters are staring down a ballot that will fundamentally rewrite the city’s power structure. www.notus.org/metro/dc-pri...

POLLS ARE OPEN IN D.C.! They’ll stay open until 8 p.m.; if you’re in line as they close, you’ll still get to vote. You can also use ballot drop boxes today, but know that your ballot may not be counted tonight. All vote center locations are here: dcboe.org/voters/find-...

Today is election day in Washington, DC, Georgia, Alabama, and Oklahoma! Want to keep up with the coverage? Follow these local newsrooms and reporters for the very latest:

LAST MINUTE VOTERS: @thomasflores.bsky.social and I got you 👇🏻👇🏼

LFG DC!

NEW: Ahead of the June 16 primary, we have a last word from D.C.'s leading mayoral candidates. Janeese Lewis George wrote an opinion piece on how she'll address affordability and rising Pepco bills. Kenyan McDuffie wrote an opinion piece on how he'll defend D.C.'s autonomy and economy. Read both:

The @capitalweather.bsky.social feed about last night’s skies. And this explainer: www.capitalweather.com/fridays-stor...

What do we do when Trump threatens us, DC?

🚨 Trump endorses Kenyan McDuffie

Bumping this for anyone who’s early voting before Tuesday or filling out their ballot at home!

“We’re not allowed to take breaks of any kind,” one Amazon worker said on the condition of anonymity, claiming that human chess pieces are expected to stand motionless for more than eight hours at a time on the board’s three-by-three-foot squares.

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

Solid @workingfamilies.org spot on Robert White, who’s running for DC Delegate to the House, Eleanor Holmes Norton’s old seat. youtu.be/CvWHuU-XuPw

Important downballot race for DC voters: Democratic State Committee. If Robert White wins, DemCom—not voters—picks his replacement on the Council. If you want someone who’ll be an ally to JLG, vote for the Free DC slate—not to be confused with the establishment slate, “Democrats United to Free DC”.

Stay classy bruh

Oh, the drama!

Corruption in plain sight. It will take a decade to fix this debacle. #TrumpCorruption

I don’t condone everything Gandhi did, but the seven social sins feel pretty germane: 1. Wealth without work 2. Pleasure without conscience 3. Knowledge without character 4. Commerce without morality 5. Science without humanity 6. Religion without sacrifice 7. Politics without principle

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

ProPublica used leaked tax returns to calculate that through complex tax avoidance schemes, Jeff Bezos pays a tax rate of 0.98% www.propublica.org/article/the-... So if we doubled the taxes he pays, that would mean he'd still be paying less than 2%.

Who should you vote for in #DC’s primaries on June 16? @thomasflores.bsky.social and I have thoughts. See image for our rundown and read on for receipts 🧵

Post your bestworst beach towel

Ours is bigger lol

Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It https://theonion.com/study-most-men-believe-they-could-seduce-bear-if-life-depended-on-it/

Let’s do this, cabal.. I mean team 🙌🏻 www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaig...

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

There are nine Democratic candidates running for at At-Large seat on the D.C. Council, so we wouldn't blame you if you're feeling lost. @samdelgado.bsky.social and I chatted with all nine of them, trying to figure who they are and why they're running. In @51st.news: 51st.news/at-large-can...

What she said 👇🏻

Unironically; Todd rundgren should cover Adele‘a hello and Adele should cover hello it’s me

Excuse me I seem to have lost my bones #caturday

A+ no notes

Sweet Holy Sesame Street Jesus, my life is complete

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

Feels like I should be out there. What’s outside again? #Caturday

These folks are bad news. You get a million bucks from them, you are too.

Women of Bluesky, you know what to do…. (Repost/share/tell your neighbors)